| Crazy? Me? Why am I laughing right now? I mean, whatever you said isn�t even funny. Well, it is funny. Otherwise, I wouldn�t be laughing. WHY was that funny? Hilarious! I don�t even remember what just happened. Heh... that�s funny, isn�t it? Why are you looking at me like that? Oh, no. You aren�t like all the others, are you? Don�t tell me you think I�m crazy! I AM NOT CRAZY! How could anyone get away with saying, �You�re crazy�? I mean, they have no proof. And I don�t get how people can be DIAGNOSED with insanity. Nobody can look into your brain and SEE insanity! It�s all an opinion. Maybe I�m the only sane person in the world. Maybe everyone else around me is nuts! For all I know, you�re insane! HE�S INSANE! SHE�S INSANE! YOU�RE ALL INSANE!! But how can I prove it? I can�t. So you can all get away with it. Makes sense, doesn�t it, Mr. President!? DOESN�T IT!? Look at me, Mr. President, CRAZY. What�re you gonna do about it? Arrest me? I�m sorry, but you can�t, Mr. President. And we�re all going to die in the end. Suffer long, painful deaths. Yeah, we have that to look forward to. Peachy. Maybe people who commit suicide have the right idea: GET THE AGONY OVER WITH. Oh... GOD. I don�t want to die! I want to live! Crazy!? I don�t wanna dieeee! Death. It�s coming. The monsters are coming to eat me! Isn�t life wonderful? I just love life! The sun is shining. The birds are singing. Everything is making noise. Everything is moving, breathing, Happy to simply be here. I am so happy! Happyhappyhappyhappyhapppppppy! I love life! I want to hug everything! Hello, trees! Hello, flowers! Hello, sky! Hello, clouds! And we�re all gonna diiieeee... But we�re alive right now! I don�t care. But we have to be happy! Why, is it a law, Mr. President? I�m hungry. I�m tired. I want a hug. DON�T TOUCH ME, INGRATE! Hee-hee... fungus. Who made up that word? I�m annoyed. I�m SO HAPPY! I hate life. I want Christmas to come. How old am I? Pretty pretty pretty. Who are you? WHAT!? Crazy? ME? |
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