*1. You call yourself either Mrs Darren Hayes or Mrs Daniel Jones. 
*2. You look everywhere for the machine in 'I Want You'.
*3. You try to get a ticket to the moon & back. 
*4. You make Savage Garden homepages. 
*5. You try to cry tears of pearls. 
*6. You plant a garden in your home and call it a 'Savage Garden'. 
*7. You listen to their album(s) EVERY SINGLE DAY. 
*8. You hold a masquerade ball in honour of 'Carry On Dancing' 
*9. You start liking violets. 
*10. You make your fave cartoon show the Simpsons or Ren And Stimpy 
*11. You follow everything in this list.
*12. You have actually mailed Savage Garden personally. 
*13. You start having silly dreams about them. 
*14. You jump with joy when they're 'Artist Of The Month'..... 
*15. (reference to above) then groan when you realize this might be their last chance! (no wait they've done it twice)
*16. You create music videos for un-released singles. 
*17. You make Santa Monica one of your destinations during your holidays. 
*18. You write an essay consisting of a 1000 words. 
*19. You start making a lot of promises. 
*20. You become obssesed with Star Wars and U2. 
*21. You make 'Ooh I want you/But I don't know if I need you/But ooh I'll die to find out' one of your pickup lines. 
*22. You look everywhere in stores for a can of cherry cola. 
*23. You start writing Savage Garden FanFics. 
*24. You make your own awards show and nominate SG for most of them. 
*25. You beg your mum to take you to their concert.