Lloyd: Why can't you be in a good mood? How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood and be in a good mood once in a while?
Constance: Gee, it's easy!
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Lloyd: One question: do you need someone or do you need me?
Diane: I need you.
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Corey Flood: That'll never be me, that'll never be me. That'll never be, never be me. NO! ... NO, NEVER, NEVER, EVER! And don't you EVER THINK IT!
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Lloyd: Joe, she's written 65 songs about you, and they're all about pain.
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Corey: Brains stick with brains. The bomb could go off and their mutant genes would form the same cliques.
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Constance: Why do you eat that stuff? There's no food in your food.
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Lloyd: Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your "Hey Soul Classics"?
Jason: No, my brother, you have to go buy your own.
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Lloyd: She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.
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Diane Court: Are you shaking?
Lloyd Dobler: No.
Diane Court: You're shaking.
Lloyd Dobler: I don't think so.
Diane Court: You're cold.
Lloyd Dobler: I don't think I am.
Diane Court: Then why are you shaking?
Lloyd Dobler: I don't know. I think I'm happy.
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Diane Court: Nobody thinks it will work, do they?
Lloyd Dobler: No. You just described every great success story.
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Lloyd: I am looking for a dare to be great situation.
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Lloyd: The rain on my car is a baptism, the new me, Power Lloyd, my assualt on the world begins now.
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Corey Flood: Diane Court doesn't go out with guys like you. She's a brain!
D.C.: Trapped in the body of a game-show hostess.
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Mike Cameron: I don't know you very well, you know, but I wanted to ask you - how'd you get Diane Court to go out with you?
Lloyd Dobler: I called her up.

Mike Cameron: But how come it worked? I mean, like, what are you?
Lloyd Dobler: I'm Lloyd Dobler.
Mike Cameron: This is great. This gives me hope! Thanks!
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Lloyd Dobler: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
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Diane Court: I just can't have any social life right now.

Lloyd Dobler: Don't worry about it. We're just having coffee. We'll be anti-social.
Diane Court: Be friends?
Lloyd Dobler: Yeah. With potential.
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Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
Joe: By choice, man!
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Lloyd Dobler: You probably got it all figured out, Corey. If you start out depressed everything's kind of a pleasant surprise.
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D.C.: Lloyd, why do you have to be like this?
Lloyd Dobler: 'Cause I'm a guy! I have pride!
Corey Flood: You're not a guy.
Lloyd Dobler: I am.

Corey Flood: No. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy.
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Jim Court: You're not a permanent part of her life. You're a distraction.

Lloyd Dobler: I'm the distraction that's going with her to England, sir.
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