9. Wonrei: All he ever talks about is peanuts, or purple... and he never stops. "I like purple," over and over again!! Try dealin' with that for hours on end!
8. Kilk: Now that kid's a pest. Not only does he keep on bugging the girls around here, but he is WRAPPED UP in makin' me mad. Really. He just makes up the dorkiest insults, and rude ol' jokes like: What's worse than an earthquake, a tsunami, a volcano exploding, a tornado, and a hurricane mixed together? ProtoMan gettin' angry!
7. Kehl: He thinks he's such a genius... and ya know how I ain't the smartest guy around, right? Well that stinkin' elf just won't stop buggin' me about my intee-lext 'er whatever. Then he gives me books on borin' stuff like spellin', and grammar. What does he think I am, some sorta moron!?
6. Lilac: She still believes that I'm er' boyfriend... and it kills me.
5. Bakura: ARRGGHH!! He's all peaceful an' kind and... Bakura-ish! He won't let me call im' Bakura, he's too nice, he's too girly, too weak, has hair that's too white, and wears some weird clothes... Look at his shoes!! And he's always sayin': "ProtoMan-you-must-control-your-temper-cheerio-smashing-jolly-chap." WHAT IS WITH THAT ACCENT!?
4. Riya: He's a she, and he who is a she is always buggin' me.
3. Haaiku: What... an... idiot...
2. MegaMan: HE'S SO WEAK!! HE'S A MORON, A WEAKLING, AND SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME WHEN HE SHOULDN'T, AND I HATE HIM!! I JUST DESPISE THAT DOOFUS!!
1. Yami Bakura: Oh man... Why does Sunuru love him so much!? It's like he's stolen my spotlight, and he bugs the klamoney outa me! He plays stupid tricks on me, often sprayin' water on me--and I hate water. He laughs like he has the hiccups. He drinks alcohol like it's some sort of potion that'll bring him back to life--he's dead, may I add? Not only that, but his hair is so spiky and annoying, and I'M Sunuru's friend, not HIM! He steals my money! AND WHO KNOWS HOW THE SPHINX'S NOSE FELL OFF!?