Chilling in Christmas 1993
Wonder what Santa got for me
I was looking for my brand new Atari
As I bombed down the stairs, beelined for the tree.
At the top of my lungs, I screamed, "Christmas Rocks!"
How was I to know it would be such a shock
when I ripped the red paper off the box
and I found a mound of athletic socks
Chorus: To this day, I think Santa is Bogus
Yeah, all the kids around the world should know this.
he should know when it's time for a treat
and not give me something that covers my feet
SoI made up an agenda for myself
I picked my gloves up off of the shelf
Took a trip to the place where the ice never melts
To the pole to become Santa's favorite elf.
When I got there started trippin just like Ken Keesy
Realized my plan wasn't gonna be that easy
In order to get the results that pleased me
had to take advantage Mrs. Claus being sleazy.
Santa looked in his sno-globe crystal ball
He could see the plan, he could see it all
This made Santa Claus got bloody pissed
So Ben and his friends were crossed off his list
To this day, I think Santa is bogus
All the kids around the world should know this
Thought Mrs. Claus was one to be trusted
But I found out I was wrong when I got busted.
I tried to find a way to get Santa Claus canned
Things didn't go quite as i planned
And now because things got out of hand,
That means no Christmas presents for Ben Flash fans
(Children Crying)
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