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A Typical Townie
A beanie resembling a condom: Essential.
Minging fluff on top lip, otherwise know as a dirty sanchez.
Smoking kills. In this case we hope so.
A discarded condom, which he found, makes this townie very happy as he's saved �1.
A very attractive tracksuit, this makes him feel athletic.
Trousers tucked into socks: We think this is to stop his large penis from emerging.
These white stains covering his tracksuit are cum stians: Makes him feel "ard" and smell gorgeous.
Art work courtesy of simon.
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