Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon; I'm not that smart enough to make the wonderful anime.

The characters (I do this just to remind my self when I forget the non-dubbed names.)
Usagi/Odanago Atama-Serena/Meatball head
Mamoru-Darien
Motoki-Andrew
Unasaki-Andrew's little sister, Lizzie
Reika-Rita, Andrew's girl friend

Usagi, Mamoru, and a pole: Chapter 2.
Rated: P.G.

It was just an ordinary day in the life of Tsukino Usagi, wake up late, and crawl out of her cave of blankets. Eat breakfast, a.k.a., clean out the fridge; take the 10-minute walk to the arcade. She could do anything she wanted today. God bless summer vacation!

Usagi walked into the arcade, waved hello to Motoki and went straight to the Sailor V game. A little while later, Mamoru walked through the door in the ugly green jacket.
"Konnichi'wa, Motoki."
"Hey Mamoru, don't come in here with that jacket, it went out of fashion when dinosaurs went extinct." At that comment, Usagi looked up and saw her worst nightmare, something that went out of style before she could even remember.
"BLECH! Take that coat off! You're dishonoring the whole fashion industry just by having it!" Mamoru, obviously taken aback by her reaction to his coat, quickly took off his coat, dashed to the trashcan and threw it away.
"My infinite beauty must have some effect," said Usagi, her eyes widened at the reaction of Mamoru. (AN: Is it possible for eyes to be that big, even in anime?) Mamoru blushed the color of the sun, only 10 times brighter.
"No way! I did it because...ummm...uhh... over a million people told me that it was ugly." It sounded more like an excuse than a statement, but Usagi let it go. The poor guy looked like he was about to die from embarrassment, but Usagi kept what she said in mind, so she could save it for another time. "Give me mercy Odango Atama! Besides, I am the one who saved your life yesterday!"
"You didn't exactly save my life! "
"Well, you wouldn't have been fine just lying there on the cement!"
"If you hadn't bumped into me in the first place, it wouldn't have happened!"
"*I* bumped to you! Excuse me, but I think it was you who bumped into me!" As the two were bickering, Motoki noticed the sparkle in Mamoru's eyes. Motoki found a new side of Mamoru that he never saw before, Mamoru's eyes were usually iced with loneliness, but when Mamoru saw Usagi the ice melted.
<Hmmmmmm...time for some major matchmaking! Better tell Ami, Rei, Mako, and definitely Mina about this! After all, Mamoru has totally fallen for Usagi, hook, rod, and sinker!> Motoki almost let out one of those girly squeals, but stopped himself before he looked like a total nut.

~*The meeting*~

"O.k., Motoki, tell us why we're here on such sort notice?" asked Mina.
"You got so desperate, you told me the arcade was on fire!" said Makoto.
"You told me that the oven exploded, and needed help cleaning it up!" said Rei.
"You told me that you were selling books," said Ami, unlike the others, had disappointment in her voice. All the people at the arcade stared at Ami. "Of course, I didn't buy it, I just came here because you sounded desperate, heh heh." said Ami, sighs of relief were heard from everyone, including Ami.
"O.k., lets get to the point, today I saw Mamoru, and you guys may think this crazy, because they just met yesterday, but Mamoru is totally sprung on Usagi." explained Motoki.
"Well, DUH!" Yelled all the girls, even Ami, to all of their surprise.
"What?!" asked Motoki, a bit confused.
"Have you noticed the way Usagi looks at Mamoru?" said Mako.
"I know, all these boys gawk at her like they've never seen a girl before, but Usagi looks at them as if they never existed." said Mina.
"But Mamoru is a different case, she actually pays attention to him." said Rei.
"Yea, today while she was playing Sailor V., she walked Sailor V. off a cliff, because she was staring over at Mamoru, must I say, with a rather idiotic smile on her face," Ami remarked.
"What are we waiting for, lets get them together?" suggested Mina.
"That's why I have you girls here." Motoki said.
"Isn't it rude to try to put people together against their will?" asked Ami.
"You know how many times Usagi tried to put us together!" said Rei.
"I know, she needs a taste of her own medicine!" said Mina.
"In that case, I have a plan," said Ami. 

