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		Unipectoralis Erectus and the Downfall of Man

Disclaimer: This Page is designed for the humur of those who understand this inside joke. As well as to let the world know that 'I hate charlie hudson.' So if you are reading this, having only one pectoral muscle, don't be offended. Nemo got along just fine.

	Over the past two years I have done alot of research into the realm of the Unipectoralis Erectus. This creature is a rare creature, whose features are hideous at best. However, this creature uses its unbridled intelect to somehow win the hearts of all he encounters; save one, myself. Now some may say the reason that I find no purpose in sharing a friendship or even air with a creature such as this is jealousy, or just stupidity. But there is just something about the lack of a pectoralis and the inherit actions and beliefs associated with the one who is lacking that causes my heart to vomit. I believe that the shear concavity of the issue yeilds a certain question as to what sort of individual can go on living with the horrifying mental diress that one such as the unipectoralis erectus must endure. I do not, in anyway, suggest that my torment and perfect hatred that I feel in the presence of this creature comes from the simple fact that the unipectoralis erectus is in fact a unipec. And I, by no means, intend to suggests that others that have an issue in lacking certain attributes of the 'normal', by societies term, human body have any malice from me. Upon further review of my thoughts and concerns towards the Unipectoralis erectus, I find that my attitude comes from a desire to have less attributes, mainly in the stomach region. The combination of my excessive belly tissue and his lack of pectoralis tissue gives a reverse polar attraction between the two like but different minds. However the song that all have come to know as the 'I Hate Charlie' song will continue to be played. I have found the reason why I have disgust and hatred towards this individual unipectoralis erectus. However, I see no reason to change my attitude, seeing as I am still better than him in every way. Thank you, that is all...


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