Overzealous Billy Bunce,
Could not do something only once.
Even when it caused him trouble,
the punishment was always double.
He pulled his sisters left pigtail,
pulled the right to hear another wail.
Shot a spitball to Mr. Clark�s chagrin,
then smiled and did it once again.
He placed a �Kick Me Sign� on Maggie Wynn,
then did the same to Martha, Maggie�s twin.
He made Carson Conner eat a bug,
Then found a second helping on the rug.
Then it happened on a Monday morning,
the principal gave Billy Bunce two warnings.
Billy kicked him though it wasn�t nice,
and by now you�ve guessed he did it twice.