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helllloooo, helloooo, why don't you answer questions (hits face) hellllooo.
-J. K. ~~~~~~~~~
it wears me out.

Oh I am so up for it. And perhaps we could stay up all night talking? And, listening to 80's songs? Oh, and quoting lines from all those movies that we love?
-Tori Roe
i cherish sleep, have avoided listening to music altogether lately, and i don't watch movies, nevermind love them. the only movie i love is field of dreams, and god help me if that hasn't been quoted enough.

hey molly, hows about you and me go and light some fireworks in parking lots illuminate the blackest night? Maybe have a few Cherry Cokes, even though I don't really like Cherry Cokes. Tori, you should definitely come too.
-bunnystiltskins
fireworks are illegal, there's no such thing as a blackest night unless you're in some deserted place, and i don't like soda, nevermind cherry coke. i'm such a downer.

the spiders told me to tap dance, but I didn't want to tap dance...what should I do?
-sleepless ron
there is such thing as playing out jokes, i hope you know. i can't even laugh at it anymore. i suppose i shall say it anyway, to avoid chastisement, though i'm sure i've earned it already. ...you tell those spiders, ron.

wai...they dont love you like i love you...wai....they dont love you like i love you...ahhhahahhhahahahhhhahahaahhhahah... My band rules, agreed?
-Karen O
Disagreed. Yeah Yeah Yeahs suck.

why don't you wanna go to emerson anymore?
-katiker
writing is not my thing, i don't know why i ever thought it was.

Would the other bunnies, besides PapaBunny, sever the limbs off your torso in sleep? Then, burn what remains so the world may now see? NO LONGER will I wait for your an....swer.
-.To.ri.
Probs not but I haven't given them the chance. Maybe they'll surprise me.

Which ones the dog- Milo or Otis?
-Tony
Otis! Duhhhh.

did you take that picture of the white and orange flowers that's at the top of your site?
-ashley
Yes I did. They're in our garden; actually, I think they're dead now. Flowers really have short lives. You'd think with all the trouble they go through with photosynthesis, they'd be able to hang in there for a bit longer. Also, the picture of the bunny that will also appear at the top of the page is from the garden, located right next to wear those flowers formerly were. I think my cat knocked it over. He too is featured at the top of the page; the black and white one. Mo. And hey, boy was I off with my Survivor guess, neh? Rob and Amber disgust me; Rupert's so getting that extra million though, no doubt about it.

ok, so for survivor...who do you think will be in the final two? and out of those two who do you think will win, and why?
-ashley
I'm betting that Boston Rob will win the next immunity, and Jenna will be out. Then I think Rupert will win immunity, and pick Amber to be in the final two. Rupert will win because he didn't associate himself with Boston Rob, who is practically responsible for the entire jury: Lex, Alicia, Tom, Kathy too I think. He's been too manipulative and Amber will be guilty by association. Go Rupert.

So you know, about Earnest. If we were to put this here show on...would you see me as more of a...Lady Bracknell? or, Miss Prism? I've been pondering both...
-Man I just keep asking questions
I assume this is Tori? !!! NBS=Tory. How odd... I see you as a Miss Prism. Lady Bracknell is a very abrasive woman, and I don't see you as being as crazy as she is. Plus, I'd say you remind me more of Danielle than Greta, who played Prism and Bracknell, respectively. Is NDA putting it on next year then?

Sigh, I suppose summer isn't very good on the whole...but maybe one day it will be nearly as good, or just as good, as the Guy says it is...or is that just foolish optimism? Probs.
Truly,
Tori and her neck, which fucking hurts
Sure, some days are good. But some school days are, too. Sorry, I'm probably ruining your summers. Bummer.

Eyey, I don't think the nicest guy in the world can be a total lying bastard, do you?
-Victoriorioria
Well has summer been great yet? No, because no one really does the things Mr. Nice talks about. We all sit inside thinking it would be cool, and before you know it it's schooltime. So I don't like that he lied to me. Perhaps those were not his intentions, but summer is never as great as he claims it is.

so i popped in my ataris cd, which i havent listened to in a year. And i got realllly excited for summer and was like "o-m-g...wheres molly??!" anyways...why do the ataris get me excited for summertime?
-Katy
Because they're a bunch of lying bastards. Summer is going to suck just like it always does. I don't care how many plans you make, it just sucks. Granted, it's better than school, but it sucks anyway, it's never worth it. This is not going to be the best summer ever, just like last year wasn't, so don't lie to yourself.

you going to warped tour? if your not planning on it you really should. i think it would be hilarious to bump into you in the coheed pit or something, even though i probably wouldn't recognize you seeing as how I've only seen you once. small matter.
-John
No I'm afraid I won't be going to Warped Tour. For one thing, I've got band camp all that week, and I'm section leader [Hautboys] so I can't not be there. Also, I don't really desire to go anyway... I did two years ago, and sort of did last year, but Mom said, "Not until you're 16." And now that I'm 16, I don't even want to go anymore. I have too much of a temper to spend an entire day in the hot sun with a bunch of obnoxious people and music all around me. So I guess I'll go to band camp instead, namean.

What does fashion have to do with the Victoria Secret Fashion Show? I mean, it has the word fashion in it, but still�
-Tony
It was a typo. They meant naked, not fashion.

why?
-y
shut it up you.

why do you enjoy taking pictures of my butt?
-katy
look, i don't like my job okay? no one likes their job. but we've all got to make a living. maybe if you'd stop exposing your butt all the time i could find a job i like.

Last night, while everyone was sleeping, I drove through my old neighborhood, and resurrected memories from ashes... It's quite a trick, you know...We said that we would never fit in, when we were really just like them...Now tell me...Does rebellion ever make a difference?
-The Nicest Guy in the World(according to you guys, cause I would never think that of myself)
Haha oh Kris. You know you're the Nicest Guy in the World. Unless you're really rebelling against something important, I don't think it does make a difference. Like, not fitting in? Why do people have to try to do that? Who wants to be completely different from everyone else? That just makes you end up friendless. Once, I was talking to Dr. Griswold about the people in my school that he sees and how they're all so ridiculously against conformity. Okay, conforming to the point that you're completely changing your person is stupid. Then I finally yelled, "What is so wrong with common ground!" And he gave me this look like, You've arrived at the point. And I was like, wow you're smart. The moral of the story is, rebelling just to rebel is lame. The second moral of the story is, I love you Kris.

