Woke up this mornin�
With a kink in my neck,
My hangover was raging,
She was giving me heck.
That woman be yelling,
�Get your ass off my couch.�
It�s six in mornin�
And I want you out.
My man, he be coming,
Leave by the back door.
You was good in sack,
But don�t call me no mo�
Chorus
Got no good news, so
I�m cryin� the blues.
Got no good news,
so I�m cryin� the blues.
When I got to my front door,
Da locks had been changed,
Landlord moaning and groaning,
bout being shortchanged.
Your check bounced like rubber,
Now your two months behind,
Here�s your stuff. You�re evicted.
There�s no changing my mind.
So I drove to drove to the bank
Said, �check my account,�
�Your balance is zero,
She drew all your cash out.�
Chorus
Got no good news,
so I�m cryin� the blues.
Got no good news,
so I�m cryin� the blues.
I called up my best friend,
Said, �Sue took all my cash.
Now I�ve been evicted,
Need a place I can crash.
He answered with laughter,
Said, yeah man I know.
Sue�s living with me,
She don�t love you no more.
Call the Salvation Army,
Drown your tears at the bar.
You�re a deadbeat, a loser,
Sleep it off in your car.
Chorus
Got no good news,
so I�m cryin� the blues.
Got no good news,
so I�m cryin� the blues.
There came a loud knocking,
On my diver side door,
Yellow lights, they was flashing,
I didn�t know what for.
It wasn�t the po-lice,
Just a repo-man,
He was looking to tow,
Away my future plans.
Now I�m walking roadside,
Duffle bag and guitar,
Got no place to call home
So I won�t go far
Chorus
Got no good news,
so I�m cryin� the blues.
Got no good news,
so I�m cryin� the blues.