(My thoughts in parenthesis)
1. You come to school in your PJ's. (Just about every day)
2. Your stacks of books to check out is taller than the librarian. (Not that I know of...)
3. Your PE comes from chasing little toddlers around.
4. Your school bus is a 9 passenger van. (Thank God, no!)
5. You consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment. (Well up until last year I did)
6. Your father has ever told the check-out lady at Wal-mart, "We're on a field trip." (No but my mom prob has)
7. Your social life is viewed by some to be one rung lower than that of a Benedictine monk. (haha yea)
8. Your teacher has ever written your report card on a napkin. (I think so)
9. You have to move dirty laundry off your desk before your can start school.
10. The signatures on your diploma all end with the same last name.
11. Everyone else in the world is referred to as "Non-homies." (No but I do say "homies")
12. Your Mother's wardrobe consists primarily of denim jumpers and vests. (Not really but most homeschool moms do)
13. The word 'homework' sounds like an foreign language.
14. Your yearbook is also your babybook.
15. A snow day means that you shovel the driveway after you finish your school work.
16. You forward e-mails between Math and English. (of course)
17. You enjoy the pastime of watching public school kids walk home from school. (I used to when I was like in 1st grade)
18. You have to look at the clock to see if you can call your public school friends yet. (yup)
19. You think that public-school-kid is an insult of the highest degree. (Not really)
20. Health class consists of cooking breakfast. (or eating breakfast)
21. You have to decide what year you want to graduate. (haha no just what day...Friday,May 13th! woo!)
22. You are always late but just call it "homeschooler time."
23. You can remember nearly every single day you went to public school. (Nope b/c I've never been to public school)
24. The teacher can kiss the principal, and no one thinks it's unusual.
25. You get to school and the teacher asks you if you've done all your chores. (yes)
26. You are one of the best people in the world! (Where did this one come from?)
27. Your school dress code is: No Nudity Allowed (lol pretty much)
28. You sleep in till 9 am on weekdays but get up at 7 am on Sundays (Pretty close to it)
29. You know what a 'Park Day' is
30. You have ever suffered through Saxon Math (unfortunately)
31. All birthdays are school holidays (Well mine and Tara's are both school holidays anway..so)
32. You have ever finished your schoolwork before breakfast (I think I have)
33. You taunt high schooled friends during finals week (Naw I'm not that mean)
34. You spend more than 2 hours each day reading and writing....voluntarily (Not lately)
35. You know what 'Unit Studies' are (once again, unfortunately)
36. You have more than 2 science experiments going on in your room (nope)
37. You know more than 1 Latin paradigm
38. You have ever spent the entire school day in pajamas (see #1)
39. You regularly utilize words such as: "malingering", "tedious", and "indubitably" (Not that I know of)
40. You consider sled riding phys ed (umm yeah)
41. Your IQ is greater than your weight (hey I don't even know my IQ)
42. You have ever attempted to teach yourself physics (well if I took physics then yes, but I did teach myself geometry and biology)
43. When asked about your GPA, you say: "Oh, probably 4.0."
44. You actually want to receive books on your birthday (Hey, books are good)
45. By the time you wake up and have breakfast all your public school friends are on their way home. (I wish)
46. Cleaning your room counts as Phys-Ed.(umm no)
47. Your field trip takes you over seas. (not yet)
48. Shop class includes watching your brother fix his car. (or dad in my case)
49.Your track meet is riding into town to race bikes with a friend.
50. People think youre Mormon because you have so many siblings. (not my family, but I'm sure that is thought of ALOT of hs families)
51. You are known as a smart kid instead of a nerd. (No, just the computer geek)
52. Your car is a minivan.(Chevy Astro to be precise. I'm so glad we sold that thing!)
53. You are 18 and you still dont own a car (Well I'm not 18 yet, but it's beginning to look that way)
54. Someone can list every school within four states and you can still say, Nope, I dont go there.
55. You have to go to the nearest college to take honors classes.
56. You never have to worry about getting a date to prom. (That's the truth)
57. You don't ever have to pay for prom.
58. You complain about having to get up by 11.