REGURGITATOR:- Unit [saybek's Waxing Lyrical] Track Listing: (1) I Like Your Old Stuff Better Than Your New Stuff (2) Every Day (3) ! (The Song Formerly Known As) (4) Black Bugs (5) World of Sleaze (6) I Piss Alone (7) Unit (8) I Will Lick Your Arsehole (9) Modern Life (10) Polyester Girl (11) 1, 2, 3, 4 (12) Mr. T (13) Just Another Beautiful Story The Lyrics: (1) I Like Your Old Stuff Better Than Your New Stuff I see your band now and it's not too bad You're nothing like you used to be Please write some songs that really do not suck Please become what you were before I like your old stuff better than your new stuff (x4) I try hard not to bring up the past I'm sorry I had to again You don't know me I feel you are my friend I'm trying not to be pretend I like your old stuff better than your new stuff (x8) I like your old stuff better than your new stuff (x8) (2) Every Day Formula Every day I shit into the sea It's strange but it doesn't mean much to me I'm living in a porcelain dream And things aren't quite what they seem I try to keep things so nice Each surface glowing snow white It's good to be alive in here Everyone's gonna be alright (x4) Every day I talk to my machines More sense than talking to human beings It's pretty in the land of the free Where things ain't quite what they seem My whole world's cheap and phoney Dear hearts get lost and lonely I'll get what's coming to me soon Everyone's gonna be alright (x4) Everyone's gonna be alright (x4) The world's gonna be all shite (3) ! (The Song Formerly Known As) I don't go to parties baby `Cos people tend to freak me out Watch their lips to work it out I can hear the words but I still don't know what it's all about Won't see me down at the disco mama `Cos bright lights really hurt my eyes I'd rather stay and dance with you To the funky music playing on our stereo Things don't get no better - Better than you and me Things don't get no better - Better than you and me I don't go to concerts baby Music's always up to loud Cigarettes and alcohol get up my arse I always lose you in the crowd You won't see me tribal raving baby `Cos I won't ever look that good I'd rather dance in ugly pants In the comfort of a lounge room in suburbia Things don't get no better - Better than you and me Things don't get no better - Better than you and me That's right! Things don't get no better - Better than you and me Things don't get no better - Better than you and me That's right! Better than you and me Better than you and me Thank you Mr DJ (4) Black Bugs I got killed by black bugs on my video game And although to myself doesn't mean to much I keep dying and dying over and over again And now I feel I'm alive so I'll just pretend What's at the end What's at the end What's at the end of Satan's rainbow? What's at the end What's at the end What's at the end of Satan's rainbow? Stared at the T.V. too long and I'm not the same I got to remind my self that it's just a game It's getting harder and harder to get to sleep at night I think I'll let them shoot me so that I can die What's at the end What's at the end What's at the end of Satan's rainbow? What's at the end What's at the end What's at the end of Satan's rainbow? (5) The World of Sleaze Welcome to the world of sleaze Baby baby we've got everything you'll need You'll fit in it's such a breeze Baby baby happy living on your knees `Cos there's dicks and cunts and sluts and butts Oh and pimps and ho's, yeah plenty of those There's no end to the things you can win And I'll be your friend if you just spread your legs Don't be afraid Every things great You'll be okay If you just take my hand Welcome to the world of sleaze Baby may I help you? sir we aim to please Walking through the world of sleaze Baby baby we've got everything you'll need We've got dicks and cunts and sluts and butts Oh and pimps and ho's yeah plenty of those There's no end to the things you can win And I'll be your friend if you just spread your legs Dicks and cunts and sluts and butts Oh and pimps and ho's yeah plenty of those Flesh in the rape with the vacant stares And the rich fan fares spurting joy through the air Don't be afraid Every things great You'll be okay If you just take my hand (6) I Piss Alone I piss alone I don't want nobody to know That I haven't got the pressure of some of the other boys They make a noise That scares me so I piss alone I don't want nobody to know That I haven't got the pressure of some of the other boys I piss alone Leave me alone I just want to be on my own I want a world where pissing troughs are obsolete There's only rows and rows of cubicles I'm so afraid When I try it's often delayed I stand and stare into the air And then I might just put it away So quiet in here Only sound around is the fear And the other guy who's pounding the wall Like he's shooting dear I need a place where I can close and lock the door Then I can stop and let it flow (7) Unit See the unit Eat the unit Love the unit Kiss...the unit Touch the unit Lick the unit Lick the unit Touch the unit Feel the unit Feel the unit Buy the unit I am the unit We are the unit We are