'Thee who is a bird is not a fish and thee who is a fish is a bird'
- Caitlin
'How can you blow out a candle if it's not in?'
- Adria
'If in is the opposite of out what's the opposite of opposite?'
- Adria
'If you look at the end of a rainfall you will find lead'
- Adria
'If thy world is a goldfish bowl do we get flushed down the toilet when we die?'
- Adria
'If thy tomato is the fruit of love, then will eating an asperagus before bed give me nightmares?'
- Adria
'If a thought has no form, how can it be deep?'
- Adria
'Thee who is named Billy is really named Joe'
- Vanessa
'If tomorrow is the wekend then today must be my birthday'
- Jen
'If you use your mind for your visions the wind will overturn the mountains'
- Caitlin
'The magic coin holds the key to your future'
- Cara
'Cyan + Yellow= Black'
- Suad
'Magenta + Blue= White'
- Cara
'Too much negativity will destroy the soul you must learn to be happy flower children'
- Cara
'There's always a party with Kinder Surprise!'
- Suad
'No one can be the silent wind of doom except me'
- Vanessa & Caitlin
'The colour of your eyes is the opposite of your soul'
- Cara
'I saw mommy kissing rabbi under the cow dung'
- Suad
'I see dead people but they're not really dead'
- Cara
'Thee who appears sane is really insane, yet this is not exactly true'
- Vanessa
'Sure, you may not believe in the toothfairy, but does the toothfairy believe in you?'
- Cara
'Bob is Bob spelled backwards, but what is Bob spelled sideways?'
- Cara
'What you check in can never be checked out'
- Vanessa
'Bring your own bananas and seldom will be heard a discouraging word'
- Cara
'Thy world is like a goldfish bowl...until the cat eats us up'
- Adria
'The rolling stone gathers no moss'
- Suad
'If flowers can grow, then are we photosynthesis?'
- Suad
'Thy world is like a giant cookie and if the cookie crumbles we all die'
- Cara
'A bird without wings is like a tree without leaves, but where is Waldo?'
- Cara
'Life is like a circle, you can never reach the middle while you're dizzy'
- Cara
'If the grass is green then the sky must be purple. But, alas, the grass is not green'
- Suad & Cara
'If the rose can be more colours then just red then violets are really orange'
-Cara
'Convex lenses are poisonous!'
- Amy
'The celery is like a window to the soul so don't eat your celery or your soul will have no light
'- Cara
'Each seed on your strawberry means a pregnancy'
- Suad
'The mockingbird sings no more'
- Cara
'Tegrun spelled backwards is nurget'
- Caitlin
'Life is like a flower, bees come and drink from it'
- Suad
'Make me town crier and I will rock thy world'
- Suad
'Lick a popsicle hard enough and it will turn to gold'
- Suad
'Doctors cannot cure diseases, only wizards can!'
- Suad
'Is that a circle or a sphere? Let's leave this to the ghost in my attic'
- Suad
'If the moose are home, the cows are a' coming'
- Suad
'Send it to Zoom!'
- Suad
'If I fry my puppy will I get a hotdog?'
- Caitlin & Suad
'My mind knows no logic, and yet my logic has a mind of its own'
- Cara
'Dreams are made of sprinkles, they're the good stuff on the oreo'
- Suad
'Revenge is a good thing if it's for a good cause'
- Suad
'Life is like a box of chocolates, once you reach the bottom you die'
- Christine
'Do the people run in milk or does the milk run in people?'
- Vanessa
'If a cow laughs does milk come out of its nose?'
- Patrice
'If aliens are of a higher intelligence why do they abduct dumb people?'
- Patrice
'If you existed I would divorce you'
- Steph
'If people's legs bent the other way what would chairs look like?'
- Patrice
'Do people see the real you or do they just see your acne problem?'
- Patrice
'Stop thinking about today and start dreaming about tomorrow'
- Steph
'Even God cannot change the past'
- Steph
'God can make mistakes that's why he made Alex'
- writer unknown
'Even God can make mistakes, you are one of them'
- Steph
'Monkies are God's children, humans are just the mistake'
- Steph
'If God made everyone from dirt why are people different colours? Rasicm, stop it!'
- Patrice
'Why is black ice not black?'
- Patrice
'Why do old people smell funny?'
- Patrice
'Why don't cars run on kisses?'
- Steph
'Why is angel cake white and devil cake black?'
- Steph
'Why is kleenex called CLEAN-nex? It's dirty once you use it'
- Patrice
'I will be the #1 Pok�mon master!!'
