The Life of a Party

The Life of a Party

BY: SQ Dinosaur

*this story takes place in Hitlers' home.He throws a big party and invites all of his friends and admires. SQ Dinosaurs' name have been shorten to SQD so that there is more space to type the story*
                 In the party,Hitler along with his lover Eva sat at a long rectangular table with his closest friends and admires.
Hitler: So Himmler, How's the wife and kids? *he ask while staring at the SS leader*
Himmler lifts his head to stare back Oh fine..fine.The wife still negs.
Hitler scoofs: Women!
SQD growls: You should be careful Hitler.From what I heard you needed women to get the votes from their hubands and themselves.
*Himmler and Georing try to hold their laugh while Geobbels spills wine through his nose from laughter*
Hitler stares at SQD: And what business does a woman have to get into her husbands' life.
SQD smiles: Well, mein fuhrer, The husbands' business is her business since the day said I do.Besides arn't yourself married?
Hitler stays quiet.
Himmler laughs: Modern Ladies.You gotta love'em.
Hitler scouls at Himmler: Shut up whore!
Himmler gulps and turns to Eva: Pist! Eva, I believe you forgot to give the fuhrer some good pussy today.
Hitler yells: Enough! Damn it, Himmler. Do you want to be strip off of your honor and leadership.
Georing smiles: Yes he does.
*Himmler stares at Georing with anguish*
SQD softly interrupts: I want to see Himmler to be strip off of his uniform.
*Geobbels falls over from his chair laughing*
Georing: EWW
*Himmler stares at SQD in Discust*
SQD kisses and smiles: You know you want to.
Eva laughs: I think she likes you, Himmler.
Hitler smiles naughty: Yeah Heini, she likes you. *he then laughs*
SQD frowns: It's not Heini! It's...HIMMIE! * she smiles at Himmler*
Himmler sis closer to Hitler: Get that thing away from me!
Hitler pushes Himmler away: NO! You get away from me.What are you...Gay.
Eva scoofs: I believe it's the other way around Mr.Wolf.
Hitler smacks Eva: Shut up Woman!
SQD yells at Hitler: And you call yourself a gentleman.Iought to whip you in vengence of your wife.
*Eva runs off the party,crying*
Himmler stares at Hitler in disappoval: You know in our Party(government).We suppose to protect those of our kind,especialy our women. *gets up and follows Eva*
SQD: I think Hitler the Savior should be called Hitler the Hypocritic.
*SQD getsup and smacks Geobbels because the propagnist was closer to hit*
*Hitler looks over at Georing,who was shaking his head in dispair while smiling*
Georing looks over at Hitler: You gotta admit she's quite a girl.
Hitler gives out a sarcastc smile: Hee hee he..Iought to kick you out of the Party (government).That would be quiet well.
Georing takes off the smile he once had: You spoil everything that is fun in life.
Hitler mimics: You spoil everything that is fun... Oh be quiet, you sissy.
*Georing gets up,takes his 40oz Volka and walks out.Meanwhile Geobbels sits next to Hitler and gives a spontaious smile.Hitler gets creep out*
Hitler: Get away from me you freak! *he smacks Geobbels to the ground and walks away.Geobbels cries*
Geobbels: Why does everybody hate me. *A tiny little fairy flies over him*
Fairy: I don't hate you.
Geobbels eyes widen: I should lay off those volka that Georing drinks.
   *meanwhile everyone else is at the livingroom.Himmler conforts Eva.SQD laughs at Georngs' drunken behavior and Hitler just arrived *
Hitler: What the hell is going on here.
*Himmler looks up emotionless*
Hitler yells: You trader! *he then stares at Eva* As for you, you little BITCH!Your no more than a whore!
SQD gets up and points at Hitler: I'm fed up with guys like you.You care about your race yet you treat your women like pieces of shit!
*Georing gets up,walks behind Hitler quietly and hits him over the head with the 40oz Volka bottle.Hitler falls to the ground*
Georing Don't mind the Fuhrer.He is just drunk out of his ass.
Himmlers' eyes widen: No wonder.
Eva laughs: oh good,for a moment there I thought my wolfie has truely change forever.
Georing: Naa. He just got depress and drank a few cups.I guess he drank a few too many..*LOL*
SQD: No wonder he hates drinking.
Eva: He looks like a baby when he is asleep. *everyone stares at Eva funny,then Geobbels stumbles into the room*
Geobbels: Please! Someone talk to me.
*Georing who still stood next to the doorway where Hitler use to stand*
Georing: Why?
Geobbels: Because..Fairies are following me and I think that my loniness is getting to me.
*SQD stares at Geobbels like he is crazy*
SQD: Have you ever try to contact your wife.Maybe she can keep you company at the same time give you a blow job.
Georing stares at SQD: You naughty girl..*laughs*
Geobbels: Eww..I love my wife,but yek thats nasty.
*Hitler wakes up and stares at Geobbels*
Hitler smiles: You know you want that.

