LOSERS BATTLE ROYAL: Jeff Roberts vs Plexor vs Conspiracy Victim vs Troy O'Connor
Marcus: Alright folks we start off with... well... a rather... umm... interesting match.
Mike: that's right, the Loser Battle Royal. The Heavyweight Tournament is basically over, and these guys didn't score a single point. So finally we're giving one of them a chance to win. I mean... unless some freak accident occurs, one of these men will be a winner right?
Marcus: I guess so.
Mike: and for those of you paying attention, there was one more guy that was supposed to be in here. Big Geoff Blitz also scored no points, but he's proving he's not only a loser, he's also a quitter by not participating
Marcus: Alright well the bell has run and off we go!
Marcus: These guys starting off a little slow here, maybe just trying to feel each other out... O'Connor pairing off with Roberts, Victim pairing off with Plexor... and already we see Victim choking Plexor, while O'Connor lays a headbutt into the back of Roberts head!
Mike: Good God! under a minute into this match and Troy O'Conner nearly takes Roberts Head off!
Marcus: yes, good burning lariat there to take down Block D's embarassment... and now Plexor walks in and capitalizes, using a Karelin lift to take Roberts down again!
Mike: what is this, the "beat up on Roberts" Battle Royal?
Marcus: I dunno but he's starting to wake up now... and Plexor now being DDTed by Victim!
Mike: Victim certainly not wasting any time here, he's wrestling like he's got a bus to catch!
Marcus: he certainly is, as gets ahold of himself and grabs Jeff Roberts from behind, and... Big Back Suplex!
Mike: That definitely had to hurt a little.
Marcus: these guys now slowing down a bit, being cautious I suppose, none of these guys want to lose again tonight.
Mike: Again is the key word, these guys are tired of losing, they want to be on the receiving end of the winning paycheck for once.
Marcus: Well O'Connor now grabbing ahold of Roberts, and... reverse Tombstone Piledriver!
Mike: a little spine compression never hurt anyone
Marcus: these guys giving it their all here tonight, as Plexor now lands a big Double Arm Suplex on the Conspiracy Victim. Victim lands hard on the mat, and O'Connor picks him up, as we see Plexor now nailing a twisting Suplex on Jeff Roberts!
Mike: well I guess these guys aren't satisfied with the ring, as O'Connor and Victim head outside to brawl!
Marcus: I suppose not, as Victim is nearly thrown in the crowd... wait, in the ring Roberts finally with some offense in this one as he connects with a big lariat on Plexor, and follows it up with a kneedrop to the head!
Mike: well I don't think Plexor is going to take that, he picks Jeff Roberts up, and... Exploder Suplex! Jeff is definitely dazed here now, Plexor picks him up again and ANOTHER ONE!
Marcus: who's doing Play by Play here?
Mike: sorry
Marcus: Jeff doesn't even seem to be phased by those, he pops right back up and nails Plexor with a jumping Piledriver! and look on the outside! Victim and O'Connor both swinging weapons, and BOTH CONNECT! good god!
Mike: which do you think hurts more, a Steel Chair or a Baseball Bat?
Marcus: I'd rather not find out! all 4 men now back in the ring, just brawling... Jeff now grabs O'Connor, and nails HIM with a Jumping Piledriver! Victim picking up Plexor for a Michinoku Driver 2!
Mike: these guys are just going for broke here, going for the neck, they're not just trying to win, they want to HURT each other!
Marcus: It sure looks that way, wait a minute, Victim and Roberts working together now as they nail a huge Double team Ace Crusher on Plexor!
Mike: what the HELL!? a submission? where'd that come from!?
Marcus: I dunno a half crab and it looks like Troy O'Connor is out of this one! that brawling on the outside must have really taken it out of him!
Mike: and the losing streak continues!
Marcus: It sure does... we're down to 3 now, as Jeff Roberts starting to go to work here, nailing another jumping piledriver on Plexor!
Mike: Roberts really working that neck, Plexor's gonna be sore in the morning
Marcus: he sure is, wait a minute backslide by Roberts onto Plexor, but Victim breaks the pin up!
Mike: this isn't an instant replay folks! Victim and Roberts continuing to work together, again with that double team Ace Crusher!
Marcus: Victim follows up, with a high pressure Boston Crab, and... Plexor taps!!! that's it, we're down to two men, Victim vs Roberts!
Mike: Finally, one of these men will win!
Marcus: Roberts quickly grabbing Victim and tossing him to the mat, follows it up with a running knee drop. Roberts grabs the bat, and... he nails Victim in the head! again! again!
Mike: he might wanna change his name to Assault Victim after this one, because that's exactly what this is, Jeff Roberts is assaulting Victim with that bat!
Marcus: Roberts now attempts to throw Victim to the ropes, Victim counters... follows in with a jumping calf kick, but Roberts rolls out of the way! Roberts picks Victim up, and... Lariats him right back down! a cover, 1......2... and no!
Mike: Victim kicking up before the ref even starts bringing his hand down. Roberts better get workin if he wants to put this guy away!
Marcus: Roberts now goes back to the bat, he swings, and misses... Victim grabs the bat, throws it down, underhookes Roberts... REVERSE TIGERDRIVER ON THE BAT! he quickly follows with a half crab, but nothin doin, Roberts refuses to tap, and Victim releases the hold!
Mike: Roberts showing a lot more toughness than he did in his Tournament matches.
Marcus: he sure is Mike as Roberts quickly turns the tables and slams Victim down, he goes to the top... DOUBLE KNEE DROP OFF THE TOP! and there goes Victim's lunch!
Mike: it sure does, wait a minute... what is this?!
Marcus: Roberts picks Victim up, and holds him there... HUGE JUMPING PILEDRIVER! and Victim is OUT COLD!!!
Mike: and look at Roberts, he knows it, and he loves it! he's tellin the crowd that it's over, he nearly killed the Conspiracy Victim with that one!
