CHARACTERS: Sunuru, ProtoMan, Bakura, Mom, MegaMan, Kilk, Kehl, Daycee, Gabriel, Sheenai
PREVIOUSLY: Sunuru and ProtoMan had rescued Ryou Bakura, a kind British Cyberu from an attacking Kayon, and their new friend ended up journeying to the human world to become part of the Cyber-crew. However, it ends up that Bakura might not be as innocent as his eyes make him look.
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SUNURU: Here we are, Bakura; downstairs.
BAKURA: You have a lovely kitchen, Sunuru. Thanks again for letting me join your family. I don't know how I can repay you.
PROTOMAN: Don't worry about it. Friendship is the only fee.
BAKURA: Smashing!
SUNURU: Okay, I'll make you some tea, Ryou. ProtoMan, can you introduce our buddy to the others while I'm preparing Bakura's drink?
PROTOMAN: Sure. C'mon, Bucky. You're about to meet all of the OTHERS that my good pal Sunuru rescued from the Kayon war.
BAKURA: ProtoMan, don't pull me so hard!
(ProtoMan begins to walk Bakura out of the room.)
SUNURU: Proto, go easy on him!! Oh boy...
(The two Cyberus reach the music room, where all the others are playing cards.)
PROTOMAN: Hey guys!!
KILK: Yo, Bro. Wassup, dude?
PROTOMAN: We've got a new family member! His name is Bakura!
BAKURA: *blush* G--good day, everyone...
DAYCEE: Pleased to meet you, Bakura.
BAKURA: N--no, the pleasure's all mine, ma'am.
DAYCEE: Wow! How polite. My name is Daycee.
SHEENAI: You needn't be so kind, sir. My name is Sheenai, the elf is Kehl, the red-haired woman is Gabriel, and the Cyberu in the blue is MegaMan.
BAKURA: Greetings. So, what are you playing?
MEGAMAN: Crazy 8's.
BAKURA: Heh heh heh... Why don't we all stop acting like children and play some poker?
KEHL: Mr. Bakura, are you feeling alright?
BAKURA: Fine. In fact, I've never felt more alive. Strange, huh? I'm not really--Oh, I forgot; you morons don't BELIEVE in the darkness...
PROTOMAN: Bucky?
GABRIEL: ProtoMan, what's going on here?
PROTOMAN: Um...
BAKURA: How about you, ProtoMan? Up for a quick game?
(Bakura's voice has gotten deeper... raspier...)
PROTOMAN: I don't think that I--
BAKURA: Come ON, Proto... unless you're AFRAID...
KILK: Bakura, what's WRONG with you, dude? I--yaah!!
(Bakura flings a throwing knife at Kilk's leg, but misses--thank goodness.)
BAKURA: Shut your mouth, you stupid brat. Can't you see we grown ups are trying to discuss something here? If you make one more sound, I WON'T miss!!
KEHL: This is very boorish behavior, sir. I advise you to halt these actions before Sunuru is forced to punish you.
BAKURA: I don't bloody care what kinds of pitiful punishments that little witch tries on me. She'll be the first to die when Zorc Necrophades is reborn, and all of you fools are left at the mercy of the shadows!!!
(Daycee clings to Sheenai.)
BAKURA: You'd BETTER sure as heck be afraid!! All of you worthless imbeciles will be my bait when I go fishing if you don't do everything I say... got it?
DAYCEE: Yeah, but--
(Bakura throws another knife at her.)
DAYCEE: Ack!!
BAKURA: Okay, now ProtoMan... Would you like to play a game of poker?? *death stare*
GABRIEL: Proto, you'd better do what he says.
PROTOMAN: I--
SUNURU: RYOU, YOUR TEA'S READY!!!!!
BAKURA: *snarls* Don't think any of you buffoons are off the hook... I'll be back.
KEHL: Okay. ProtoMan, take him away now, please...
PROTOMAN: Come on, Bucky. Tea time.
BAKURA: Eh? Oh, jolly good! Cheerio, everyone.
(His voice is back to normal.)
GABRIEL: What was that all about?
MEGAMAN: I have no idea.
(ProtoMan and Bakura walk back into the kitchen.)
SUNURU: Good, you're here. I'll lift you up onto the table.
BAKURA: Thank you, Sunuru.
SUNURU: No problem.
(Lifts Bakura up onto the table.)
(Mom steps into the room.)
MOM: Sunuru, you've got a new friend! How nice. What's your name, little one?
BAKURA: Ryou.
