Cash Money Ho's

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Cash Money Ho's, runnin' around.

Won't turn a trick until you lay your money down.

They pull you in and won't let you out till you give them some bills and make them shout.

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I was driving downtown, looking for some lovin'. But every girl I asked just started runnin'.

I finally got the idea to pay for some affection. I was so excited I couldn't hide my erection.

I looked for a girl who caught my fancy. I kept looking + looking, then I found her. She looked like a Nancy.

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I pulled up to the corner and she flashed me her teeth. That's when I knew that she was a thief.

I said, "What's up, baby?"

She smiled, "You need a date?"

I said, "Damn Woman. You read my mind. This must be fate!"

She stepped into my Chevelle. We drove to a motel for a few wild minutes of devotion.

While we were having fun I didn't want to depress her. So when we were done I said, "Your money's on the dresser."

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When I was done having my fun I walked over to Red Lobster.

On my way to get some shrimp, I ran into her pimp. And instead of getting seafood I got a knuckle sandwich.

He told me that I owed him some money for letting me get some of that honey.

I told him he was wrong, but he punched me in the face. Why can't we all just get along?

He stole my cash and made a dash for the nearest city bus.

I tried to get up but it was no use so I just rolled over an threw up.

I hope that this just goes to show. You don't mess around with no Cash Money Ho's!