- Caitlin & Suad
'Cleansing is the windex to your clothes'
- Suad
'You don't drop a pile of piranhas into a kiddy pool and stick around for the bubbles'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'Ugly is as ugly gets, in other words it's your mother!'
- Suad
'Kidnapping, it's not just for kids anymore'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'It's like my father used to say, when I was a child I lived as a child but when I became an adult I took that child out back and had him shot'
- Bill McNeal, "NewsRadio"
'So you want to be a Pok�mon master'-'yes I do'-'Do you have the skills to be #1?'
-Suad
'What the eyes cannot see must be somewhere else'
- Charlene
'The library is like a prison cell, once you're in you're in for life'
- Cara
'I think we won, but then again I think we lost'
- Vanessa
'Pigs is pigs'-
Suad
'A piece of celery once told me to go where the wind takes me'
- Caitlin
'Oatmeal is from the heart, but yet it is cooked on a stove and Quacker made it?'
-Suad
'Crooked hands are a sign that you've going to die'
- Suad
'I do whatever the elf in my brain tells me to do'
- Caitlin
'God put one beautiful creature on this earth, me!!!'
- Suad
'One day I will become Harry Potter!!'
- Caitlin
'Holy water: $100 000
Holy soap: $10 000
Holy sponge: $260
A clean soul: priceless:)'
- Kathleen
'At the end of the rainbow you will find your own reflection'
- Cara
'My name is just a name but my thoughts have depth'
- Cara
'Library means evil in latin
'- Suad
'When life hands you a lemon make lemonade and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place'-
Bill McNeal, "NewsRadio"
'20 years from now, half of us will be dead'
- Amy
'Happiness is not a fish you can catch'
- Claudia
'LOVE many, TRUST few, always paddle your own canoe'
- Claudia
'Be original, be you'-
Claudia
'I am the queen of dodgeball'
- Claudia
'You better recognize'
- Claudia
'Why you got to be'
- Claudia
'CB homies chill for life'
- Claudia
'Get it off your chest, tell it like it is otherwise you'll snap and some poor soul will witness it'
- Claudia
'Express yourself'
- Claudia
'Stay away from yogurt. You'll go totally nuts'-'I mean it'
- Claudia
'Tomorrow's another day so don't worry about today!'
- Claudia
'Find the one. Keep him, love him. Don't let go'
- Claudia
'Suad is the bomb'
- Claudia
'Knowledge is power'
- Claudia
'See with eyes not with your legs'
- Claudia
'B8R- $100, C8R- $100, H8R- priceless.'-'God doesn't make mistakes. But why are B8R and C8R around?'
- Claudia
'What day is it'
- Claudia
'Sweet deal'
- Claudia
'Listen to the elf living in your brain he has all the answers'
- Cara
'Go where the windmill takes you, there you will achieve your dream'
- Cara
'My hamster is a heavy drinker'
- Kathleen
'Stand up tall, keep your head up high, stay straight and remember Bartolo Pantalo told you that'
- Simon, aka Bartolo Pantalo
'Everyone has a talent; I guess you haven't found your's yet'
- Amy
'How did the cocoon turn into the butterfly?'
- Simon
'I'll look back in 20 years and ask...Why did I come here?'
- Simon
'Be it in your bed, in the car. I will be Harry Potter!'
- Suad
'In every page of Harry Potter there's an adventure'
- Suad
'One man's computer solitaire is another man's bread and butter'
- Matthew Brock, "NewsRadio"
'Girl's best friend: mall'
- Christine
'What's another word for thesaurus?'
- Jana
'If Blink-182 blinks, how come Green Day isn't green?'- Christine B.( aka Ohad's Skater Angel)
'Why ask why?'
- Jana
'Who needs rhetorical questions?'
- Jana
'What's another word for synonym?'
- Jana
'Which works better, Tide or toothpaste?'
- Ohad's Sk8er Angel
'Never mess with a 6 year old that shaves!'
- Ohad's Sk8er Angel
'I always wanted to be a procrastonator, I just never got around to it'
- Ally
'If blueberries are blue and oranges are orange, what colour are mangos?'
- Ally
'What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
'
- Ally
'If the world is a goldfish bowl, then why don't we all drown?'
- Ally
'If the grass is greener on the other side then someone here must be forgetting to groom the lawn'
- Cara
'If home is where the heart is, is my body my home? Or is my heart somewhere else?'
