Tornado Tag Match:
The Wannabes vs The Valhallan Crusaders
Marcus: Alright, we've had more than our fair share of Tag Matches tonight, but this one is not only our last one, but it involves no tagging at all.
Mike: that's right, we got a Tornado rules Tag Team Match here between the Valhallan Crusaders and The Wannabes, this is just going to be mayhem. The Crusaders won the Tag Team Titles on BOOYA~! this week, but they will not be on the line here tonight, because this challenge was made before the Crusaders won the titles.
Marcus: Alright, the bell rings and here we go, Shane and Jun start off with a Double Dropkick to Phil "Zangief" Meyers, and now Chad "King" Meyers locks up with Jun while Shane goes after Zangief.
Mike: Interesting way to start off one of these matches, most people just sort of split apart and basically wrestle two seperate singles matches in a way, with very little double teaming.
Marcus: Well that looks to have happened now as Jun Yajima starts spinning King around in a Giant Swing, while Zangief takes Shane Highwind down, and drives both his knees into Shane's back!
Mike: this is more like what I'm talking about, they just sort of pair off and fight as two singles matches, both partners just sort of hoping that the other one does well.
Marcus: King now takes Jun down with a legsweep as Zangief hammers Shane down, and it looks like the Wannabes have taken control of this one, as Zangief stomps on Shane, and King starts with the mounted punches on Jun.
Mike: that Jun sure likes to put herself into the position where she's getting her head smashed in by bigger guys, she's about as used to staring up at the lights as a Hooker that works a 10 hour night!
Marcus: uh... huh... Shane and Jun attempt to gang up on Zangief again, but no dice as Zangief kicks both of them away.
Marcus: Zangief scoops Shane up, and... down into a backbreaker! and King kicks Jun in the stomach, knocking her down.
Mike: The Wannabes still look to be in control here, they're really making the new Tag Team Champs look bad here tonight.
Marcus: maybe, but Jun looking for redemption as she lands a veritcal suplex on Zangief, Zangief falls to the floor, but quickly gets up, and grabs a Sledge Hammer to bring back into the ring.
Mike: as if there wasn't enough carnage in this ring already.
Marcus: King with the mounted punches on Shane now, wait Jun has Zangief in the corner, and... TORNADO DDT!
Mike: Jun with a tremendous move there, but she should have followed it up with a pin or something, instead Zangief gets up and is able to sort of regain his composure.
Marcus: Zangief and King surround Shane now, and... SANDWICH LARIAT! Shane goes down in a heap, and now Zangief grabs the sledge, pulls Shane up, and drives the hammer into Shane's head!
Mike: Zangief showing no mercy, he probably figures that if they can beat the Crusaders here tonight they'll definitely be in line for a title shot.
Marcus: well I would think so too, as Zangief picks Shane Highwind up, and drops him down in a brainbuster!
Marcus: Jun now grabbing King from behind, she's gonna go for a reverse DDT here... no wait, Zangief with the sledge again, and he drives it into the back of Jun Yajima's head!
Mike: vicious sledge hammer shots by Zangief, that can easily lead to a concussion right there, the back of the head is especially vulnerable to that kind of thing, especially on women... believe me I know.
Marcus: umm... thanks Mike for that helpful tidbit.
Marcus: wait a minute, Jun Yajima scoops King up here, Shane grabs Zangief by the head... STEREO FINISHERS!!!
Mike: Woah! Jun Yajima hits the Ride of the Valkyre at the same time that Shane hits Thor's Hammer!
Marcus: Jun Yajima pulls Zangief up and lands a spinning back kick, and now rolls him up in La Majistral, King with some sort of rolling Pin combination, Jun's got it first, Andrews over, 1......2......3! that's it! The Crusaders somehow win this one!
Mike: that definitely has to be viewed as an upset, the Crusaders may be the tag champs but they were getting beat up in that one! The Crusaders hit the double finishers, and Jun able to roll up Zangief for the victory.
Winners: The Valhallan Crusaders
Jun pins Zangief with La Majistral after a Thors Hammer from Shane and a spinning back kick.