Subject Fw: "ToNcET Da' OnE & OnLy"

• If u TREAT him nicely, he says u r IN LOVE with him;
• If u Don't, he says u r PROUD.
• If u DRESS Nicely, he says u r trying 2 LURE him;
• If u Don't, he says u r from KAMPUNG.
• If u ARGUE with him, he says u r STUBBORN;
• If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
• If u r SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
• If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
• If u don't Love him, he tries 2 POSSESS u;
• If u Love him, he will try 2 LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
• If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
• If u do!! he says u r CHEAP.
• If u tell him ur PROBLEM, he says u r TROBLESOME;
• If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
• If u SCOLD him, u r like a NANNY 2 him;
• If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES 4 u.
• If u BREAK ur PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
• If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED 2 do so.
• If u SMOKE, u r BAD girl;
• If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
• If u do WELL in ur exams, he says it's LUCK;
• If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
• If u HURT him, u r CRUEL;
• If he HURTS u, u r too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard 2 please!!!!!
• If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
• but if u don't, they say u r selfish.....

The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...

kiriman: awin