Where�s Jessica Simpson??? (And does anyone even really care?)
-Everyone on Kwame�s team
I missd the finale but I know Bill one. I totally called that. I want to marry Bill. Mainly because he's hot, second because he's famous, third because he's charming, negative-one because he owns cigar companies meaning he smokes. And that is a downer.

Why? Why?!?!?!?! Why�d they do it? The saddest news I heard all day: no more Victoria Secret Fashion Shows on the TV! I may be a complete loser, but I like those. It just makes me sad. Why? You must know their logic, oh Omniscient Molly (and not their lame halftime show explanation; I sense a conspiracy). Perhaps you can explain this to me. It just doesn�t make sense. It�s like being told �Santa isn�t coming next year.� It really is the saddest thing I�ve heard all day, all week even. And this is the same day that I found out that the John and Rrebbecca (when in doubt�) Stamos people are separating (if the ex costar of a crappy family sitcom and current star of crappy phone ads can�t last with an ex model and current star of crappy movies, then what hope does that give the rest of us?). Please, somehow make me feel better about this� or at least explain it so it makes sense. You may not care at all, let alone as much as me, or are possibly glad it�s gone. But if you could just look beyond that�
- A very sad and confused Tony
I, obviously, don't condone any sort of fashion show. The only fashion this world needs is three good pairs of pants, a couple shirts, and some underwear, that'll take you through the week. If anyone's noticed the pant scheme I have, they haven't said anything; they're all the same brand, so none's the wiser. And what crappy movies has Rebecca Romijn-Stamos been in lately? Last I remember, she was in X-Men 2, and that movie ruled. When's 3 coming out? And perhaps these questions could be... shorter. Because those were really quite simple: Why'd they cancel it, why'd they break up. And these questions are like wicked long. You must exercise your word-limiting. Oh hey Anthony, I saw Coheed and Cambria last night, met the great Claudio Sanchez. What.

Here's a little Easter-themed query for you, Molly: Now for the chocolate bunnies, which section do you chomp first? The ears? The face? The tail? I am most curious.
P.S. I saw t w o Scarecrow Hill stickers at the local Hanover Dunk'n'Donuts. What on earth were they doing there?
P.P.S. Happy Easter.
-Torious
The ears, of course. How can you start with the face? Seems odd. But yeah, I always start with the ears. I rarely eat chocolate bunnies anyway though, because we've sort of half given up on Easter and I don't eat candy anyway. Not a huge fan of candy. Oh, and PS, because Scarecrow Hill is known in four different countries, including Kuwait! Or something, I forget. And PPS, happy easter to you toooo.

Dearest Molly, I was ever-so excited when you told me today that: 1) I have a fan, 2) Your site is back again. I love you like a yum-yum tree under which I first proposed to Cecily. I love Eric to death, but, do you think he is perhaps crazy? If he's crazy, I respect it though. HE GOES BLIND. GET IT? masturbation Steph, do you remember that too? God what an amazing time. I can't wait for summer months of theater. Can you Molly-o?
-Bunny
I don't think Eric's crazy, no. Bizarre, yeah. I don't like when he calls me, because he always tell me to work on projection, so I'm like "HI ERIC!" And he talks all quiet on the phone like "hello molly how's school?" He always wants to know how school is going. I've decided that I don't want to play an old man again. First the King, then Lane, it was hard, especially since when I play men I automatically go to an English accent. I couldn't play a girl with a high voice though, because I can't do high voices. Mmpretty much I'd like to play myself on stage if that would be okay, Eric, kthxbye. I can't wait for summer though.

I'm really sorry. I guess I wasn't thinking when I made that joke. but I swear that I meant absolutely nothing by it. The only thing it was based on was the fact that the site went was closed and then reopened. I really didn't mean to imply any of that. I never think before I speak. I'm really sorry that you interpretted it that way and that I maybe hurt your feelings. I feel like such a jackass. I guess I need to ask a question for this to belong here... Are you going to hold this against me? -A VERY sorry Anthony
no.

Will you tell Lauren/Bunny/Cordelia/whatever she wants to be called (I prefer Lauren, but that�s just me. I�d feel funny calling someone bunny. And that kind of rhymed.) that she does have a fan from Maine? I�m a big fan of hers. I�ve been a fan of her work since the beginning. From citing McBeth (Well, I haven�t seen it, but I�ve heard good things), to talking about HJO (though I have no idea who is meant by this. HJO? Are those initial, cuz�), to her referencing The Little Mermaid, a movie I don�t have any strong feelings for either way. Hmmmm. So wait� why am I fan again? Oh, I guess I do like fruit roll-ups. So for that, I�m a huge fan. A HUGE FAN. I was thinking of starting a fan club, but then I realized I don�t have the resources.
(Well, alright. So I really only know of her from Ask section, but I just had to express my admiration for her. And many of your other friends, too. Except that shifty Roupanonymity. I�m keeping my eye on him {Alright, so I don�t know any of these people. Whatever.})
-Tony, Lauren's biggest fan
Dear Lauren, Anthony has a huge crush on you. Yours, Molly. Here's a conversation I had with John (your best friend from maine) about HJO:
John: who the hell is hjo
Me: haley joel osment, of course
John: what did he do to deserve your love, molly?
Me: three words: pay it forward
John: three words: kid got knifed
Good times. I never really liked the little mermaid. It's not weird to call her Bunny, that's been her name for like forever. And Cordelia was just her name in her recent play, Kokonut Island. (Dear Lauren, I didn't like the "lolonut" joke at all. I don't remember who said it but that joke was so desperate it made me cringe. Kind of harsh, but I'm not one to hold back. Yours forever and always, Molly.) Oh and you're a smart one keeping an eye on Roup, who I never call Roup ever, it's just Alex. He's bizarre. Keep an eye on Ryan too, who's never asked a question here, but today he told me "I think you're an amazing technicolor dreamcoat," to which I proceeded to laugh hysterically. wtf am i talking about. Late.

