| I really gotta learn to say no to that girl... Ah Sunuru, why did ya hafta drag me here!? Aaaahhhh... Whatever. Hey everybody out there. I'm here to thank yall' for comin' here. After all, what's the point a' makin' a website if nobody comes, eh? You're our "reason" ah guess... Anyway, I know yall've heard that ol' speech from everybody, so here's my lil' announcement piece a' junk. I'm not that good with makin' up these long, famous kinda things. My thing that I hafta say to everyone that comes here is that you're all weaklings, and that you'll never be stronger than me. Yeah, Kehl said the same thing about his brains, but I MEAN it. I make Jackie Chan look like a weakling when it comes ta' fightin'. Heck, I make Van Helsing look weak!! AND I DON'T GOT NO ANGER PROBLEMS, AND I AIN'T NO TEXAN!! FOR THE LAST STINKIN' TIME, I'M ONLY ONE HALF TEXAN!!! GEEZ!!! |
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