Youjinbou vs Phil Meyers

Marcus: Alright, I'm gonna return to my formal position as Play By Play announcer for this next match as Phil "Zangief" Meyers takes on Youjinbou.

Mike: what did you call me?

Marcus: no no no, Youjinbou's the name of the Stone Bros Incorporated's new bodyguard.

Mike: oh...

Marcus: bell rings and Youjinbou starts by hammering Zangief in the back with a double axe handle. Zangief back up, and Youjinbou hammers him right back down, and follows up with a big double knee drop to the back of Zangief!

Marcus: Zangief back up, and Youjinbou lands another big double axehandle to the back of Zangief to take him down.

Mike: Yourginboo looking good here early on.

Marcus: it's Youjinbou...

Mike: whatever

Marcus: Youjinbou showing no mercy now, staying on top of Zangief, he grabs him by the head, and... Coconut Crunch, driving Zangief's head into his knee.

Mike: Youcando showing just why he's a hell of a bodyguard, beating up Phil "Zangief" Meyers like he was nothing.

Marcus: umm... he sure is... as Youjinbou now locks in a bearhug, squeezing the life out of Zangief. The ref asking Zangief if he wants to give up, and Youjinbou now just throws him to the mat.

Marcus: Zangief back up, and Youjinbou grabs him, and... Enzuigiri!

Mike: The deadly back brain kick, and Youjinbou picks Zangief right back up!

Marcus: he does, and... nails him with a lariat to the back of the head!

Mike: Youjinbou's found his point of attack, and he's working it well, taking Zangief out with these shots to the back of the head.

Marcus: Zangief now grabs Youjinbou by the arm, and... short arm clothesline! Zangief getting some offense in here now! and he follows it up with a low blow!

Mike: Zangief here doing what he feels he needs to in order to win, and it looks like it may be working.

Marcus: Zangief now grabs Youjinbou by the throat, and... CHOKESLAM! Youjinbou gets back up slowly, and Zangief grabs him by the throat again, and... ANOTHER CHOKESLAM! a cover now, 1.....2...no, Youjinbou kicks out!

Mike: wow, two chokeslams and this Yougonba guy kicks out, he's pretty tough!

Marcus: he sure is... Zangief pulls Youjinbou back up again, and... Muscle Buster! Youjinbou lands hard on his neck, and now rolls out of the ring to take a breather.

Mike: excellent strategy by...

Marcus: by YOUJINBOU for god sakes! it's not really that hard!

Mike: fine, by YOU-JIN-BOU... happy?

Marcus: yes!

Marcus: Youjinbou rolls back in the ring, and Zangief lifts him up, and spins around... B REAL BOMB! he holds on, and Greg Andrews over to make the cover, 1......2.....NO! Youjinbou kicks out!

Marcus: Youjinbou back up, and Zangief grabs him by the throat... another chokeslam! Zangief now takes a run at the ropes, comes back, and... Vertical Splash! 1.....2.....3! that's it, Phil "Zangief" Meyers takes the win!

Mike: Impressive start by Youjinbou, but it was like he tired himself out kicking Zangief's ass, and didn't have enough in him to finish the match! Zangief gets the win here showing he's a force to be reckoned with in the singles division much like he was in the tag division.

Winner: Phil Meyers

Phil Meyers pins Youjinbou with a vertical splash after a chokeslam.