You know I was joking, right?
-Tony
Quite an insensitive joke then, since you were implying that I scheme to make people visit, which, once you read into it, is saying that I'm pretending depression in order to get attention, which, when you read further into it, is saying that I am nothing but a teenager with teenager problems. Besides, what would I want more attention for, traffic never died down anyway.

Was the shutting down the site thing really a strategy to cultivate more interest in the site, like a promotion? Come on, you can tell me. Kinda like the �You can�t come� thing for Cartmanland. Or do you not watch the South Park? Whatever the case� (Sorry, I promised I�d cut down, but this is so much fun for some reason)
-Tony the master sleuth
Heavens no. I was just reaching the pinnacle of self-loathing and I couldn't share anything anymore. I had been crying every night and I'm wasting my mom's money because everytime I go to Maxine I say I'm fine even though I'm dying and I tell her nothing is bothering me and what the fuck am I going to a psychologist for if I can't even bring myself to tell her anything? No, this is not a "promotion." I wasn't even planning on bringing it back, except I was getting bored. I still hate this site. No, and I told you the reason why I shut it down. After telling my brother that I really hadn't been okay for months and he told my psychologist, I figured I can't share anything with people anymore. I just told her nothing was wrong, he misinterpreted, and moved on. I still don't plan on sharing much of anything. I won't share the real problems going on. No doubt someone will tip off Maxine and I really don't want to talk to her anymore. Not really mad at Pat anymore, but I don't talk to her anyway, I sit there and stare at the Japanese painting she has on the wall and listen to her talk about her school. I feel foolish there. This is no place to be writing this. I am going to go write in my diary now. You probably think this is some kind of cry for attention too, don't you? Oh I haven't even begun. And I won't ever begin.

Oh, yeah� Have you seen my thread on the Co&Ca message boards? �I cracked the DiJC Code� (or something like that)? I�m sure you could search for it there. It�s interesting� Also, I have some interpretations of songs I could send. If you want. But I really would appreciate it if you, or anyone who reads this and cares about Co&Ca, would check out my post. Not that the subtitles for the DiJC video really say anything of importance.
-Anthony, Code-breaker extraordinaire, Coheedandcambria.com
I did see that a while ago, sorry I never mentioned it in my responses. I'm not sure those subt�tulos have any relevance to the plot, but it's very interesting what you discovered. And the way the rest of the board responded was shocking. Message boards have terrible people with nothing good to say, especially to the "noobs" or new-comers. Very good start in that respect.

Do you know what endriago means in English? According to my Spanish dictionary� �Fabulous monster.� I saw it accidentally while looking in the E section for something. Then I started cracking up in the middle of Spanish class and no one knew why. It beats my previous favorite� golosinear. �To go around eating candy.� It probably wouldn�t be funny at all if it wasn�t for the �go around� part. Anyway� Wait, that wasn�t really a question. Ok, um� Do you think that this is as funny as I do? I mean, fabulous monster? Those crazy Spaniards.
-EL ANTONIO
We've got a word for fabulous monster here in America--Hilary Duff. I know it's two words, shut up. And the only reason they tack on that fabulous is because too much hate makes Hilary Duff cry. And, since she's manufactured, all of those tears would rust her gears and she'd be like the tin man. And Hilary Duff hates being oily which is why she carries around Clean & Clear oil-free face cloths and golosinea. Probablemente est� golosineando ahora mismo. I rule at Spanish. But yeah, sometimes Spanish dictionaries will show you craaazy words. But English dictionaries especialmente. Once, last year in English, Katie and I were looking through the glossary (one of my top favorite words) and we found two words we especially liked: ejaculate and baboosh. An ejaculation is an exclammation, and a baboosh is an African backless moccasin. I actually forgot what the word was, all I remembered was African moccasin. I kept thinking babushka. So I went to Ask.com, typed "african back-less moccasin" which brought me to The History of Footwear - Sandals, where I then proceeded to the glossary. Good times.

weeeee. it's baaaack. : ) that's all.
-not really a question asked by tori
Yes Tori, it is. Just for you.

I'm gonna do the Emerson thing too I think. Between that, theatre and working at the Beach Club, it's gonna be a busy summer I think, but it should be good. And we'll have to fit in some Bramhalls trips this time. Which elective are you gonna take for the Emmerson thing? I'm thinking either the real life personal narrative thing, or fantasy fiction.
-Napthali (the fourth son of Jacob!)
Yeah I'm excited about this summer. Between theatre, Emerson, and band, I will also have a busy summer, except I won't be working. I was going to apply at the plantation gift shop (which, funnily enough, is right next to the food court. it would be funny to laugh at all my ex-coworkers) but decided that I just don't have time. And of course we will go to Bramhalls. We should swear on at least once a week, a Bramhalls visit. Ohoh. I'm taking the Fundamentals of Fiction and Writing Real Life. Pleeease take them, because it would be pointless to be in separate classes, especially since they're held on different days and the train situation would fall apart. I think this is going to be really fun.

Does getting a domain really make sense if you're just going to close it down eventually?
-Antonio
Does buying a house really make sense if you're not going to live in it forever? Does buying a hamster make sense if there are a million ways that can and will kill it within the next two months? Of course I will close it down eventually, but that's the same as asking what's the point of having this geoshitties site if it just sucks? I want a domain because: one, chocolatedrink.com is magnifico; two, FTP, moveable type or greymatter, and no popups is magnifico; three, SO much more space. so much. Rather than having to write and save entries on individual pages, which requires frames, which i don't want to have, i can just type it up in wherever (i've yet to decide) and it'll just be great. i can't wait. seeing all the sites i've seen, i'm just really excited. i emailed lisa and asked where she hosts her site, so i'm just waiting for a reply. i'm thinking cyberpixels.com if her suggestion is too expensive. it's only six dollars a month. plus i'll become a master website person. maybe. geocities is just too constricting, it goes down if too many people view it, and yeah.

