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         There once was a man named Johnny Fawkes, known widely as "Sausabe." Renowned for dashing good looks and general jackassery, and a typical wont to employ dubious use of sarcasm. Now, there came a time in his life when he decided it'd be a fantastic idea to set of on a magical quest to find the meaning of life. Several more seconds of consideration quickly disuaded him and he began to drink and compose music. "Beer and music," he declared in blind, drunken stupour, "are indubitable signs that God, or something out there, wants me to drink more and compose music."
          Sausabe, at one point, indeed had a website on this very location! But, alas, after the neoconservatives discovered his secret plan to unite the world under classical liberalism, an inexplicable group of evil beavers ravaged this website, leaving only one piece of pizza and didn't even turn the lights off when they left. Those bastards.
         Hence, now Sausabe has withdrawn to more secure locations because he feels that his dubious musical forays will be much more lucrative then. Rumour has it that he can still be seen every twelfth eve when he emerges to feed on the souls of teh n00bs. Currently, Sausabe's location is quite variable and relatively untracable. He spends his days prancing in the cyber fields of the interwebz with his furry companions who are furries. (He is still in the closet because he is a wanker but we all know the truth.)
          Sausabe's Godly musical compositions can be found over here.

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Now piss off, before I write more elipses. >:|

Asshole.
-Johnny Foxxx
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