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So you feel the need to actually talk to the staff? We'll I suppose we could some how work this out. Let me see, first you'll have to leave $200,000 in unmarked bills inside the hollow of the third oak tree in the park. You know which park. Now then, after you do that, whistle three times, jump on one leg, call out your favorite three Greek gods or goddesses, and flap like a chicken. After that, leave the tree and come back three days later. More instructions will follow.

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