Coldsnakes vs Nia Stromwell/Zane Lautrec

Marcus: Another tag match coming up here now as the Coldsnakes take on two members of the Legionnaires, Nia Stromwell and Zane Lautrec.

Mike: It's no secret that The Coldsnakes and Nemesis Rex aren't too fond of Nia, Zane, and Rex, and tonight the Coldsnakes get their chance to take down Nia and Zane, with Rex Lautrec preparing for his chance at the World Title tonight against Zack Killian.

Marcus: And here we go, Giant Anaconda locking up with Nia Stromwell, I dunno if this is really a fair matchup, but here we go. Nia starts off with a European Uppercut, taking Anaconda off his feet. Anaconda back up, and he fires back with an overhand right to the face of Nia, and an elbow to the forehead.

Mike: Nia definitely not going to win a brawl with Giant Anaconda, number 1, he's huge... and number 2, he's a man!

Marcus: Giant Anaconda now with a big headbutt onto Nia, and Nia scrambles to her feet to make the tag.

Mike: Zane in now, and that was a smart move by Nia, if she's going to fight men, she could at least fight smaller men.

Marcus: well Zane is in now, and he takes Anaconda over with a fireman's carry... and another one.

Marcus: Zane grabs Giant Anaconda by the arms, and... takes him over with a double arm suplex! Anaconda back up, and now he heads to his corner to make a tag.

Mike: Junior Cobra in there now, and he might be out matched by the larger Zane... or not.

Marcus: Junior Cobra lands a big front dropkick, taking Zane off his feet.

Marcus: Cobra now feeds Zane the leg, jumps up, and... Enzuigiri! Zane goes down hard, but is able to get back to his corner to tag Nia back in.

Mike: here we go, this is a little more even, Nia vs Junior Cobra... I say a little more even, but not quite, after all Nia is a woman, and Cobra's a man... and unless Cobra wants to be labled a pansy for the rest of his career, he'll beat Nia like a pimp-less hooker that overcharges.

Marcus: Umm... ok.

Marcus: Cobra kicks Nia in the stomach now, and pulls her right back up... and... nails her with a spinning heel kick in the back of the head! and now Nia tags right back out!

Mike: Junior Cobra showing no mercy on poor little Nia, and I'm finding it quite entertaining.

Marcus: I'm sure you are... 

Marcus: Zane now elbows Junior Cobra down, and... grabs him right off the mat and into a German Suplex! and now Cobra going to make the tag!

Mike: Man, no one staying in for very long, one guy gets his ass kicked and tags out, then the guy that just got tagged in kicks some ass and forces that person to tag out... and so it goes. 

Marcus: Detective Steele here figuring out the pattern of almost all tag matches, as now Anaconda grabs Zane from behind, and locks in the Anaconda Coil! Nia comes in, and kicks Anaconda off of her partner.

Mike: Zane up and now he's heading towards his corner... who woulda guessed?

Marcus: well according to you, no one. Nia in now, and Anaconda elbows her in the face.

Marcus: Giant Anaconda with a takedown now, and... he folds her up like an Accordion and starts punching her in the face!

Mike: man this is vicious looking! Nia being hammered in the face, and Zane able to break it up before Anaconda can do too much damage.

Marcus: Anaconda takes Nia down again... and starts choking her with his forearm! They're in the ropes though, and Greg Andrews calls for the break.

Mike: Zane about to come in to save his girl, but the ropes already did that.

Marcus: wow... you're really off tonight Mike.

Mike: I know...

Marcus: Zane in now as Nia was being locked in a Walls of Boston, Nia grabs Giant Anaconda, Zane waiting... Assisted Ace Crusher!

Mike: Man, what tag team DOESN'T do that move? I mean really now, what ever happened to a good old fashion double powerbomb or something?

Marcus: I guess not as Giant Anaconda is able to make the tag now to Junior Cobra.

Marcus: Junior Cobra grabbed by Zane, and... Inverted Side Russian Legsweep! Junior Cobra lands hard on his face! Zane pulls Cobra up, and... Spears him right back down! Junior Cobra slowly to his feet, and Zane nails him with an overhand right!

Mike: Zane on fire now, he's beating the hell out of Junior Cobra, this one has got to be just about over... well maybe not as Junior Cobra tags back in.

Marcus: Giant Anaconda grabs Zane from behind, and... Sideways Back Suplex! Zane lands hard on the back of his neck, and now Giant Anaconda pulls Zane up, and... Another Sideways Back Suplex! Anaconda pulls him up again, and... big Overhand Right! Anaconda pulls Zane away from the ropes, and makes a cover, 1......2......3! and the Coldsnakes take this one!

Mike: wow, a close, and yet boring match... and it's finally over. Coldsnakes win another one, and the Legionnaires only chance to win one tonight is for Rex Lautrec to win the World Title.

Winners: The Coldsnakes

Giant Anaconda pins Zane Lautrec after an overhand right.