Youjinbou vs Sexy J

Marcus: well, from the Cruiserweights, we shift to the Super Heavyweights as newcomer Sexy J takes on the bodyguard of Stone Bros Inc, Youjinbou.

Mike: Youjinbou off to a rocky start here in SHAFT, lets see if he can get it together here tonight.

Marcus: Youjinbou starts with a double axehandle, taking Sexy J down, and now he locks in a rolling camel clutch. Sexy J breaks free, and gets back to his feet, and Youjinbou hammers him right back down.

Marcus: Sexy J back up again, and he grabs Youjinbou by the leg... and slaps him down! Youjinbou right back up, and Sexy J takes him over with a shoulder throw.

Mike: neither man really getting an advantage early on here, but both men attempting to use their power and size to their advantage.

Marcus: Sexy J now hammers Youjinbou in the face, and... Youjinbou is busted wide open! Youjinbou comes back at Sexy J, and Sexy J with a big chop to the throat.

Mike: Sexy J cutting Youjinbou with one big punch, this guy is one strong bastard!

Marcus: Youjinbou now grabs the fork, and starts stabbing Sexy J!

Mike: well he is a fat guy, I'm surprised he's even using utensils!

Marcus: Sexy J able to get away, and now Youjinbou attempts a suplex, Sexy J counters with a suplex of his own, and Youjinbou falls out of the ring.

Marcus: Sexy J goes out after him, and grabs a Sledgehammer... Youjinbou up, and he gets nailed with the Sledge right in the face! and that cut is just gushing blood now!

Mike: yeah, a Sledgehammer to the face seems to have that side effect.

Marcus: Youjinbou back into the ring now, and Sexy J follows... Sexy J throws Youjinbou to the corner, and... starts hammering him in the face! again and again! Youjinbou goes down, and Sexy J makes a cover... Youjinbou's foot is in the ropes though.

Mike: I think that coulda done it right there, but Sexy J made the mistake of not dragging Youjinbou away from the ropes.

Marcus: Youjinbou back to his feet and Sexy J throws him back into the corner... now he pulls him out, and... POWERBOMB INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! now Sexy J locks in a no hands Scorpion Deathlock! Greg Andrews comes to check, but Youjinbou's hands are on the ropes, and Sexy J is forced to break the hold.

Mike: it coulda been over right there too, but noo! Sexy J not smart enough to learn from his mistakes.

Marcus: Youjinbou back up, and he locks in a bearhug! Sexy J having none of that though, and he shoves Youjinbou off.

Marcus: Sexy J sets up Youjinbou, and... LIGHTS OUT!

Mike: CRITICAL!

Marcus: Greg Andrews over, and Youjinbou is knocked out, he calls for the bell and Sexy J picks up the win!

Mike: wow! Sexy J showing he's a force to be reckoned with... and I think Youjinbou might wanna think about a different profession... I know I wouldn't want him guarding my body.

Winner: Sexy J

Sexy J CRITICAL!'s Youjinbou with Lights Out