*SQD sits between Goering and Himmler,so that they won't fight at each other*
Goering: Make me laugh,please.I'm bored.
SQD smiles: Well then lets welcome our first guests shall we.
Himmler *sarcastically* I hope it's not my wife.Remember what happened last time she was here.
Goering interrupts:Don't remind me.That girl made the hour talk show into a marathon.
*Himmler sighs*
SQD continues: Please,give a warm welcome to Steve and Carl.
*the audience clap their hands*
Goering:*stares at the two boys* Hey,Himmler, their not your wife,but far wroser.
Himmler growls: Wannabes!
SQD: Come on guys.These are our homies.
*Goering stares at SQD,then at the boys*
Goering: More like a piece of shit I farted out.
*Himmler and SQD laugh at Goerings' remark*
SQD: Ok that'll be enough.It's question time.
Goering: Yeah! My favorite part of the show.
Himmler: I hope it doesn't end up like a Jerry Springer show like last time.
Goering: Dude! Your bitchy wife was askng for it.I mean come on,no girl can say no to Hermie.
SQD: Boys! Please!
*SQD turns to the two boys*
SQD: So, hear ya democratics,Am I right?
Steve:Yes,we are.Whats it to you.
SQD: Nothing. I just learn that the symbol of  democratic is an ass.
*Goering and Himmler laughs at SQDs' remark*
Goering laughs: That makes sense.They look like a pair of asses.
*Himmler snickers*
Carl: By asses,do you mean a butt or the donkey?
Himmler snickers more: More or less like both of them.
Goering laughs: Good one Himmler.That was the most smartest thing you said all of your life.
SQD smiles: Himmie is on the role.
*Steve and Carl stare at each other then at the group*
Goering: Nothing personal man,but what makes you two to even think of yourselves as nazis.
Steve: I think or should I say, believe that my race is more dominate and that we have the right to get back what is rightfully belongs to our race.
Goering interrupts: Yak,Yak! Tell me something I don't know.Like do you have a sexy girlfriend who wears a thong?
Himmler: See what I mean by Jerry Springer.
Carl replys Goering: Well,I do have a girlfriend,but she doesn't wear a thong or I hope she doesn't.
Goering: WHAT??
*SQD and Himmler stare at Carl like he is a freak*
Himmler disappointed: I have to agree with Hermann.You must be one dumb mother fucking white boy.
Goering: That is what I was about to say.
SQD: Are you gay??Or just some controling freakie boyfriend?
Carl: I'm a freak! What is wrong with you people.That shit is discusting.
Goering:Hey,a womans' body isn't discusting,especially if she is from your own race.Hell! If I wasn't such a fat ass,I go to Miamis' nude beaches and check out ladies.
Himmler smiles: Mmm. Boobies.
Himmler coughs to get serious again: So,just loving and trying to give your race power is what makes a nazi.Damn, you guys are bigger asses then I thought.
* Himmler gets up,goes behind Carl and chokes him with a shoelace*
Himmler: There is more to it then that,ass kisser.
*Goering and SQD eat potato chips from a bowl in fornt of them*
SQD: You go Himmie!
Goering: Ain't we suppose to interveiw another guest?
SQD: Oh yes.Lets give another warm welcome to our nazi-expert,the one and only,Adolf Hitler.
*the audience clap and cheer as Hitler comes in and sits on a separte chair next to the two boys*
Hitler: I want to say,first of all Thank you for inventing me here.
SQD: Oh no the one who should be thanking is me.For you to accept the inventation.
Hitler: First off I want to tell Himmler to back off from the pathetic one.
*Himmler backs down,but slaps Carl over the head on his way back to sit*
Hitler: Carl! You idoit! Even I let my girlfriend wear a bikini and in those days that is like being naked.
Goering: I gotta admit,she had quite a body.
Hitler: *stares at Goering fearcely* Have you been looking at my girl.
Goering: Yeah and much more...
*just when Goering  was about to tell Hitler he did the nasty to Hitlers' girl ,Himmler elbowed him.*
Hitler turns to look at the boys:I'll tell you what is wrong with you white boys.You mother fuckers make us original nazis look bad.All that heavy metal crap have left you boys deaf and stupid.You know head bangging can cause sever damages to your brains.Worse of all why you shit heads play that crap on my birthday?
Steve:Well,we thought you would like it.
Hitler mocks Steve: Well, I don't.Hitler in his normal voice: I think SQD is right you people are gay.No,wait a mintinue,I take that back.I don't want to diss the homosextuals.You shit-heads are worse.Your beyond it.
Goering: And you can't get gaier than that.
Hitler:Also you boys are picky as hell.Damn,even I give the fat woman a chance.They are  the best.
Goering: Oh yeah! Big women got more to grab and grab back.
*SQD laughs*
Hitler:It's true,I liked that fat married woman who took care of me while I was prisoned.Anyways,didn't you boys say your kind was endangered in those rallies.I can tell you the reason for it.JUST GET A WHITE WOMAN! , and stop your bitching.Gesh!
SQD:What had happened to the high talk speeches.
Hitler: Girl I was high on milk.All I care now,isn't perfecting the white race,but to save it.It's dying.
Himmler whimpers:No mystical quest? :(
Hitler: You can still have your castel dreams Himmler.
SQD:Sorry for interrupting you,Hitler,but we are only an hour show.
Hitler:Thats ok.*stares at the boys* And you two tell your friends stop playing that shity rock music on my birthday!
SQD: That is all we have for you today.Tomarrow we will be talking about nazi leader sex lives.
*Hitler,Goering and Himmler stare at SQD in shock*
*Geobbels and Ribbentrop came out of nowhere*
Geobbels: Did she said what I think she said?
Ribbentrop:Ja!
*Geobbels gives a funny look on his face*
Hitler stares at Himmler and Goering: She is kidding right?
*Goering and Himmler shake their heads*
Georing:Nope.
Himmler:She sometimes do things that can't be showed in Jerry Springer Channel.
Hitler: What?
Himmler:Historical figures stripping.
*Hitler closes up his trench coat*

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