July 19, 2004
I Guess I've Got A Thing With Birds
I found this picture of me in sixth grade holding a red-tailed hawk. His name was Rocky, but naturally I chose to call him Tobias. When the flash went off he slapped me right in the face. Slap. He then said, "I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy. I was having too much fun."

July 9, 2004
According To My Keychain, Griffin Means "I Shall Conquer"
I think it's safe to say that I have the most badass last name in the world. Unless your name is Badass McGee, you're not cooler than I am. The Griffin owns both the sky and the land. Fuck, there is nothing cooler than a half-lion-half-eagle.

Even I tremble at the sight of one of these. If you have a cooler name, try me.

July 8, 2004
I'm Out There, Jerry, And I'm Loving Every Minute Of It
While I was in the bathroom I saw my brother's L'Oreal Mega Hold Hair Gel. So I tried it to see what it's like. I wouldn't say that it has a mega hold, but it does smell good. And I guess my hair is a little more rigid.

Sometimes I like putting things in my hair to see what happens.

July 5, 2004
Happy Fifth, Bitches

fourth of july pictures. i'll have more up later of the after party with pictures courtesy of adam.

July 2, 2004
Not To Mention I Have A Few Grey Hairs
Anyone who has sat behind me in class could tell you that I shed my hair often. It's probably only more noticeable on me than others because I wear black shirts everyday. Every morning before going to school or going out I take one of my several rolling lint removers, focusing mainly between my shoulder blades. (Side note: holy crap that was the fattest fly I've ever seen.) Fortunately, there are good people out there who are impatient enough to get fed up with my shedding, and patient enough to pick it off me. Sometimes, I'll even get the honor of helping one of them. Because your hair falling out a little is perfectly normal.

Falling out in clumps isn't, and that's what has been happening for weeks. You'd think that that would happen during the school year, wouldn't you? While I'm stressed, though school has never stressed me out. But while I'm... flustered. Because school certainly flusters me. Summer does not. Though I'm disappointed that I have nothing to do this vacation, I'm no longer worrying about it. I'm not worrying about anything. So why is my hair falling out? Every time I touch it there are at least five strands of hair left on my fingers.

It's becoming quite disheartening.

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