Alright, here are some of my favourite quotes.
Now if you notice a misquote please
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ASAP and correct me because I hate it when people misquote movies and I'm sure some of you do too. Have Fun!
Gina: Joe? Lucas. What are you doing here?
Lucas: My life has reached its pinnacle. Joe's letting me close the store.
Gina: Big responsibility.
Lucas: Yes, but you see Joe's rules are incredibly simple. Count money twice. Keep hands off his beer, cigars and drumsticks.
Gina: My, my, how will you remember it all? Good luck! Don't screw it up.(she leaves)
Lucas: A responsibility of this size requires the obedience of a saint.
"Always Play With Their Minds" -Lucas
"Damn the man!" -Lucas
"No we mustn't dwell...no not today...we can't...not on Rex Manning Day!" -Mark
Gina: Isn't it customary to leave the scene after commiting the crime?
Deb: Definately an amateur.
Joe: Could you please not sing Mark?
Mark: You know what Joe? One of these days I'm going to show you little people.
Joe: Yeah, well on that day I'm going to jump out of my wheelchair and do a dance.
Joe: Lucas, are you in trouble? Did you need the money? Because if you are, you can talk to me, you know that right?
Lucas: We're all in some sort of trouble, am I the only one who sees it? You know Deb's in trouble, AJ's in trouble--
AJ: AJ is not in trouble.
Lucas: Corey's in trouble--
AJ: Corey is not in trouble, she's going to Harvard.
Lucas: Mark's in trouble, Eddie's in trouble--
Joe: Look, I'm the one who's in trouble here. Because every minute that goes by that I don't call the cops, I look like a bigger bananahead.
Lucas: Joe, I can categorically say that you are not the bigger bananahead.
AJ: What's with you today? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid.
Lucas: What's with today, today?
Lucas: That's a nice selection you've got there. Can I help you with anything?
Warren: No, I'm cool.
Lucas: You like music?
Warren: Yeah.
Lucas: Me too....(whisper)the fat man walks alone.
Warren: What are you, some kind of weirdo?
Lucas: That's a big coat you're wearing...lots of pocket room.
Warren: Yeah. See ya.
Lucas: I'm sure I'll bump into you.
Casino employee: We have a high roller!
Lucas: Nine thousand one hundred four. I counted it, twice.
Woman: I like your style.
Lucas: Well, Joe told me to count it twice.
Employee: Ladies and Gentlemen, get your bets down.
Woman: Feel lucky?
Lucas: I'm guided by a force much greater than luck.
Employee: Seven, a winner!
Woman: Baby, you are sex!
Lucas: I know.
Employee: Same lucky shooter!
Lucas: You know what... let it ride.
Man: That's an eighteen thousand dollar bet, kid, you sure you know what you're doing?
Lucas: I know this. I know that if I win this roll I will save the place that I work for, and the jobs of my friends who work there, thus striking a blow at all that is evil and making this world a better place to live in (awkward silience, crowd around stares at him funny)... and i'll buy you guys a drink. (the crowd cheers).... Joe, this one's for you.(tosses dice)
Employee: Craps.
Woman: You know something, you used to be cute.
Man: And you used to have nine thousand bucks.(crowd scatters)
Lucas: I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this?
Eddie: Hey man, I heard your music when I came in, that's some scary stuff.
Mark: It's moshy.
Eddie: I am proud to say that I made you a tape last night, for educational purposes. Well, here's the thing, you start off with a little classical, a little Pokey Little Puppy, then some jazz, some Shags and some Residence, a little Floyd, Zeppelin--
Mark: Floyd's very cool.
Eddie: I also made you these. They're my own special recipe and you know what that means: lots of sugar. Mark, you've got to understand... This music is the glue of the world. Without this, life would be meaningless.
"And they said no revealing clothing....welcome to Music Town, may I service you?" -Gina
Gina: Well, Sinead O'Rebellion! Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behaviour.
Deb: That is so clever. I swear to God, you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
Gina: And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets. So it's probably a good thing that you went with that. That's a wonderful look for you, darling.
Deb: Thank you.
AJ: Hey Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now, I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing...
Joe: Oh, yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?
Debra: No visible tattoos...
Gina: No revealing clothing...
Debra: We're both screwed. At least you're used to it.
Gina: Now, now Debra, don't be bitter. Certainly with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages, and your brand new neo-Nazi boot camp makeover, the boy's'll come a-runnin!
Debra: Let's not fight, let's just rip.
Lucas: Mark, who's your favorite singer?
Mark: (pause) Axle.
Lucas: Well if Axle Rose was driving down the highway, and saw Rex Manning stranded at the side of the road, do you think Axle Rose would stop and help him?
(Mark ponders his response, sound of a timer dinging)
Mark: Does Axle have a jack?
Warren: No way man! Axle would spin the wheel, take aim, pound on the gas (makes screeching car noises) and take that sucker out!
Lucas: Warren, where do you get all this hostility from?
Warren: Who glued these quarters to the floor?
AJ: I did
Warren: What the h*ll for?
AJ: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warrn.
"The long arm of the law has embraced our dear friend Warren" -Lucas
Joe: Lucas...
Lucas: Joe...
Joe: Where's the money?
Lucas: Joe, the money is gone.
Joe: Yeah, I know it's gone. Where's it gone to?
Lucas: Atlantic City.
Joe: Is it coming back from Atlantic City?
Lucas:Uuh...I don't think so, Joe.
Joe: What's it doing in Atlantic City?
Lucas: Recirculating. Are you pissed off, Joe?
Joe: Lucas...
Lucas: Joe...
Joe: Lucas...
Lucas: Joe...
Joe: Lucas, listen to me. I told Mitchell Beck that you forgot to deposit the money. I told Mitchell that the money was still here.
Lucas: Joe, that's not true it's in Atlantic City. I Swear.
Joe: Shut up. Sit down. And don't you move.
Lucas: It could be in other cities by now.
Joe: Shut up! Under no circumstances do I want you to leave that couch unless it's to get me 9000 dollars. And then you bring it here to me, ok?
Lucas: Joe, I think it's going to be okay.
Joe: What makes you think that?
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear....mmhmmmm.
Eddie: Hey Lucas, man, is it true you like when to Vegas and married a mobster's wife and now they've got a hit on you, is that true?
Lucas: Not entirely true.
Eddie:Well, outlaw man! We salute you.
Deb: And one for the man with the band(hands Mark a button)
Mark: Mark sucks...yeah!
"Perfect, well not entirely perfect" -Lucas
AJ: You did have hair when you came in here, didn't you?
Deb: Yeah. It's still in the sink if you want to glue it.
Lucas: In this life there are nothing but possibilities.
AJ: Well, that's good because I have to tell Corey that I love her by 1:37.
Lucas: That's an excellent time.
Eddie: Hi, sorry I'm late. I brought a pizza in case anyone got hungry. What's going on? Where's sexy rexy?
Deb: It's funny that you put it that way.(she points to count-out room, sounds of Gina & Rex fooling around)
"Let me explain it to you, Mitchell's the man, I'm the idiot, you're the screw-up and we're all losers. Welcome to Music Town." -Joe