Man, spelling your name backwards is just too cool. Too true. Dear Molly, isn't Anthony fantasmical...(cite Macbeth.) I would be oh so terribly excited if I had a fan from Maine. Dear Molly, my aunt has a house in Maine. Yes, yes she does, it's in Cornish Maine. It is a mile from anyplace else. Isn't that fabulous. Will you come up to this retreat this summer? Wonderful.
And she screamed Molly-oo dear Molly-oo, I wish god dammit we'll make it if you believe MSG...get it...M.S.G.? Of course you do.
-Love, Cordelia/Ynnub Yphrum
Dear Lauren, I hate the name Cordelia. And I don't think I will be able to join you at this retreat over the summer, seeing as I'm doing a ton of shit. Between band and theatre and Emerson, not to mention my psychology sessions every two weeks and my guitar lessons every Wednesday, I will be quite busy. Not too busy though. Not too busy that I can't party at your Massachusetts retreat. Because no doubt there will be parties at your Massachusetts retreat. People like to laugh at the MSG thing. Whatever, it just makes me even more terrifying. Siobhan. I've grown to like it. For a while I thought I'd name a kid Siobhan, if I had three girls (it's my last choice, the first two being Colleen and Ava, and I'm only having three kids), but I don't think so anymore. I need to find another one. Op, this has nothing to do with what you said. Ta.

how did you discover that there even WAS a storyline behind the Coheed cds. from listening to it, if i didn't already know, i would think it was just music with some strange strange lyrics.
-John
I don't remember how I found out. My brother probably told me or something. I've known for a while that the songs were based loosely around the graphic novel (Claudio's euphemism for comic book) but I never knew it was totally... just completely about the story. I'd always say, "Man, he uses tons of names in this. Josephine, Moriah, Claudio, Ambellina, Jesse..." And then, it all made sense. The Coheed message boards have tons of information on it, but it's more fun to try and decipher it yourself. One of these days when we have another chat, you'll just have to join in and help us figure it out, John. We're rather stuck on the first CD.

There hasn't been a question from someone round these parts for a bit. So, you know, here I am writing one. If your name were Newo Ikkin, I'd say Dear Newo Ikkin, how's Apollo been treating you? But since it's not, I'll ask Dear Niffirg Yllom, how's Apollo been treating you?
Truly,
Irot. I rot. I may rot in hell.
Haha. Yeah, quite some time since the last question. You forgot the Nahbois in my name. I say my name backwards all the time. By all the time I mean whenever backwardness is being discussed, which isn't often. God I have to pee. Oh, Apollo. Apollo's just sitting on the couch watching the Denis Leary show or something. She just finished watching a rerun of Apprentice, which was great because I could watch Omorosa get fired a million times and it wouldn't get old. Apollo says so too. Postscript, you don't rot, but my mom says "that rots" a lot.

(P.S. Hedburg is cool {I just read the Itchy Arm magic numbered dealy [Did you ever have the whatchmacallit candy bar, or whatever it's called?] and was compelled to write that after beginning my "post script" or whatever (But isn't it still script... or was it ever really technically script?)}
P.P.S. sorry for all this, I feel like I've kind of launched a hostile takeover on this site... I'm not sure what my problem is <=== [the original intent of the PS]
PPPS (dont you hate people who keep putting p's in PS and make more and more post script things? me too) I think I know why I'm being such an insensitive [prick?] and hogging/polluting your site: I don't really keep a journal thing and this is my way of letting stuff out in a way... but don't panic* its like a bursting dam, pretty soon the waters will settle. I used to keep a "log," as the document was titled, on my computer. I figured, "Hey, paper eventually decomposes and I'll probably lose it anyway, so I'll use a computer." Ironically, my computer committed suicide and I didn't back anything up {I still keep it incase it is somehow recoverable, the computer that is} so I lost it all. I've gotten a new one since, but I can't go back to recording thoughts and stuff after what happened and there being a danger of losing it all. It's like the falling off a horse thing; I'd just mutter "[fuck] it" and walk away, [i don't know what swear it is] off. screw those who say you should get back on! It's up to the person, and it doesn't make you bad for giving up sometimes. Wow, this is depressing me)
*Speaking of which, have you ever read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books? those are like my all-time faves
-Tony, for the last time 'till at least Monday (promise)
I really loved Whatchamacallit's I think. No, just kidding. I liked Whoppers. I don't anymore, I'm not a big fan of candy. And don't worry, there is a lot more to this site than just ask a question, so you're not taking over. But if you do... those who know me know that I'm shaking my fist right now and glaring real mad-like. I keep this online journal for real important, long things I need to say, and I keep a real diary for the livejournal-like entries. You know, the typical, "soo my day was boring. school was a drag. i got a paper cut just now and my cat's sitting on my feet. anyway i'm tired." Because come on. No one really wants to read that, unless it's made into a cool Go Ask Alice type book. I haven't read the Hitchhiker's Guides, no, but it's funny you say that, because the aforementioned John from Maine gave it to Steph for her birthday! You guys seriously are best friends.

I'm not creeping you out, am I? (what is it with me and that word? And how low is my self-esteem if I think that everyone thinks I'm creepy? I don't think anyone has ever called me creepy, and I don't view myself as creepy, but it has been my experience that when people say bad things about people, those people who things are said about do not know about those other people saying those things {wow, that was confusing}. In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that one of my kinda-friends secretly hates me. I have lots of reasons for believing this, but I won't get into it now)
-me
You're not creeping me out. And sometimes, when people laugh at inside jokes, I wonder if they're making fun of me. At which point I interrupt them so they can't keep making fun of me.

Do you ever feel the urge to compact all of your garbage into one tight little undesirable, easily-throw-away-able thing? Like, for instance, jamming all your wrappers and crap into a milk carton at lunch before throwing it out? Or something similar with fast food? (I'm asking because I just ate some McDonalds {though I'm not a huge fan} and I crumpled up the burger wrappers and stuck them in the empty fry thing, and put that in the empty drink thing, and then was reminded of my lunchtime habits and wondered if I'm the only one who's like this)
-Anthony, A spider hole in Iraq
I bring a brown paper bag to lunch, so I just put everything back in there and throw it out when I'm done. I do that sometimes, though. Like, when I eat my poptarts, I don't take a plate, I just put them on a napkin. When I'm done, I put the napkin in my paper cup and throw that away. I'm all about paper items because I don't want my mom to have too many dishes to do. Or worse, if I have to do the dishes.