- Cara
'Make-believe is for little girls and mental patients'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'How am I supposed to fly with the eagles if I'm surrounded by turkeys?'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'If you can't see me, I'm not there'
- Ally
'Sure there's no "i" in team but there is an "m" and an "e" '
- Cara
'I said no to drugs but the drugs wouldn't listen'
- Cara
'A cucumber once told me that the sky will turn to dust'
- Cara
'If you can get high on life then everyone must be really stoned'
- Cara
'If we all live in a yellow submarine then how come I'm seeing purple?'
- Cara
'A yellow balloon once told me to turn back now'
- Cara
'He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts. Ironic?'
- Cara
'Why swim against the current when you can go with the flow?'
- Cara
'If 1+1= 2, then 1 x 1 must equal 22'
- Cara
'To do nothing is like being dead, but even when you're dead you're doing something'
- Cara
'Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem'
- L. Hill
'Don't show be the palm tree, show me the dates'
- an old proverb
'If each book holds a house of gold then the library must be rich'
-Cara
'If each book holds a house of gold, and our school has a library, then why is our school on welfare?'
- Cara
'Don't try to confuse me with the facts'
- Bill McNeal, "NewsRadio"
'I will drink water from the toilet like a dog before I pay for my own sodas'
- Bill McNeal, "NewsRadio"
'Don't try to confuse the issue with half truths and gorilla dust'
- Bill McNeal, "NewsRadio"
'Experience has taught me that every toothy grin hides an extra row of teeth'
- Bill McNeal, "NewsRadio"
'Only a hillbilly sits around trying to figure out the best way to catch flies'
- Bill McNeal,"NewsRadio"
'Parenting is something you can learn as you experience it like riding a bike or filling a restraining order against a crazy aunt'
- Bill McNeal, "NewsRadio"
'There comes a time in every friendship when you have to say, I never liked you, get lost'
- Bill McNeal, "NewsRadio"
'If wanna be treated like a spoiled baby it's time I started acting like one'
- Bill McNeal, "NewsRadio"
'You just threw up in the punchbowl we all share and now you expect us to believe it's alphabet soup?'
- Bill McNeal, "NewsRadio"
'Nobody how beautiful the souflette is when the appetizers are turds in a blanket'
- Bill McNeal, "NewsRadio"
'Well, my mother made me wear a dres 'til I was nine...they make mistakes'
- Bill McNeal, "NewsRadio"
'If it's your first day in prison you should act crazy and beat someone with a chair so no one will mess with you'
- Beth, "NewsRadio"
'Speak not to me as if a child I am'
- Beth, "NewsRadio"
'This is just like that episode of Star Trek where they're all in parellel universe and everything's the same excep everyone's on heroin'
- Beth, "NewsRadio"
'Someone somewhere wants me crazy'
- Dave Nelson, "NewsRadio"
'Why milk the cow when you've got a fridge full of steaks?'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'I'm Canadian, I'm actually 46 years old, I'm secretly married and have two kids living in New Jersey, and at night I patrol the streets of Gotham City in my customized Davemobile'
- Dave Nelson, "NewsRadio"
'Wait a minute, if what you're saying is true then I still don't care'
- Dave Nelson, "NewsRadio"
'I wish I was big'
- Dave Nelson, "NewsRadio"
'I don't know what caffeine does for you but I'm pretty sure without it your head caves in'
- Dave Nelson, "NewsRadio"
'If everyone here wanted me to jump off a bridge they'd just get together and push me'
- Dave Nelson, "NewsRadio"
'Look, I don't care about what you say about me but making fun of alien technology is just stupid'
- Joe Garelli, "NewsRadio"
'Duct tape was invented a long time before you were born by somebody really smart. The end'
- Joe Garelli, "NewsRadio"
'Riddle me this boy wonder'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'Dave, whenever I have a bee in my bonnet...I find it helps to take my hat off'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'Dave, if medicine tasted good, I'd be pouring cough syrup on my pancakes'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'They don't cal me the great communicator for nothing'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish-'
'-And he spends all his time in the basement tying flies neglecting his personal hygiene'
-first line: Bill McNeal, second line: Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'...glorious sunset of my heart was fading, soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'I haven't read the comics since I realized Beetle Bailey was never actually gonna shot somebody'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'I am cipher, cipher...wrapped in an enigma, smothered in a secret sauce'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'You've got more paranoid fantasies than Stephen King on crack'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'You can call me Smimmy'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave...there is a saying, I cried because I had no desk until I met a guy who had no feet and the no-feet guy explained that there is such a thing as budget and WNYX was way, way over it. The end.'
- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio"
'No, kind sir you canot fire me because I do not work here'
- Matthew Brock, "NewsRadio"
'Beware, the crow flies at midnight'
- Cara
'If I think like a chip, I can be a chip'
- Cara
'People have dreams, but people like you don't. Ha, Ha!'
- Habbon
'Pigs are pink, but what are piglets?'
- Habbon
'If a guys a guy, what's a girl?'
- Kevin
'If students are smart why do we need teachers?'
- Afaf
'If girls are cats, what are guys?'
- Afaf
'Who needs teachers when we have dogs?'
- Habbon
'If you eat skittles, do you eat the little leprachaun too?'
- Caitlin
'Do the carebears really live on the clouds, or do they just live on cardboard boxes?'
- Suad
'Do the carebears really care?'
- Cara
'If I kiss a frog will I receive a prince or just leporsy?'
- Caitlin
'If skittles taste like the rainbow...what does heaven taste like?'
- Afaf
'Is there really a pot of gold or is it just a scam to make us seem rich?'
- Habbon
'Is Cara really a slut or is it just her shirt?'
- Caitlin H.
'Is Caitlin H. really a goth or is it just her eye liner?'
- Cara
'Does Caitlin H. actually try or is she just an idiot?'
- Charlene
'Do unto others as they have done unto you: Revenge!!!'
- Caitlin
'Look on the bright side, things can and will get worse!!!'
- Caitlin H.
'Loving money too much is not insane.....it's MARVELOUS!'
- Charlene
'The best friends are like teeth not crossed.'
- Charlene
'You are closer to death now than you were the last time you looked in the mirror'
- Caitlin
'Live long and prosper. Never watch Star Trek!!!'
- Caitlin
'Resistance is futile. Assimilation is inevitable'
- Science room,"Star Trek" poster
'If the carebears live in clouds, does it rain bears?'
- Suad
'If I were a fruit, I'd be a potato!!!'
- Caitlin
'If the carebears live in the cloudsm where do the uncaring bears live?'
- Leanne & Suad
'If cats have 9 lives, we have 49 lives. HAHAHA....HMMMM?'
- Suad
'Money can buy anything, including friends'
- Alex,he tried it and it didn't work (lol!!)
'Mashed potatoes grow on trees and oranges come out of my ear!'
- Suad
'Blood, it's in you to give! Or live'
- Suad
'Life is like a game, what no it's not, never mind'
- Deneen
'If I feed my plant root beer will it grow, or just get drunk?'
- Cara
'I'm a rebel without a cause'
- Suad
'Being a winner includes books which you don't have'
- Amy
'The pendulum hangs but does not fall...yet'
- Dave Nelson, "NewsRadio"
'= MC� '
- Simon
'In every person, a little man that swings on your earring and explains life's most puzzing questions................................................................................................................................................
.............................................................................................................................................................
..............then again, that could only be me'
- Suad
'Every child has been shown the worst possible thing in the world--you!'
- Suad
'Life is full of oranges make starburst'
- Suad
'If life throws you a curveball, make lemonade'
- Suad
'I've been to the moon, it's really made of peppers!
'- Suad
'Chocolate is the food of the soul. But yet we throw it out. Does our soul not need to eat like us?'
- Suad
'If Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny were best friends...what would happen? Let's give this question to the elf in Caitlin's ear!'
- Suad
'If carebears care, what do hatebears do?'
- Suad
'In leap years there are an extra day so that means there's an extra day in the week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Mtffssday!'
- Suad
'If cats and dogs could talk they'd tell you that Dr. Dolittle stole his ideas from them...it's true, my hamster told me that!'
- Suad
'Baribe has had every job in the world expect for being Harry Potter!'
- Suad
'NewsRadio sucks!'
