I sailed across the stormy seas
chased down thrilling mysteries.
I scanned the skies night and day
for the secrets of the milky way.
I played cloak and dagger with foreign spies,
I climbed mountain peaks heaven high.
I walk a thousand miles of desert sand,
engaged in mortal combat with my bare hands.
I've been to Italy, Spain, and France,
and I've had my share of sweet romance
I cracked secret codes and master plans.
I fought a war, in Afghanistan
I've been to Kat Man Du and outer space,
I've been a bodyguard for the human race.
I faced down hurricanes and deadly flu's,
and I've kept romantic rendezvous
I saved the life of several presidents
I've rid the world of malcontents.
I'm a secret agent through and through,
But baby I'm amazed by you.
Brian Bressler � 2000