Saso and I have been partners for years. Ever since I first joined the Akatsuki, we've been BUDDIES, un!
Saso and I are very different, un. He's an old dude, I'm a young dude. He likes tea, I like ice cream. He's a puppeteer, I'm a... well... an artist, un! (Just kidding, Saso! I love your "art," un!) But that doesn't keep us from LOVING each other, un. Our contrasting personalities make for an awesome lifestyle, un!
The only bad thing about Saso is the fact that he's boring. He'll want to read and do boring stuff while I'm trying to give him a hug, un! And he'll be sitting down in his workshop, building more stupid puppets, and he won't even let me IN, UN!!! So what if I blare the radio, un? It's better than that classical junk he listens to!
And will you stop calling me a "CHILDISH FOOL," UN!? I'm not "obsessed" with bananas and you know it, un!
Oh well. Saso is still wonderful when he's not being a meanie-head, un. And I want to spend my whole life with him, un!