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, then why do people still use the same old philosophical cliches and try to sound deep?
-Anthony (Not feeling creative anymore)
Because people are stupid and love cliches. Everytime someone uses that stupid tree falls in the forest thing, I answer because rhetorical questions are just a selfish way to get your own opinion out there but you won't accept anyone else's. Like going on forever about something, then when someone counters, saying, "I don't like to argue." Rhetorical questions suck, especially if they're used all the time. If you can come up with your own, then great, maybe it's interesting, but don't nobody pull that tree shit on me.

How do you feel about the recent Oscar sweep that LOTR: ROTK made? (I think it's weird I leave long message, but am too lazy to write out the entire names of great.... uh, stuff (like: IKSSE:3 and LOTR: ROTK and SSTB))
(I'm determined to see such a great site as yours get attention... if even it has to settle for mine)
(About the babble after my name) I know it's considered weird by some, but accepted by many, to talk to yourself... but to type to yourself? And answer? I dunno...)
-Anfernee, the only black kid in Maine ("But you're name's not Anfernee, and your not black") Sssh! PS, you mixed up you're yours.
I never mix up my yours and you'res. I obsess over English. And I was thrilled to see LOTR win so many well-deserved awards. I kind of feel bad for the other movies, but come on. ROTK was amazing, I cried both times I saw it. I'm not sure I want much attention for this site. About a year or so ago, some older person came across this site, and at the time I was really depressed and writing about bad things, and this person wrote me a long email basically saying, suck it up and deal, you're exaggerating. It was this big psychoanalysis, they assumed I was a drama queen, a typical teenager, and whatever. It was stupid and I obsessed about it for days because I get nervous about strangers' opinions of my writing. Even friends' opinions. I've got a big writing project under way, but I only have one person I know reading it because I don't know what people will think. I'm really quite self-conscious.

Is there really such thing as diving rods? it really is a peculiar concept, and I don't see how it could actually work. Or maybe I misunderstand what one is... (I think it's a forked stick that finds water or something)
-Anthony from Maine (where the titles of 1/3 of all local stores contain the clever phrase "Maine-ia," "Maine-iac" or "maine-ly." For instance: "Bagel Maine-ia" and "Mainely Gymnastics"
What the fuck is a diving rod. Oh wait, those things. Yes, they're real, my teacher brought one into class in third grade. I doubt they work well, but apparently, there are two ends which you hold on to, then they come together into one end, and magnatism attracts it to water... I'm sure it's something like, it can detect the positive ions of the whatever, I don't remember the science of water. But they're real.

I really know very little of you and your background... Where did the title Molly Awesome originate? (I apologize for all of this, but the weekend is coming and I want to get this all out of the way. And don't feel rushed or stressed like you have to answer it all right away or whatever)
-Tony, which backwards is "y not?" ... well, i guess I'd need a ? at the beginning... but same thing
Haha. I've been getting this question a lot lately. Molly Awesome. Well, actually, I'm trying to discourage people from calling me that in public now because it makes me feel like a jerk. But as for its history. On a fine day in June, my friends Steph, Katy, Katie, and I were on our way heading to Six Flags New England. We passed many billboards on the way, and on one, for some advertisement was someone's name. It was like, JANE A. SMITH or something typical. Katie said, "I hope that A stands for like, Awesome." Everything is sort of a blur from here, but I think she also suggested Awesome as my own middle name, and I just said, no it should be my last name. That's it, really. Most everyone knows it as my nickname, and I used to write it on homework last year (to which my science teacher circled it and wrote "most of the time") but it's gotten kind of old.

Do you know the name of that universal language (and don't say music or love or anything like that, please)? I totally forgot what it was called and it's driving me crazy! Thanks.
-Anh (I feel those letters are often neglected in my name, like there's a four man team being picked in gym. would be T. And he's like "Ok, N, umm... and Y..... and, I guess I need a vowel... O!
The universal language... I want to say like, hand gestures, but only because they always say that crossing your hands over your throat is "the universal sign for choking." Do you mean actually spoken? I'd say English but that's because I speak it; I don't know how many other countries have it as a main language. I just put in a search for google, and I got math... I'm not sure man.

In regards the response you gave to my first question, a few messages down: Wow! You know John? I know a John (What an uncommon name)! In fact, I know several Johns! Do you know them all? (FYI: If you have cable and get Cartoon Network and are up that late, they show Family Guy at 11:00 on weeknights {Wow, there are a lot of conditions concerning the viewing of this particular television show}. Unfortunately, my cable doesn't come with Cartoon Network; I don't get the extra channels {even if the people I know in all the surrounding towns do})
-Tony, kingpin of the Maine Mafia, as well as Italian restaurant owner (the name kind of dictates what occupations I'm allowed to have) I feel like I stole that from somewhere...
I probably know all the Johns, yeah. I know like, 3 or 4. And unfortunately, Pa doesn't let me stay up that late on school nights, except on Thursdays which is back-to-back Survivor and Apprentice, or if it's for homework.

do you intend your site to make people think of the the time in thier life between ages 6-12. you must. or else you wouldn't hit it right on the dot so well.
-Friend John
I hadn't noticed I was writing so much about my earlier years until the hornets, I think. (Speaking of which, Natalie has many hornets right now, I have none, therefore I win.) I suppose it is because everything that happened then has happened, it's over and done with, so it's easier to look at as a whole. I often find that when I write about something happening currently it's very difficult and I get frustrated at the way I sound, and what if something changes the next day? I'll have to take back everything I said, except I can't because I refuse to delete any entries. So looking back on my elementary school years is much easier, because it's not like Primary Colors is seriously coming back. I don't have to worry about what will happen and there's no bias anymore. I don't think I explained that very well. But I hope your life from 6-12 is worth remembering if I do indeed hit it on the dot, for I wouldn't want to bring up bad memories.

How do you answer these so quickly? I just posted it hours ago at school, and now I see a response, still at school. It's odd. (I'm at school this late because I work on our school's lame Art and Lit Magazine, Epiphany) Do you have access to the space/time continuim?
-A confused and surprised Mainah
I answer these so quickly because I am conceded and visit my own site several times a day to admire my work. How often does your Lit Mag come out in the course of the year? We have one annual Lit Mag, and one annual school newspaper. It's ridiculous. I scold people who say ridonkulus, or just ridonk. And no, I don't have access to the space/time continuum because I have a firewall and it doesn't let me access.