Eva jumps in joy: Yea! My bad boy is bad!
Geobbels: I liked it better when the boy was a sexist.
*SQD stares at Himmler and smles*
Himmler: NO!
*SQD crawl towards Himmler*
Himmler: No please NO!Not now!
*Hitler stares at Himmler*
Hitler: I suggest you hide.
*Himmler pushes SQD off of his body*
Himmler: It's not even night time,my Lady.
Hitler laughs: You can't stop her with sweet talk.
*Georing and Geobbels stare at each other and runs out of the room*
Georing: See ya.We'll leave you love birds alone.
*SQD begins to unbotton Himmlers' coat.Himmler tries to keep up,but to bottoning back the buttons*
SQD: Come on!Stop resisting,you know you want me.
Himmler stares at her: You mad woman!
Hitler:She's not mad.She's just horny.
*SQD gets off Himmlers' lap*
SQD pouts: Hm.Your no fun.
*SQD then stares and smiles at Hitler*
Eva shouts:HEY!Stick with Himmie!
*Eva grabs Hitlers' arm,Hitler stares down at Eva*
Hitler: Don't worry ,Dino-freak-girl won't get me...I hope.
*As Hitler finish,he gives a hopeless,helplesslook in his face*
SQD smiles some more: Yes,don't worry,Eva, I won't hurt him..that much.
*SQD gives a naughty look in her face*
Himmler gets up: Well,I'll leave you three alone.
*Just when Himmler was about to leave,SQD grabbed his arm and pulled him back on the couch.Himmler gives a frighten look.SQD pets Himmler around his head and shoulder*
SQD whisper: Where you think your going?..Your not leaving your Fuhrer all alone now are you.
*SQD continues to gentlely touch Himmler around and near his face,neck and shoulder.Georing come back in*
Georing: So did anything happen..
Eva interrupts: Why? Yes.Himmler didn't let Dino-girl go into his pants and now she wants to get into my babys' pants.
Georing shakes his head: Yhu! Who wants to get into that!
*Eva stares at Georing,like he is shit*
Eva:Well, Your not all that good looking yourself,Fat boy.
SQD laughs: No,Eva.He is more like, Pelsbury dough boy.Woo Hoo.
*SQD pokes at Georings' tummy*
Eva mubbles: There's nothing woo hoo about him.
Georing grabs Eva: I'll show you why I'm so woo hoo.
*Eva laughs then pushes Georing away.Hitler growls at Georing*
Hitler snales while showing his saurian form teeth: Back off!
*Georing back off.Hitler gets up and goes into the kitchen,SQD follows*
Himmler sighs: Finally!I thought Dino-Lady would never leave me.
Eva argues: At least Dino-Lady never nags at you.She loves you.
Georing agrees: I agree with Eva.I mean come on,Lets be honest,what girl would ever want to go out with a paranoid,sadist,geekie guy like you.
Himmler:Hey! I did married,you know.
Georng: Oh yeah!Like that relationship last.
Himmler sighs some more: Your right.
Himmler stares at Eva: I should go and appoligize to her.
*Eva nods.Himmler then gets up and heads for the kitchen.Himmler runs back out*
Eva questions: What happened?
Himmler answers shockly: Well,Dino-Lady has gone crazy.
*Hitler runs with just his boxers on out of the kitchen*
Hitler: Hide me,please!
*Hitler tries to hide in back of Georing*
Hitler:Sorry Georing,but your the biggest thing in the room to which where I can hide.
Georng sighs: Don't worry I get that all the time.
*SQD broke the kitchen door through*
SQD: Where is he?!
Eva laughs: He's over there.
Hitler stares at Eva with a crazy look:: You suppose to take care of me!As well as fighting for me!
Eva stares back at Hitler: Stupid!It's men who suppose to fight for women,not the other way around.
SQD sees where Hitler was hiding: There you are!
*SQD runs after Hitler all around the room and out into the next*
Eva:Won't you take care of my Fuhrer,Himmler.
Himmler eyes widen: I'm not going in there.She might do somethng to me.
Eva reminds him: Your forgetting that you owe her an appoligy.
*Himmler sighs and walks slowly to the room in hich SQD and Hitler were in*
Himmler mubbles to himself:I wonder if SQD is even thinking about me.I guess not since she's too busy doing it on my boss.
*Himmler ends up in the rooms up stairs.He hears some grunting and moaning in one of the master bedrooms.He steps in and sees Hitler in his beast form on top of SQD*
Himmler: I guess I'm in the wrong room.
SQD purrs and jumps on Himmler: Himmie!I thought you forgot me.
Himmler: I thought of the same from you.
SQD scoofs: Naa.How can I forget a crazy nazi like you.
*Hitler feels left out,His frills lower and coos softly*
SQD: Aww.Poor puppy feels all alone.

