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Sardarji calls Air India and asks "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" just a sec, says the reply .
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
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EMPLOYMENT..
Our Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled
the columns titled
NAME, AGE ,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected" : He was not
sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
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Sardar goes into a store and sees a
shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." The Sardar then asks, "What
does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things
cold." The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny
object with you?" He said, "It's a thermos flask."
The boss then says, "What does it do?" He replies,
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." the boss said,
"Wow, what do you have in it?" The Sardar replies, "Two
cups of coffee and a coke."
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What will a
Sardarji do if he wants an additional white
sheet of paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..)
He takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!!!!!!
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at
you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like
crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? They
think their picture is being taken.
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TO LOSE WEIGHT..
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
" What's the problem?"asked the doctor. "I am 2400 kms away from home . "
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THE ULTIMATE JOKE !!!
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the
guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station
arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Sardarji
deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly
shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and
he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed
when he saw the mirror. " What's the matter?"Said his wife , He replied
"The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else
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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool .This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."
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RESTAURANT......
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes
to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya
kar rahe ho?"
To this the Sardar replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash
Basin' ".
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LIE DETECTOR.......
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie
detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is
silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says :"I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the
machine
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A Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a
pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch
him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and
angrily exclaims
"71st and *AGAIN* barefeet!"
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The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he boiled his ice-cubes before he put them in his drink.
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EXCELLENT JOKE ---our dear Sardarji
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office
and shouted, "Santa Singh, your daughter Preeto just died in an accident".
sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window.
While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he
remembered he didn't have a daughter named preeto.
When he was nearing the fifth floor he remembered he
was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he
was not Santa Singh...
HOPE U ENJOYED........