Molly, how do your friends feel about some creepy outsider infiltrating your little online community? Do they even know? Does anyone come here anymore?
And why is the time given under asked questions so off?
-It's a mystery
Aw they don't care. It would be weird of them to get mad about someone from Maine reading my site. If I only wanted them to read it, I'd protect it with a password. I just had a big conversation with my dog. She's not jealous either. But yes, they do know, because the first question asked in days, weeks, even, was from someone I didn't know. And I was like, hey look. Someone from Maine comes here. And they were like, I want to see. I think they check in every so often. But then, I only update when I see fit. If nothing strikes me as important, I won't write. I'm boring. As for the time, it's probably a west coast time.

Molly, how do you know what people have searched for to find your site?
(PS, that search was probably one of mine, I had read the ask section, that's how I found you remember? So i typed in words I remembered that would be unique to your site)
-El Antonio de Maine, un lugar muy divertido
Ahaha your name is Antonio. Spanish will do that to you. I know what people have searched for because despite all of geocities many flaws, they offer this neat little stats page that shows how many times each page is viewed, at what time, the resolution of most screens, and, if applicable, keywords people used that got me. And yes, that makes sense now that it would be you with the primary colors.

Is there some kind of "master page" or home page for your site or something that allows access to all the other pages? Because as it is, I can really only get to the ask page and then a few others and so I was wondering if there was such a page (it would make things easier). Thanks. Oh, yeah, andis there an actual site name to type in, I have to look through google in much the same way as I accidentally found it.
-Anthony, the deserted wilderness that is Maine
The web address I use is http://satirizing.cjb.net because the geocities address is too long, and I hate geocities anyway. I don't think this site shows up on search engines unless it's something obscure. Oh man, people search some weird things to find my site. Some of my favorites are "stalking movies on lifetime," "you like-a the juice," "hate myself+guilt+low self esteem+depressed," and "ask molly primary colors steph." The last one had to have been someone who knew me. Which is weird because if they knew me, why didn't they just put the address in. Iunno. Oh. But the site name is A Day Late. You know, a day late a buck short i'm writing the report. I doubt you'll find it on google, it's commonly used. Perhaps Satirizing Behavior would have results, as it was the old site name. http://satirizing.cjb.net is easier.

[Please refer to the Ask A Question above to view messages.]
-Anthony from Maine
Dear Anthony,
I don't think it's creepy. In fact, I think it's cool that you came here because besides my friends I don't think anyone else does. Or if they do, they don't say anything. So thank you for saying something. First, Coheed and Cambria is so bomb. For real, I love them very much, and my friends and I are working out the plot constantly. While it is rather bizarre that you say you've fallen in love with me, I think it's cool too because that means my writing really reflects me. And that sounded really lame. Regardless, thank you anyway. In regards to Family Guy, I always wanted to watch it, and I've seen a few episodes (mostly on the bus to our big band competition, then they turned it off because it's "offensive." and i was like, hey, that is my family. we griffins are just like that) but I never saw very much. And yes, the past few Simpsons seasons haven't been that great, they're really running out of ideas. I laughed a lot because you capitalized Dork and I don't know why. My school is also the Eagles. There's just something about that bird I guess. Anyway, thank you very much for responding, and when you get the Internet, do look at the rest of the site.
Cheers,
Molly Griffin
ps. i have a friend john who lives in maine. he says he agrees about the crater theory, has a moose store near him, and something about the eagles but i don't remember what. cool you guys must be best friends.

There's a g u e s t b o o k (thanks Katy for the substitute for italicization) on this site?
-Tori
Indeed, at the bottom of the main page past all the updates. I suppose it's not an ideal place to put it, but back when there weren't many updates it was easier to find. I'm not moving it though.

Ok, I know it's still a little early...but what are your predictions for Survivor this year? Who do you think is gonna make it to the top 5? Any predictions on who's gonna win the whole thing?
-Ashley
You know, I'm thinking Boston Rob has a really good shot at winning it. He's done very good these past few weeks, what with building their house and all. I can't say that Richard doesn't know how to play because he's very smart, so he'll be in there; that is, if they don't kick him off out of spite. I don't think Jerri will do anything to make people resent her, so she might quietly make it in there. Who else... Oh, Colby should do good. And I'll say Rupert because I stand by him, even though he's made a lot of mistakes this time. That's my top five. As for the others... I'm really surprised Ethan's still there, but that's cool. I can't wait until Susan leaves. I can never understand what Big Tom says but he makes me laugh anyway. And he really got the shit kicked out of him last week. I also don't like Jenna L.

Hey molly, would you link me in your website so that maybe more people would COMMENT in my journal...and oh yess...did you read Kyle's entry on hillary Duff...its a m a z i n g.
::note-I added in that space things between the letters to give it that special affect...like the profile this-word-is-important effect::
ps-mike (consi) is planning on cutting his hair like Tom's...just FYI-ing ya. he said a gay man gave him the great advice.. yeah i know smilies cant be shown...but it looked fitting
-Katy
Katy, one of the hard parts about having some sort of website is that sometimes people simply do not respond to all your hard effort. Why, the guestbook here only gets a comment every two weeks or so, the questions have dropped dramatically, and people mainly like photos of themselves. Is it because I'm not as fucked up anymore? Perhaps. I hate writing about the present, you see; the past doesn't change, it's much easier to write about. And I like remembering seemingly insignificant things. But yes, anyway, though I will link you, I do not think many people will see it, and strangers won't comment. Sometimes I wonder why I bother keeping this site up. I also wonder why I haven't gotten my own domain. Oh, and I don't read Kyle's journal. Oh, and I don't know who Consi is, but it regards to gay men giving advice--take it, those queer eye guys are really quite knowledgeable.

