Beware of Martha Mean,
she�s always in a sour mood,
her temper�s past the boiling point,
that girl is downright rude.
She�s like a hungry pit bull
busy munching on a bone.
If you�re fond of all ten digits,
you�ll leave Martha Mean alone.
She�s like an alligator in the swamp,
with one bite she�ll take you down.
So be sure to mind your manners
when Miss Martha is around