Bagel Opus #3 - ( The Camper Opus)

Interpretation done by Ben Flash.

now granted much of these words were written by campers but i think you can find deep meaning as to how they were feeling when these words were written. i think this song can be seen as an allegory into the human spirit.

The clouds are white but the sky is blue  (the author is clearly having issues and therefore is trying to remember something safe.)
the geese by the pond had their feathers plucked
watch the emu and think of you  (The emu actually should be written as E.M.U. which stands for "End of the Mustard Utopia" which must be a source of great mental pain for the author, this pain reminds them of you, because you suck.)
my aunt sue had her belly tucked  (Its true she did.)

et and the papermen  (These images haunt the author. The person desperately wants to "Phone Home" and hear the news.)
theres gum on the bottom of my shoe  (No way! that's why my feet have been sticking to everything.)
hey sphen then  (The incomplete sentence means that the author finds it impossible to discuss "Sphen" Sphen stands for Stupid Phish Heads Eat Noodles. The author takes offense to this egregious stereotype.)
you ask how i can think about you

woo woo woo woo  (Should be written as Wu Wu Wu Wu, one of the authors of this masterwork)

Chorus: look at this white its really black  (Now the authors inner pain reaches a fever pitch, nothing is as it seems.)
if i keep screaming ill have a heart attack
if you're in the exorcist your head turns back  (I tried it once, it hurt.)
you think we are but were really not wack

i make a lot of coffee in the morning for grandma  (This whole verse shows that the author is beginning to find sympathy and even feel love for another human being. There is progress.)
last year for christmas i bought a crazy mug for grandma
its red and white and full of fun i love my dear grandma
uff ta  (It was all bull.)

ha!  (The evil angel takes over!)

Chorus

the power of CHRIST compells you (8x)  (The person is out of control!)

Chorus

Like woah  (That song rocked man "Best Opus Ever")
uff ta  (It was all bull.)
ha

All of this makes for an Opus that Richard Dryfuss would be proud of.

Thank you.

Ben Flash.

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