I once knew a girl
Named Koki Kakooey.
Who voiced her displeasure,
By shouting, �It�s phooey.�
Foods like spinach and cabbage,
She�d never embrace.
She�d holler, �It�s phooey,�
And scrunch up her face.
Cooked zucchini or eggplant
Would turn her mood dour.
She�d exclaim! �It�s phooey,�
If you served cauliflower.
Just the mention of beans,
Whether green, baked, or butter,
And the famous �It�s phooey,�
Would loudly be uttered.
Parsnips, potatoes, or small
Brussels sprouts.
Would result in �Its phooey�
Of that there�s no doubt.
If it grew in a garden,
Then sweet Miss Kakooey
Would voice her displeasure,
By shouting �It�s phooey