"Go on," said the group at once.
"O.k., ya know that masquerade that's coming up?" said Ami.
"YES!" shouted the girls.
"O.k., so Mako, why don't you try getting Usagi to go, and Motoki, get Mamoru to go."
"Already done, Usagi has been dying to go!" said Mako.
"Mamoru is going to be a hard one, he doesn't like to go to these sort of things." said Motoki with worry in his voice.
"O.k., so the rest of us will be stationed around at the masquerade, making sure we all know where Mamoru and Usagi are, and try to get them closer to each other, by the way, does everyone have walkie-talkies?" said Ami.
"I do, in fact, I have three pairs lying around somewhere." said Mina. (AN: Me too! I don't even know why I have them!)
"I have one pair," said Mako.
"I have a pair, also," said Motoki.
"I don't, but I might ask Chad for a pair, in fact I'll ask Chad for all his pairs!" said Rei.
"How many pairs does Chad have?" asked Ami.
"I'm not sure, but I think he has 5 pairs."
"Why does he have that many?" asked Mina.
"Believe it or not, but he kept them ever since he was like five." explained Rei.
"I wouldn't be surprised if he brought them two weeks ago!" exclaimed Mina.
"Ahem, back to business people!" yelled Ami," Me and Motoki will be the leaders, therefore we will be the ones giving out orders-"
"Who said that I agree with this?!" said Rei.
"Well, o.k. Then, we'll have a vote; say 'aye' if you agree, and 'nay' if you don't on the count of three. 1...2...3..." said Ami. There were 4 "ayes" and one "nay."
"O.k., I guess that Motoki and I will be the leaders."
"Hmph!" grunted Rei.
"O.k., Motoki will be leading the 'Mamoru' team, and I will be leading the 'Usagi,' team. The teams will be keeping track of the person, depending which team they are on, when they are alone. I will be giving orders to the Usagi team, and Motoki will be giving orders to the Mamoru team. Got that?" explained Ami.
"Yup." said the group, except Ami. (A.N.: duh!)
"O.k., now who wants to be in whose group?" asked Ami.
"I'll be in Motoki's group," said Rei.
"Me and Mina will be in your group, Ami," said Mako.
"We need one more person to be even," said Ami.
"I think I know the answer to that one- UNASAKI!" yelled Motoki.
"Yes, Motoki?" said Unasaki, Motoki's little sister.
"Will you be part of our matchmaking group?" said Motoki.
"Duh! I'm not from the mental hospital! Of course I'll be part of it, by the way, who will we be putting together?" (AN: I forgot how to spell assilem, it's something like that.)
"Mamoru and Usagi."
"Ooh, I just LOVE challenges! Just explain what I have to do." Ami starting explaining what she said earlier. (AN:I am not typing that again!) Ami wrote a list of what team they were in, and the code names they requested: (AN:I don't wanna type anymore, so I didn't make a scene where the picked out their code-names, it probably would've been boring anyway.)

   Usagi                                  Mamoru
   Ami (bubbles)                     Motoki (Arcade guy)
   Mako (Spatula)                   Rei (Pyro)
   Mina (Golden locks)           Unasaki (Twinkle Toes)

"O.k., here's the plan................." said Ami to the group of matchmakers.
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Dum, dum, dum.... Hee hee, I'm not gonna tell you what the plan is; otherwise it would give away the whole story. Ugh! In stories like this, they always make Mako 'leader green' and Ami 'leader blue,' excuse me people, once is enough, it gets kinda old after 50 times people! Sorry this chapter was soooo boring, but it was necessary, because now you know what's going on! I'm trying to find out what these things are <3, I think they are detached ice cream cones, or demented hearts. Right now I'm going with detached ice cream cones. Ja!

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