- "Cara"(really Suad said it and put my name)
'Westlife is a beautiful thing, cherish it, remember it and Mark it down'- Elham(Suad's sister)
'The Galways are going down, you too Balazs!'- "unknown"
'I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you'- Suad
'If blind people could tell time, they'd tell us that it's 6:00pm when it's 6:01pm. How ironic!'- Suad
'If silience was a candy, Canada would've had confederation'- Suad
'Purple face paint is really dangerous when used with acid!'- Suad
'Life is like a flower, take care of it and it will live long and prosper it will become a flower. Ignore it and it will die'- Suad
'I am a penguin that can fly'- Suad
'Think with your mind not your pen'- Suad
'Life is like a painting, every stroke is something you do. When it's finished...you die'-Thomas
'We are all put on earth to achieve something. Our goal is to find out what that is'- Caitlin 'Life is a gift we can return, unfortunately death is not'- Caitlin 'Usually when someone turns away from you, they don't want to talk to you anymore'- Suad 'If you can eat 1 pigeon burger, you can eat 20!'- Suad 'If you are a chair then I must be a tree'- Cara 'You have 30 seconds to live'- Cara, Ally & Lia 'Alex is part of the Independent Grocer's kids club'- Caitlin 'If a discount was 20% off, life would be free'- Suad 'Humans only use 20% of their brains to think, if they used 100% we could fly!'- Suad 'You're damned if you do. You're damned if you don't'- Bart Simpson, "The Simpsons" 'If you want peace, you must prepare for war'- "The Simpsons" 'My mother makes me wear strings on my mittens so I don't lose them'- Caitlin 'Money does grow on trees!'- Suad & Caitlin 'If _______ was nice, maybe I'd pass _______.'- author unknown 'Chocolate-vanilla OR vanilla-chocolate? You can only pick one!'- Suad 'Oh, oh; Scruffy!'- Suad 'The river runs wild till man comes'- Derek 'Smile, you're on camera!'- Derek 'Smile, you've got Frenches!!'- Caitlin 'Which odds are better, 7 or 600?'- Suad 'Open wide mommy bird's coming'- Derek 'Thank you Kellogs all we need is another cereal'- Derek 'Who pist in your cornflakes!'- Derek 'Yes'- unknown 'No'- unknown 'Maybe'- unknown 'I don't know... Can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now!'- unknowns 'T-t-t-today Jr.'- Derek 'Come into my treehouse, we'll be the best of friends'- Suad 'Come into my dumpster, we'll be the best of rats'- Derek 'If life throws you a fastball, hit it out of the park'- Derek 'Life is like a game, you play till the Parker brothers have no money'- Suad 'Life is like a game of hockey, you're doing good until somebody checks you'- Derek 'If the shoe doesn't fit then your feet must be too big'- Cara 'We are almost halfway through the book, wait a minute no we're not, never mind'- Cara & Suad 'If you throw a cat out the window, is it kitty litter?'- Lia 'If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?'- Lia 'What happens if I use the AM radio after noon?'- Lia 'Sure, we can say stuff tastes like chicken...but what do chickens think we taste like?'- Lia 'If we call our good plates china then what do people in China call their good plates?'- Lia 'What do you call a male ladybug?'- Lia 'If you are bald then what do they put as your hair colour on your driver's license?'- Lia 'When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?'- Lia 'Why didn't Noah swat those 2 mosquitoes?'- Lia 'Why do they sterilize lethal injection needles?'- Lia 'Why doesn't glue stick to the insides of the bottle?'- Lia 'Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you're not supposed to drink and drive?'- Lia 'Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?'- Lia 'Have you ever imagined the world without hypothetical situations?'- Lia 'How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?'- Lia 'If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?'- Lia 'If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?'- Lia 'Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?'- Lia 'What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?'- Lia 'Why are apartments called that if they are stuck together?'- Lia 'If "con" and "pro" are opposites, then congress is the opposite of progress'- Lia 'If flying is so safe then why is the airport called the terminal?'- Lia 'Does the light in the fridge really go off when we close the door? Let's ask Mr. Celery!'- Cara 'The voices in my little head have black, pointy shoes'- Vanessa 'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gone it peope like me'- Stuart Smalley, "Saturday Night Live" 'Heads will roll'- "WKRP In Cincinnati" 'Teamwork, because it works...like a team. But how does a team work?'- Cara 'If you aim to fail, you will. If you aim to win, you'll still fail but have had high hopes'- Cara 'I have so much potential, but so little brain power'- Suad 'Many of life's answers don't come in dreams, they come in TV'- Suad 'If dogs are man's best friend, why do we call humans our best friend?'- Suad 'Never say never. But I just said never, what the hell!'- Caitlin 'If I never say never does that mean I have to do everything everybody tells me to do?'- Cara 'If I fall into a bottomless pit does that mean I'll be falling forever or just having a bad dream?'