*SQD holds Himmlers' hand,leads him to the four post bed and sets him on bed.Hitler crawls closer to where SQD stood*
*Hitler purrs*
*SQD softly pushes Hitler away*
SQD: Would you back off abit.
Himmler smirk: The puppy wants you.
*SQD looks at Himmler then at Hitler*
SQD: Well,that doesn't give the puppy the right to hump all over me.
Hitler thinks to himself: That's what you think.
*Hitler slowly goes over to where Himmler was sitting and carefully pulls him into bed*
SQD: Hitler thats enough!
*Hitler growls at SQD begins to strip Himmlers' cloth off wildly and slowly penetrates his penis into Himmlers' anus*
SQD pouts:This is sure fun.
*SQD then moves closer to Himmler,she grabs his head gentlely,moving him closer to her face and gives him a big,wet kiss to his lips*
*Hitler closes his eyes as he pushes in and out of Himmler.Hitler softly growls in pleasure while SQD slowly moves her hand down to grab and jerk Himmlers' pens.Himmler tries to wiggle out of Htlers' grip,but Hitler has grip in a way in which could rip Himmlers' rips out*
SQD clams Himmler:Shh.It's ok Himmie.
*SQD continues to kiss Himmler in a sensual way as well as massaging his little member*
*Himmler tilts his head back,trying to hold back the ejaculation from the rubbing he is receiving from SQD.SQD forces her tongue into Himmlers' mouth*
*Himmler pushes SQD off,but Hitlers' dragon wings hold Himmlers'arms down*
*Hitler cums into Himmlers' anus and moans as he did.Later Hitler pulls out his penis from Himmlers' anus*
*SQD then lays Himmler on his back,grab his penis again and sucks on it.While she does so,Hitler cleans his penis like a cat and when he finished he gentlely inserts it into SQDs' vagina.SQD stop turns around and snaps at Hitler.Hitler backs off and coos softly.SQD growls and snarls at Hitler,while slashing her saurian claws at him.Himmler sits up on a pillow,pulls SQD away from Hitler and more closer to himself.Himmler lays SQD on him with her back facng towards him.He carefully and slowly lowers one of his hands down to play with SQDs' pubic hair,then sensually massages her clitoris by lowering two of his fingers toward it.SQD relaxes on Himmler and nibbles under his chin.Hitler whimpers like a hungry dog,but desperately he masterbates to releave his sextaul ruge.Petting it doesn't give him the fullfillment that the real thing can give*
SQD moans: And I thought you didn't want anything to do with me.
Himmler softly with a smile: Don't be silly my Lady.I only do such a thing in order for my friends to leave me be.Just so that I may be more closer to your body and soul.
*Himmler continues to rub SQDs' clitoris,making her vagina release juices as a result Himmler wiped the juices with his fingers and suck it off *
*Hitler twist and roll over all over the bed,whimpering and begging to have a taste.He jerks himself harder as he lays on his back*
Himmler:Arn't you going to invite him.It is crual of you to aloud your pet to suffer in such a way.
SQD:Pet?Well,I never thought of it that way.Come here puppy.
*Hitler rolls over again and crawls back to SQD.He lowers his head and carefully licks SQDs' vagina and clitoris.Himmler massages and rubs SQDs' breasts.SQD signs peacefully and release more juices,in which Hitler suck out from her vagina*
SQD pets Hitler: Good boy.
*Himmler gentlely moves SQDs' face forwards his and kisses her softly.SQD exhales slowly.Himmler kisses her again,but with tongue.This made SQD relax even more.Hitler pulls himself away from SQD crawls to the foot of the bed and sleeps.SQD looks up at sleepy Himmler.He yawns.SQD lays her head softly on Himmlers' chest and slowly falls asleep himself*

The End

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