Random Humor This is place to find any of the random pieces of addvice and other things that I or others think are funny enought to put up. Enjoy!

Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff". -unknown

You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor. -unknown

Staring into the maw of a dragon, one quickly learns wisdom. It's called "Run."

It may be that your only purpose in life is to simply serve as a warning to others...

"The longer you wait for the mail, the less there is in it." - Calvin

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

The best way to BBQ:
Bring something you'd like to grill. Also bring another item according to your last name. If your last name starts with A through H, bring cooked veggies or salad. If your last name starts with I through P, bring dessert. If your last name starts with Q through Z, bring two quarts of a non-alcoholic beverage. If your last name starts with anything else, bring a dragon to grill the food. (If no one brings a dragon, we'll use charcoal.)

You always find something in the last place you look.

For thoes of you people who think that church and state should be completly seperate, remember this:
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the better defense.

The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.

For thoes who like to keep in touch -- a cordless phone. For those who like peace and quiet -- a phoneless cord.

I have a mind like a steel trap; whatever goes in gets crushed and mangled!

"Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing."--Douglas Adams

Advice and Random Bits of Wisdom(Me and friends)

"Anything read on this half should not be followed. nuff said"

"Dude, don't mess with the Ewok."
- said about above comment in relation to spears.

A Haiku by Seta-San

with safety sissors
I carve in the bathroom stall
"Fight Vandalism"

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~Sapph