MOM: Nice to meet you, Ryou. I'm Suzari, Sunuru's Mom. If you want, you can just call me Suza.
BAKURA: Alright. And if you want to just call me Bakura, that's fine too.
MOM: Great. I was just about to have some coffee. Mind if I sit down and join you?
BAKURA: No, that would be brilliant.
MOM: Good! Cute little Englishman, aren't ya?
PROTOMAN: Heh... real cute...
SUNURU: What's wrong, Proto?
PROTOMAN: Nothin'! Hey Sara, can I please have somethin' to drink, too?
SUNURU: Sure. What would you like this evening, O' amazing swordsman of mine?
PROTOMAN: How about... some whiskey?
(Bakura spits out some tea.)
BAKURA: *Cough, cough* What did you say?
MOM: Bakura, what happened to your voice? It's so... raspy. Everything okay?
BAKURA: Shut up! Where's the whiskey, Sunuru? You told me you didn't have any!! Give some to me now, or you'll find a giant hole in your wall!!!
MOM: BAKURA!!!!
BAKURA: Yami, no!! Stop it or they'll find out!
BAKURA: Silence, hikari! I need my White Lightning!
BAKURA: Mou hitori no boku, STOP!!!
BAKURA: NO!!
BAKURA: I said to stop!! We should be greatful to the--
BAKURA: I can do what I want when I want!! You don't command me!!
BAKURA: This is MY body!!
PROTOMAN: Hey, Suza, can ya make some popcorn? This is gettin' interestin'.
MOM: Sure. I was just thinking the same thing.
BAKURA: Be quiet, worthless fools!
BAKURA: Enough of this!! You're going to scare them like all the others!!
BAKURA: You are my host and nothing more. That is your meaning of life--to have no life!! Be quiet and stop trying to defy me!!
BAKURA: YOU ARE IN MY BODY!!!
BAKURA: That doesn't matter, you pathetic mortal! And what are YOU doing!?
MICROWAVE: Pop, pop, pop...
MOM: Making some popcorn.
BAKURA: Ahhhhh!!!
BAKURA: Leave them alone!
BAKURA: Watch it, yadonushi! You just might have earned yourself a stab in the leg!
BAKURA: Eek!
MOM: Here, ProtoMan.
PROTOMAN: Thank ya. Sunuru, want some popcorn?
SUNURU: Don't mind if I do.
BAKURA: FOORRRRGEEETTTT ITTTTT!!!!!! I'll tell you humans!! You've heard far too much already!!
PROTOMAN: You're finally gonna tell us why you're actin' like such a freak-O?
BAKURA: YES!! I AM NOT BAKURA!!! I am Yami Bakura, Ryou's darker half! I'm an ancient Egyptian thief who wants to kill the pharaoh to get revenge on his father, who destroyed my village when I was a small boy. I also seek possession of all seven Millennium Items, which are the keys to ruling the world!!! MWA HAHAHAHA!!!
SUNURU: There are TWO Bakuras?
MOM: Holy moly! A plot twist!
YAMI BAKURA: NO!! YES!! SORT OF!! There is one Ryou Bakura, one Yami Bakura, and NO plot twists! This is real life! I'm someone living inside of Bakura's necklace, the Millennium Ring!
MOM: So THAT'S why you're acting so weird.
YAMI BAKURA (we'll just call him Yami.): Yes...
SUNURU: Well then, Yami Bakura, welcome to the Cyberu family.
BAKURA: W--what? You're going to let me stay anyway?
PROTOMAN: 'Course. As long as you keep Yami Bucky under control, we'll all have a nice life together.
BAKURA: Thank you all so much!!
MOM: It's fine.
(Throws a wet towel onto Bakura's head.)
BAKURA: Ah!--
YAMI: What did you do that for!?
MOM: You spat tea all over the table.
SUNURU: Clean up, clean up! Everybody everywhere! Clean up, clean up! Everybody do their share!
YAMI: I hate you all...
(Looks up at Sunuru.)
YAMI: Bah.
(Begins wiping up the mess.)
EPISODE 4: END
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Coming up in EPISODE 5: Sunuru, Mom, Dad, and Keyki go to visit the grandparents at the farm--with ProtoMan, MegaMan, and Bakura!! While the other Cyberus stay home, Grammy and Grampy have to face chaotic comedy they've never faced before... Hey, guys--you expected miniature demons, magical items, and split personalities, right? Prepare for even more Cyberu action in Episode 5: Road Trip!!--Cyberu Style...!