I have a strange pet penguin,
if he could have one wish,
Never in a million years,
would he have to eat fish.
They�re smelly, and they taste bad,
their gills are somewhat tough.
He�s eaten fish the last five years,
I think he�s had enough.
He�d much rather eat a pizza,
or a burger and French fries.
They go down a whole lot easier,
than swallowing fish eyes.
He loves vanilla pudding
and chocolate ice cream cones.
But my penguin takes no pleasure,
in munching on fish bones.