Yes the term hornet's nest sticks in my mind too. Would you like to know why? Yeah, so Jack Black, he's pretty funny right? Well he was on SaturdayNightLive singing this song about the Middle East. Can you guess what it was called?
Hornet's Nest, Hornet's Nest. Afghanistan! Hornet's Nest! The Whole ****[damn] Thing! HORNET'S NEST! It ended with a strong strum of the guitar. Have you ever heard this song? It's all I could think of when I saw ''hornet's nest''. Yes...well..ksldkjfbye.
-Tori of course
Well of course Jack Black is funny. As soon as I heard Wonderboy I was like, jeepers crow Tenacious D is funny. I haven't heard this song though, this "hornet's nest." What I have heard of is blood tests, and since I have to get up at 6:30 to get mine, I have to go to bed now. Night Tori.

Dearest Molly that is Awesome. What the hook going to be? Didn't I eat that fruit-roll-up extremely fast? Others may call it hungry, some may call it skill, I call it magic. Well I really didn't have anything valuable to put here except...do you think we could hang out over vaca?
-Mrs. HJO
Yeah the pace that you ate that fruit-roll-up unsettled me the way Katy pees way too fast. But no one got to see just how you ate it. Did you roll it up into one ball or fold it up like sticks of gum on commercials? It was probably just a magic spell, huh. And no duh we are hanging out, we are hanging out this coming Monday, first off, and then I'm assuming on other days as well because we will realize that too many days have gone by since the Blood Red Summer dance. And so, with this. beiiiiing saaaaid. I didn't mean to make an allusion to Ace but there it is, so take what you may from it.

hey. you. where the f of x is my eviepaperoutlineideasheeeet?!!@!@32131. this is horrid because now...where am i going with it? op, i cannot remember! since you are of course magic, i figured, hey, you've gotta know where it's at.
truly,
tori.
My dearest truly Tori, did you check your pocket? "IT WAS IN--it was in my pocket." Simpsons. Anyway, but shouldn't you remember where you were going with it...? Since you wrote it? Unless... is someone else writing the story?! Are you selling out? Man. What the pick.

in your "hey my arm itches" section you ask if it's weird that you're saving college letters. i reply: no molly, not weird at all. what about my aunt margaret's new husband steve (im not comfortable enough with him to call him uncle steve) who collects spoons? is that weird?
-kath
You mean like, he goes to gift shops around the world and buys them? I don't think some collections are all that weird, actually. On the wall to my left is my dad's golf ball collection. I'll take a picture of them sometime. I got a shitload of letters today man. University of Chicago, Providence College, Goucher College, Brown University, CNR, University of Tampa, and Ithaca College. Isn't Ithaca like a Greek thing? I don't know. But I'm saving them. Also, I know what you mean about not being comfortable calling your not-really-uncle uncle. My aunt Kathe divorced my uncle Steve (I think that was his name) and then married Stan. But I can't call him uncle Stan. It's weird. He's great but it's weird.

geocities/yahoo is a ******[fucker?] i haven't been able to access my fanlistings page forever. and i want to. theres a bunch of things i want to join. especially a jareth fanlisting. and i was supposed to update links and ****[shit] like that. and it just. wont. let me. so. whats a good host? that doesn't take much work but lets me use pretty pictures and ****[shit].
-steph
I only use Geocities man, and I know it's a bitch, believe you me. I don't know what's with your fanlistings. Tripod or Angelfire maybe...? I'm not too sure. I seriously need to buy a domain and have a good website because Geocities does suck.

so the thing is, i've got a new computer. she must now have a name. which of the following names would you vote for: ava, annabelle, or ella. yes. -tori
Well Ava's one of my maybe-daughter names, so that might make me feel weird. Annabelle is a very sweet name, and it would be hard to get angry at a sweetheart. I think I vote for Ella. Because if the computer is being good, then it's a nice name. But if for some reason she's a jerk, then I think it's easier to yell "ELLAAAAA" than "ANNABELLLLLLE" because, you know, it's not too sweetheart. And yes, I have originally typed "sweatheart" everytime. Good thing this isn't no backspace. Ella is a drastic change from Dante.

hey if you want to borrow some of those books, I've got some. you can borrow the silmarillion, speaker for the dead, five people you'll meet in heaven. also, um... can you send a little confirmation thing in for aim. cuz see i got a virus and it made my computer sick and we got it like... reinstalled completely, and i am reinstaling aim right now and turns out steph then said was done in your email - because i used up the maximum for mine. so. yeah, just do whatever they tell you to do man. i want to get back online. thanks.
-steph
Hey thanks bro. I bought Five People You'll Meet In Heaven two days ago, along with The Screwtape Letters. When I saw the title, A Short History Of Nearly Everything, I figured it was going to be a pretty small book, you know? A short history. It was as big as the Goblet of Fire, if not bigger. I was like, $30? Pshaw. You told me to disregard the rest of your question. That's crazy, but I respect it though.

will you leave the light on a whyyyy--eee---iii---eee--ohl?
-Hero
do you want me to get a high electric bill? get a flashlight.

Would you run..
Would you run..
Would you run down past the fence?
-Cambria(yeah, I'm not dead yet!)
For you, Cambria, I would run down past anything. Except the water's edge because what if there are sharks in there.

