All males must read before proceeding!
2) The rules are subect to change at any given moment, without notice.
3) no MALE can possibily know all the rules. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE might know all the rules, she must change some of the rules immediately.
4) The FEMALE is NEVER wrong.
5) If it appears the FEMALE is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding or mistake made by the MALE and the MALE must appologize immediately for his mistake.
6) the FEMALE can change her mind at any times she wishes, without question or complaint by the MALE.
7) The MALE can under no circumstances change his mind without written consent from the FEMALE
8) The FEMALE have every right to get upset or angry at any time.
9) The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
10) The FEMALE, under no circumstances, must let the MALE know when or whethor or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
11) The MALE is expected to read the FEMALE's mind at all times.
12) It is NEVER important what the FEMALE said, but what he meant by saying it. The Male is expected to know wat the FEMALE really meant by what she said.
13) If the MALE cannot abide by the rules it is because he cant take the heat, lacks a backbone and is a wimp.
14) If the FEMALE has PMS all rules are null and void and the male must cater to her every whim.
15) If the male feels, at any time, that he is right, he must refer back to rule # 5.
