1. No, I DID NOT destroy Yami no Bakura's village!! It was my father, and for some reason, that THIEF thought that killing me would... make sense. But he's wrong. It's not ilegal to like Bakura, but consider that he is not ENTIRELY fighting for "love". He also wants world domination.
2. My hair's style... please don't make fun of it. First of all, I haven't cut it in 3000 years. Second of all, look at Yami no Malik's hair!! It's worse, and girls LOVE him for some weird reason. Yami no Bakura too... Big hair!! My hair isn't nearly bad as others' hair!!
3. I am NOT in love with Yugi. Yes, I know the world loves yaoi pairings, but this fact is NOT TRUE. Yugi is an honorable young man, and a kind one at that, but I don't love him. Like him as a friend, yes, but not LOVE. Same thing with the thief and Ryou, or Yami no Bakura and Malik. They all are MEN and are not dating their species. Fanart of all that stuff isn't exactly against the law, but we'd ALL appreciate it if you'd stick to reality.
Was that too long?