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Quantanyms and Time Travel |
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Ok, so this theorem steams from a conversation between me and my fellow colleague Douglas Kretchman. There are many words in our english language that have double meaning. When one learns the use and technique of such words, then they have the ability to travel in time. Take for instance the word 'right'. Now this word is a widley used word. I doubt there are many days that we, as americans, do not use this very wonderful word. However, this word often causes people to leap forward in time without there knowlegdge. When one uses a word with double meaning, from now on known as a quantanym, in a context in which both definitions of the word and be used in the sentence with the sentence still holding the same meaning, that person has saved time, or jumped forward in time if you will, because the time it would have taken to say two seperate sentences was shortened by using one sentence. |
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Don't believe me, try for yourself. Use our earlier referenced quantinym, 'right'. Now time yourself, using the same tempo in reading each of the following phrases. A.) "Drive on the right side of the road you moron!" B.)'Drive on the right side of the road you moron, which is the right side of the road!"
Now which one took longer? Sentence B of course. In sentence A, you used the quantinym, 'right,' properly. Or I could say, "In sentence A, you used the quantinym 'right'" You see, sentence a uses right to say drive on the correct side of the road, but it also states which side is the correct side. Sentence B, altough correct in common english is quantaniumly redundant. I believe that the stress that people face today is from lack of time, which stems directly from their inability to use quantanyms appropriatly. Test this theorem, I think you may just save alot of time today.
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