I shrank my world

 

I shrank my world to the loungeroom:

dragged my mattress in there,

with wine casks and biscuits;

two weeks of living on booze

and now I'm dying of it

 

I'm living on the computer

Waiting at the statistics page

Like a spider on its web

For someone to visit my homepage

 

All my shirts seem sweaty

I've run out of underwear

I'm unemployed, I'm lazy and I'm fat

I drink cask wine

And think about my ex-girlfriends

 

 

- 23/1/03