the unit We are the unit Become the unit Become the unit Become the unit I am the unit (8) I Will Lick Your Arsehole I'm like Mr. Clifford Richard, I'm wired for sound And when I get myself a mike you won't want to be around I'm off like a note on "care" in Karen's "Day Tripper" I'm faking all my lines like that dolphin called flipper Send chills down your spine like the strings in "Billy Jean" I'm so far underground that I'm a one person scene I'm overly thorough just like David Attenborough When he's whisperin' in the jungle Like they're working undercover Evidence irrefutable I'm squarer than a cubicle I hug the straight and narrow Like a Julie Arrows musical I derail and fail with abstract verse I fail to curtail The rhythmical measures and pleasurable endeavours never sail I'm lacking in ambition Simply no predisposition And when I hit the stage I lose all composition I never liked it loud `cos crowded places scare me I dig the rock roll as much as Peter Paul and Mary Arsehole, I will lick your Arsehole, I will lick your Arsehole, I will lick your... I'm the host with the most uber Guy Smiley I got the special effects like the BBC man I got the flow like Malmsteen's got chops It seems that I'm so bad They get L.L. to call the cops Beats him so hard They be bustin' up your spleen And I got more rhymes than Dern's hair got sheen I put flash in the dance just like Irene Cara And I got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara I'm the Asisiatic Australasiatic Instamatic rhythm box static addict I got the juice and all else got pith And I'm tough under pressure just like Sarah Jane Smith Arsehole, I will lick your Arsehole, I will lick your Arsehole, I will lick your Arsehole, I will lick your Arsehole, I will lick your Arsehole, I will lick your (9) Modern Life Well you know they make you want it When you see it on the T.V. shows And maybe then You might buy it If it makes you feel homed and hosed You want it You want it You want it You want it They try to tell you this is modern life You want it You want it You want it You want it They try to tell you this is modern life Can't you see that they want us To be brainwashed into their big schemes So I can tell I see sex sells Cause it's a common reoccurring theme You want it You want it You want it You want it They try to tell you this is modern life You want it You want it You want it You want it They try to tell you this is modern life (10) Polyester Girl All I want you to say is nothing at all And all I want you to do is stare at the wall I love your plastic hair and plastic eyes Marvel at your plastic breasts and your plastic thighs My polyester girl - So shiny My polyester girl - So shiny My polyester girl - so shiny My polyester girl - so shiny Your the perfect guy's accessory Dangling from my arm for all of the pretty people to see Poised with sassy pout and perky cleave Quick for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies My polyester girl - so shiny My polyester girl - so shiny My polyester girl - so shiny My polyester girl - so shiny Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane But your body burst and left an ugly stain Had to take your pieces back to the factory It took them several weeks to get you back to me My polyester girl - so shiny My polyester girl - so shiny My polyester girl - so shiny My polyester girl - so shiny My polyester girl - She's my polyester girl My polyester girl - Shiniest in all the world My polyester girl - She's my polyester girl My polyester girl - Shiniest in all the world (11) 1234 1234... [no real idea, sorry] (12) Mr T. Keep pushing straight ahead I've learned from the past that there's time to regret The woman makes me feel alive She shines in the night to open up my eyes She helps me realise So I run to the streets kickin' round on my feet I take freedom's path and I'll let my life be One dedication to all my realities Set your sisters free It's the way it's meant to be (13) Just Another Beautiful Story All that I am and all that I will ever be Is a brain in a body And all that I know and all I'll ever see Is the real things around me All I've heard and it's true There ain't no god there's just me and you I don't see a point to this place But I'm happy to be floating in space I won't mind if you're holding my hand and Life seems sublime when you don't understand That the world turns around and it don't give a damn If we all die away and we never come back again All that I am and all I'll ever be Is a brain in a body I Live `till I die and then rot away It's a beautiful story All that I've heard and it's true There ain't no god there's just me and you I don't see a point to this place I'm happy to be floating in outer space I won't mind if you're holding my hand And life seems sublime when you don't understand That the world turns around and it don't give a damn If we all die away and we never come back again I won't mind if you're holding my hand And life seems sublime when you don't understand That the world turns around and it don't give a damn If we all die away and we never come back again