- Cara 'Amy, you're almost like an Amy'-Suad 'Cheating is not the answer to life's questions, but in science tests it is!'- Suad 'What is colour?- Vanessa 'If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer'- Amy 'I wrote on my hand to cheat on the test, but then I couldn't read it. What does gron mean?'- Caitlin 'Am I colourblind or are we all just gray blobs of dust?'- Cara 'It was the night...the night of the cow'- Bruce McColloch, "Kids In the Hall" 'Ask not how, ask how much'- Cara 'Whoever said life is beautiful must've been taking a lot of hallucinogenic pills while sitting in their cage at the mental institution'- Cara 'It's like I said to my brother last Thanksgiving: "Give me my money back!!!" '- Bill McNeal, "NewRadio" 'Whenever I'm stressed out, I find a good trip to the farm relaxes me'- Mark McKinney, "Kids In the Hall" 'Life is like a rollercoaster, try not to throw up until you're off the ride'- Cara 'Whenever my mind is cluttered, I find it helps a lot to take my head out of the microwave'- Cara 'If I have my shoes on backwards then it must be St. Halloweentine's Eve'- Cara 'The smell of burnt rubber is the smell of success'- Cara 'I'm the most interesting person I know'- Caitlin (just kidding) 'If I don't have a chair it must be missing...or maybe somebody stole it. This sounds like a case for Ghostwriter!'-Cara 'Once in a lifetime you will come across a person who seems sane but actually is insane, one of those times could be now!'- Suad 'Am I really insane or do I just have syphilis?'- Cara 'If you're not in style you're in my way!'- Laura*(name changed) 'Watch him read. Look at his beautiful eyes'- Claudia 'All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, wait a minute...I already have them. Never mind'- Cara, Suad & Derek 'Stop listening to the radio and start listening to your heart...literally'- Cara 'Kids were scared of me in kindergarten, I don't know why...'- Suad 'It's not ending, it's only beginning'- Suad 'Germs are your friends...until you do them wrong and they get mad and kill you'- Cara 'Am I the only gay kid in this class?'- Suad 'If my head were veal, how much would it be worth?'- Bruce McCulloch, "Kids In the Hall" 'There's always room for jello'- Cara 'Life sucks when MSN messenger kicks you out and it takes you over an hour to get back in and then no one is on...but that's the way the cookie crumbles'- Cara 'If at first you don't succeed, don't be a sucker for taking stupid second chances'- Cara 'Seize the moment because tomorrow you might be dead'- Cara 'Learn it, live it, love it...and when the time comes be prepared to let it go'- Cara 'Life's just like a relationship, when they realize you're completely insane and file a restraining order against you...it's time to move on'- Cara 'One door closing is an opportunity to enter another door...just don't let the boogyman get you or lose your way in the dark hall between'- Cara 'If a bug looked in the mirror, it would die of fright'- Cara 'Life is just like a National Lampoon's Vacation movie, when something goes wrong Chevy Chase has a complete mental breakdown and someone gets taken hostage or kidnapped...but it all works out in the end'- Cara 'If I had 10 cents for every deep thought in this book...I wouldn't exactly be a millionaire. In fact, I'd have barely enough to survive.'- Cara 'On the road of life there are passengers and there are drivers, if you choose to be a driver watch out for people and animals so they don't become a little thing called roadkill'- Cara 'Don't mess with a person who has a way-back machine, they can make it so you were never even born'- Jimmy James, "NewsRadio" 'If for every addiction there is a vegetable, what happens if you get addicted to vegetables?'- Cara 'When life hands you a lime, make ketchup'- Cara 'If I'm a potato, you must be a chip'- Suad 'This is my lucky ticket out of here!'- Suad 'There's always good times at the Pigeon Shack!'- Cara 'The bugs, they're after me!'- video 'Sometimes I hold my breath too long'- Caitlin 'If you are holding your breath and your face turns purple that means it's time to stop'- Cara 'If life was a game do you think it would be on primetime TV?'- Suad 'Death is a wonderful thing, when someone dies you throw a party for the good life they had. If they were murdered, they weren't wanted here'- Laura*(name changed) 'When someone's born, there's a joy in the world. When someone dies, there's a hole in your life'- Laura*(name changed) 'Mighty oaks from small acorns grow'- Bill McNeal, "NewsRadio" 'Parents always seem wrong, but if you stop and think they're almost always right'- Laura*(name changed) 'Does death come before life? Are we dead right now? Do we exist?'- Claudia 'Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded'- Amy 'One earth. One ocean. One life'- library poster 'If detergent can keep my clothes clean then it must be able to keep my teeth clean too'- Cara 'If I switched my watch into daylight savings time right now and you asked me what time it was, I'd tell you it's 6:59, when it's really 5:59 and you would think you were late for something and be all in a hurry for no reason, isn't that ironic?'- Cara 'Just because I know you're all watching my every move and plotting against me...that does not make me paranoid'- Cara