| 10 Good and Logical Reasons why Art is NOT a Bang... | |||
| Deidara, shut up and let me explain... 1. Explosions are nothing but explosions. They blow up. Yes, it may take skill to blow things up, but not ARTISTIC skill... 2. When something blows up, it is being destroyed. And that is not art!!! That is destruction! 3. Explosions cannot be admired for a long time. Real art can be gazed upon and enjoyed for years to come. I mean, really. You cannot hang an explosion in an art gallery, can you!? 4. Explosions are just obnoxious. They are loud and hot and dangerous. Art? I DO NOT THINK SO. 5. Nearly the whole world would consider me correct. 6. People like to see art. More often than not, explosions are not looked forward to or enjoyed. 7. I have been around for a long time, Deidara. Trust me on this one. 8. According to the Oxford Writer's Thesaurus, arsony and demolition are not considered artforms. However, sculpting and wood-carving ARE. 9. And according to the Oxford English Dictionary, the definition of "demolition" does not even mention the word "art." 10. Deidara is a psychopath. How can you trust a thing he says? Back |
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