MAIN EVENT!
Barbed Wire/Fluorescent Light Tube No Countout No DQ Match:
Match 3 of the 4 Match Series:

Nemesis Rex vs Big Adam Smash

Marcus: Alright, this is the one the Markout fans have been waiting for! it's Nemesis Rex vs the Extreme Champion, Big Adam Smash, in the 3rd match of the 4 match series, and this one is going to be brutal.

Mike: It sure is, it's a Barbed Wire Match with Fluorescent Light tubes on boards in the corners of the ring, and to make it worse, there will be no DQs and no Countouts! let the mayhem begin!

Marcus: Alright here we go! these two lock up, and Adam Smash starts with a big hip attack, sending Nemesis Rex to the canvas. Rex back up, and he takes another hip attack, and now a lowblow by Smash!

Mike: Smash wasting no time, going right for the Rex family jewels!

Marcus: Smash now grabs Rex by the throat, and starts choking him!

Mike: that's a technical hold if I've ever seen one. Nemesis Rex able to break free before the ref can even ask him if he gives up.

Marcus: yeah this ref is extremely slow, I don't know why Rex and Smash wanted him.

Mike: maybe it's Smash's great great great grandfather and he wants him to referee his matches before it's his 230th birthday.

Marcus: Rex now chops Smash down, and... knees him in the groin! 

Mike: neither guy's holding back, neither guy's showing any respect for their opponent, they want to hurt each other!

Marcus: Nemesis Rex whips Smash at the board, and... Smash collides into the glass! glass shatters everywhere!

Mike: good to see SHAFT cares for it's fans, just letting glass shatter all over the place like that, if any gets someone in the crowd, that could be a good lawsuit right there.

Marcus: Nemesis Rex has pulled a light tube off the board now, he's gonna nail Smash with it... no, Smash kicks Rex in the face, forcing him to drop the tube!

Mike: close call for Big Adam Smash there, just about getting sliced up some more by that shattering glass, instead Rex gets his face kicked in.

Marcus: Rex now up and he whips Smash towards the ropes, Smash comes back... and Rex nails him with a falling lariat! both men down!

Mike: I think Nemesis Rex is getting a little tired, that lariat was sort of all he could muster there, and he fell down when he tried to do it!

Marcus: both men back to their feet at about the same time, and Rex lays in the punches to Smash's forehead!

Marcus: Rex grabbing that light tube again as Big Adam Smash gets up, and... Rex smashes it over Smash's head! glass everywhere again!

Mike: this time it just shatters all near the ring, so these guys will be the only ones rolling in it later on.

Marcus: Nemesis Rex goes for a lariat this time... Smash ducks, and... scoops up Rex for a K-DRILLER! Smash takes a breather as Rex slowly gets to his feet, and Smash takes him down again with a spinning backfist!

Mike: Smash trying to compress Rex's spine a bit for him, I don't think it'll be appreciated but ah well, it's the thought that counts.

Marcus: Rex back up, and Smash puts him on his shoulder, what are we gonna see here... he runs, and... RUNNING POWERBOMB! he holds on for the cover, ref takes his sweet time getting there, 1......2. and Rex kicks out.

Mike: christ, I think that Greg Andrews would have made a 5 count by then! the decrepit Mr. Clean here needs to get his act together.

Marcus: Smash now grabs a light, Rex back to his feet though, he grabs Smash, and... UNKINDEST CUT!

Mike: He should have covered him, instead he grabs another light tube!

Marcus: big mistake as Smash gets to his feet, hooks up Smash, and... BIG ATOM SPLASH! Nemesis Rex grabs a rope and old referee guy calls for a break.

Mike: took him long enough to get over there and call it...

Marcus: Smash grabs another light tube from the boards and pulls Rex up, and smashes it over his head!

Mike: why didn't he just get one of the two that are already on the ground?! Rex goes down in a heap of flesh and busted glass, as Smash takes a breather.

Marcus: Smash throws Rex to the ropes, Rex back... CHOKESLAM! and now Smash gets another light tube, this time one of the ones on the ground, Rex slowly to his feet, and Smash breaks another light over his face!

Mike: so much broken glass in and around the ring, and neither combatant is really bleeding, I don't understand this!

Marcus: me neither, I guess both guys are developing full body calluses from wrestling each other

Marcus: Nemesis Rex back up towards the opposite corner now, Big Adam Smash follows, and... ANOTHER UNKINDEST CUT! Smash down again, and he still doesn't make the cover, instead opting to take another breather.

Mike: this is not smart, Smash is too tough, you can't leave him there, he's just taken some nasty moves, you gotta finish him off!

Marcus: Smash to his feet again, and Rex starts laying in the jabs, and now a big spinning punch takes Smash off his feet! and Rex jumps on Smash and starts laying in more punches!

Mike: the ref asking Smash if he wants to quit, but that sure as hell isn't going to do it! Smash won't give up from being punched!

Marcus: Smash to his feet now, he picks up Nemesis Rex, BIG ATOM SPLASH! Ref right there to make the count, 1.......2........3! SMASH WINS! SMASH WINS!

Mike: My god! what a match that was! Big Adam Smash gaining a measure of revenge for last Tuesday as the series now goes 2-1 Big Adam Smash! Next Tuesday this series will end in an EXPLODING CAGE DEATHMATCH! that's going to be a hell of a match, as Smash puts the title on the line.

Marcus: It sure will be a hell of a match, much like this one was. Folks we're out of time for tonight, for Mike Steele, I'm Marcus Williams saying seeya in two weeks as we're postphoned, but be sure to watch Showdown and BOOYA~! this week! goodnight everyone!

Winner: Big Adam Smash

Big Adam Smash pins Nemesis Rex with the Big Atom Splash