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"She said it was vegetarian soup, but bacon is not a vegetable!" -- Kim Coniff, AKA Little Kimmie |
| Words of Wisdom for the Ages |
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| "I guess somewhere along the way I decided, 'Why eat broccoli and spinach when I can eat pure animal fat?" -- Jack Kasset, qtd. in Walter, Kurt "Los Angeles Man has eaten nothing but LARD for 10 years." Weekly World News, June 27, 2000. |
| "Someday you might meet Mr. Right. When you do, make sure he wears a condom." -- My Doctor My question is, what if we're just out at dinner? Does he have to wear a condom to the restaurant? What if his name is Mr. Wright? Does he have to wear a condom then? |
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