8 Man Tornado Rules Street Fight:

Da O.G.'s vs Chad "King" Meyers, The Coldsnakes, and Michael Blaze

Marcus: alright, we got a real interesting match coming up here, a first in SHAFT, an 8 man tornado street fight.

Mike: That's right, we have like... 4 wrestlers debuting in this match alone, 3 members of Da Gangsta's gang, "Da O.G.'s", and on the other side, "Suicide King" Michael Blaze. All 8 men will be in the ring at the same time, one fall to a finish. This is going to be insane.

Marcus: Alright, the bell rings, and... both teams guys just go at each other! This is just a wild brawl!

Mike: How the hell are we supposed to call this? all these guys punching at each other and doing moves, this is just completely out of control, Greg Andrews running around like a chicken with his head cut off, he doesn't know what to do!

Marcus: wait a minute, 2 guys from Da O.G.'s, I think that's Rockford and Urban Ninja, grab Giant Anaconda, and nail him with an Assisted Ace Crusher! and they all continue to just brawl!

Mike: I can't keep track of this, can you?

Marcus: Not really...

Mike: Like seriously this is all over the place!

Marcus: Da Gangsta lands a big punch on Chad "King" Meyers, as Rockford nails Giant Anaconda with a soccer kick to the back, and... I think Da O.G.'s have the advantage here.

Mike: How can you tell? everyone's just beating on everyone, I guess more of the other team are down right now, but it just keeps changing!

Marcus: Michael Blaze grabs... I guess Urban Ninja... and DDTs him to the mat! as Rockford and Da Gangsta both go after King, and Vato Loco squares off with Giant Anaconda.

Mike: Just give up, this is impossible to call. so, how's your weekend going so far?

Marcus: well it's been alright... no wait a minute, we still have to call the match, that's what we're paid to do.

Mike: I guess...

Marcus: Rockford grabs King, Da Gangsta jumps up, and... Assisted Ace Crusher again!

Mike: I guess that's a trademark of the O.G.'s... or something, I don't know... I got no idea what's going on here. I'm entirely confused. which one is Vato Loco? what's an Urban Ninja?

Marcus: just hold onto your cough button for a little while.

Marcus: Vato Loco and Gangsta sandwich Giant Anaconda with a double lariat! Giant Anaconda goes down, a cover, but King up and he kicks Anaconda out.

Mike: seems Da O.G.'s have a commanding advantage here now, they're used to this kind of thing though, just going out in a wild brawl and kicking ass, these other 4 guys with the exception of the Coldsnakes have never worked together before.

Marcus: King grabs Rockford now, and... huge Belly to Belly Suplex! over on the other side of the ring, Jr. Cobra nails Da Gangsta with a big Enzuigiri! Vato Loco swinging a chair at seemingly nobody, where'd he even get that anyway!?

Mike: I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out what's going on here! Greg Andrews must be beside himself here.

Marcus: wait a minute, I think... yes, Cobra just hit the Cobra Strike, no one's paying attention, Greg Andrews counts, 1......2......3! and this one's over! the team of the Coldsnakes, King, and newcomer Michael Blaze get the win here!

Mike: well that was insnane... Lets hope we never have to call one of those again

Winners: Chad "King" Meyers, The Coldsnakes, and "Suicide King" Michael Blaze

Junior Cobra pins Urban Ninja with the Cobra Strike