Latest Review - Sailor Moon

Points: (the most you can score is a 40)
Plot = 5 there was an attempt, at least�
Grammar = 0 no indentations. Just a bunch of �~~~~~~~�
Characterization = 0 dear god�the entire thing was just�not right�at all�
Use of Jerry Springer in Tokyo = 2 it contributed to the plot; what can I
say?

All right, this is my first review, and I picked the only fic I�ve read
fairly recently that makes me want to gouge out my eyes with sporks. First,
the fic is about Haruka and Michiru teaching Usagi, I guess, how to have
lesbian sex? To be honest, I have no fucking clue. It starts out mid-lemon
scene, with Michiru humping Usagi�s back. I�m sorry, but that�s just
disgusting. That and the sentence, �Haruka playfully climbed under Usagi and
patted Michiru's ass affectionatly.� I�m not even going to imagine that.
Damn�too late. [goes to get hot pokers] I don�t know how, but Usagi and
Michiru �hit orgasm,� and, after untying and dressing Usagi, Haruka and
Michiru send her on her merry way. And guess what? This is only the first
section of writing separated by an extremely long series of �
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.� Maybe I should just heat up the sporks�

I�m having a bit of trouble with the lack of intelligibility in this next
sentence, �The next morning she thought she really was sick and (her parents
were never home in the mornings, by the way) decided to call Haruka.� Why
are Usagi�s parents never home? Do we really care? Because I know that
everyone that has read this only read it for the lemon part, and excuse me
for being ecchi, but does anyone give a shit if the lemon has any semblance
of a plot? We only read or write them for the sex scenes. Trust me, I know.

Well, now that Usagi has arrived at Haruka�s nekkid. And Mamoru sees her.
She tells him to take a good, long look at what he�s not ever gonna have
again, and he does, after she lifts up her leg, that is. The OOC-ness of
this fic is impossible to miss, by now. Michiru tells something to Mamoru
about a videotape and a live show, then proceeds to drag Usagi inside and
start the lovin� all over again. And so begins another lemon scene that
disgusts me for the shere fact that its Haruka and Michiru and Usagi in a
�triangle.� Someone shoot me�and Usagi�s been having a little fun with Rei
as well. Not such a surprise in this fic.

And now we head toward the Jerry Springer scene. I�m not going into details,
but you come to the understanding that Michiru and Haruka have planned to
get Usagi on the show and have sex with her on the air. And, if this
couldn�t be gross enough, we are told that Mamoru is masterbating at home
while watching his daytime television. Cue puke�now. And then Usagi�s eyes
close, and never open again. Did she die? The author dosen�t even know, so
don�t ask me. The only thing I know is that this is the most god-awful fic I
have read thus far. Yet, if you look at it on ff.net, it has lots of great
reviews. I guess there are many people out there willing to damn their souls
by having enjoyed this. I suggest you don�t.