"Warning: Being a genius will make people incredibly angry. This refers to ProtoMan Tarkemelion... DON'T HURT ME!!"
"I like being called 'elfin' or 'mystical creature'."
"Of course I'm a man! I mean, gosh! I have big muscles. All people with big muscles are manly."
"Duh--I'm an elf! I mean, gosh, can't you tell? I have big ears! All beings with big ears are elves."
"To the incredible wooshes... WOOOOSH!!!"
"Do you see any... whoop whoop on me?"
"Bye! I'm Kehl, and I'm a genius."
"AHA!"
"Geez, that's so rude... calling me a lady like that!"
"Weggies! Ouchie!"
"AAAAH!! GEEEZZZ!!!"