It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
With assholes everywhere.
Lots of angry faces,
Fighting over handicapped spaces,
And idiots driving fast not taking care.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
The malls are full of jerks,
Shoppers less then overjoyed,
Fist-fighting for that popular toy,
While bitching that on Christmas they must work.
Santa is a dressed up bum,
smelling way to much like rum.
Not listening to the children�s Christmas pleas.
Susie Q. Asked for doll.
Billy wants a basketball.
Cindylou got scared and pissed on Santas knee.
Santa�s curses rang out loud,
drew an angry crowd.
And pretty soon the man in red did flee.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
there�s sticker shock in my eyes.
Christmas trees are over priced,
Store clerks are far from nice.
All these things and more, I do despise.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
The season makes me sick.
But I�ll get to have some fun,
Once Christmas day is done,
and I hope that next year doesn�t pass so quick.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas,
And if I had my way.
Santa Clause would disappear,
Along with his reindeer,
December 25, would be a normal day.
Brian Bressler 2004