I know you've probably been to concerts before...everyone has. Soooo...what concerts have you been to and did you enjoy them?
-Ashley
Well, not everyone has been. I have though, I've been going since like fifth grade. That was when I saw Hanson at Tweeter Center. (Is it called something different now?) I remember REALLY loving that concert, even though we were on the field, on the stands, far far away. I forget who opened... I want to call them the Twisted Blue Devils, but I bet it's nothing like that. Then I went to Third Eye Blind and Vertical Horizon in sixth grade, which was a great concert. We were still on the lawn. Nine Days opened I think. Then I didn't go to anything for a long time, not until eighth grade when I saw Simple Plan, Saves the Day, Green Day, and Blink182 at Pop Disaster. That was very fun, especially the drunk guys in front of us calling the Easter Bunny a pussy. Shortly after, I went to see Something Corporate, Further Seems Forever, Finch, and New Found Glory at the Palladium. I really liked that show. Then, the day before the concert, I snagged Deeder's ticket to see Box Car Racer and NFG again, and some other band I can't think of... not thrice... oh, Throne. They sucked. No one really liked Box Car, but I thought they were incredible. Later that year, around April, I saw Damone (sucked), Further Seems Forever (again, good), The Juliana Theory, and the Ataris. I met Brett from the Juliana Theory, which was neat because only weeks before I had recited one of his songs for English and I was like, whoa you're the guy. The Ataris were reeeally fun. Steph got sucked into the crowd and every now and then Tori and I would be like, where did she go? Then we'd forget because hey THAT'S KRIS ROE. During the summer, while Steph, Katy, and I were in Florida, we saw Cold and Staind at the Hard Rock Cafe (yes, the very same one that was aired on MTV's Hard Rock Live) and that was really awesome. Except that everyone spilled their beer on us. And then Steph started puking everywhere for God knows what reason, and it was so funny. The last concert I went to was Finding Westerly, Hidden In Plain View, Copeland, and The Early November. Easily the best show I've been to, and I wasn't in the crowd. It was a tiny stage, I was up by the merch booths on a balcony. During Copeland, who I was really happy to see, it was called to my attention that Ace Enders was at the merch. Me and Tori waited there, and I looked around for a few minutes for big hair. "I don't think he's here, man," I said, and she gave me a look like, you're an idiot. A moment later I realized that he was standing right in front of me, with a haircut. I laughed and laughed, especially when he gave Tori a really weird handshake. Then he turned to say hello, and some girl ran over and asked if he would sign her chin. He did, turned back to me giving me a look like ......well. And then he talked to meeee like a persoooon. I wish I could have talked to him more, but the merch guy started talking to him so I left so as not to intrude. Still, it was awesome. And they put on a great show. Then later, when the show was over, we saw Jeff the drummer on the stage. But right before I went over to him, I saw Aaron Marsh from Copeland and I was like, hey, no one recognizes you but I do, so I told him he did a great job and I noticed he had a nose ring. Then I met Jeff and because he had a pen in his right hand he couldn't quite shake mine so he just held it briefly and I was like cool. And those are my concerts up to date. Shit this was long. I'll end it now.

I'm glad you like it. This probably makes a big difference: by Three Evils, I secretly meant Everything Evil. The confusion was that, it seems as though Cambria dies in that one, and then right after that, theres a song from Coheed's pov where he's beginning to feel the transformation into the monstar (heh, I liked hte Controller comparison). It seems like maybe those two should be switched. Or. Nevermind, I kind of get it. Anyway, when I asked who he was talking about, I meant those lines like "You made a good friend to me" and "Give a look--surprised, wide-eyed--to me." Just a guy on the ship maybe. (Is he on a ship?) I don't really know who Patrick Ewing is, but that makes sense. Except I don't know why he'd be talking about a basketball player..
-me again (steph, i presume)
Yes, Everything Evil is Cambria's death, because "Jesse, come see what you're brother has done to me" or whatever, I can't really remember what the lyrics are. I don't know who "You made a good friend to me" is to, but "give a look" is to the people he's killing. Patrick Ewing is a basketball player on the Knicks, I believe. And perhaps they just make the allusion to him because Claudio likes him. Maybe he worked him into the story somehow. But yeah, since his number is 33, that's why it must be Patrick Ewing. Not sure why.

You know, that Chuck guy's name sounds familiar. I'm pretty sure Justin once told me he's his favorite author. Heh. I have not read anything by him myself. But the real question is, who is Coheed talking about in Delerium Trigger (omFg what a good song)? I'd think Cambria, but is she already dead at that point? Did she die in Three Evils? Maybe Delerium Trigger IS Three Evils - from Coheed's point of view... or maybe its right after. Jesse, perhaps? Or that Patrick fellow.. who is he? And you know, I'm never really going to feel complete if I don't figure out what Devil in New Jersey is about. I really don't think it's from Coheed's point of view. Man that'd be weird. The name Josephine always makes me think of Napoleon. Oh, and are you enjoying the Elliot cd?
-steph
Okayokay. First, the capitalized F in omFg really made me happy, because it is an incredible song. But as for the story of it. It is right after Coheed gets injected with the serum. The Monstar is slowly beginning to take him over, because it doesn't get activated right away. Only when he lays eyes on Cambria will it fully activate. So in Delirium Trigger, he is beginning to realize something is seriously wrong with himself. He starts to kill people and he doesn't know why. Sort of like being a Controller, I imagine, in that you can't stop yourself, something else is driving you. So the beginning of the song, I imagine, is a crew member talking, because they are on a ship. Coheed's going crazy up there, but deep inside he's like wtf? "Oh dear God, I don't feel alive." Then it starts to take his mind and makes him crazy so he think's he is all-powerful. "You'll know me in a different light now. You'll know me as God." So really, he's talking about himself in the song. Half of him is still nice and confused, the other is evil and bloodthirsty. Hope that answers your question. Yes, Cambria is actually dead by IKSSE:3, Real Claudio confirmed that. The Patrick fellow is rumored to be Patrick Ewing, because his number is 33, and like, "Patrick, short flip and outside boundary lines." Sounds like basketball. And I don't have any idea what Devil in Jersey City is about, I'm afraid. I'm pretty sure it's not Coheed... that is very weird. Maybe it's... !!!! Will? I mean, "Sweet Josephine, will you fuck me back home?" And then in IKSSE:3, "Will... do the children really understand the things you did to them?" You know? Maybe Will was like... a family friend who messed around with their kids. Fucked. I don't know, just a sudden thought. This is really long. Oh and right, yes I enjoy the Elliot CD, it's very pretty. Towards the middle it gives me a depressed feeling but then it makes me better by the end.

In response to your question about the "hemmy"... Hemi is the abbreviation of "hemi-spherical." Hemi's are known for their hemi-speherical combustion chambers. The combustion chamber is half sphere shaped with the intake and exhaust valves directly opposite and included away from each other with the spark plug in the centre of the chamber. Original hemi's (1955) were originall only 301 cubic inches, growing to 392 cubic inches in 1957. While Hemi's are now most associated with Dodge trucks and SUVs, they were also featured in cars such as Desoto's and Chrysler's. The Hemi featured in Dodge Ram 1500's, Dodge Durango's, and the up-and-coming Dodge Magnum's is a 5.7L sequential multipoint fuel injection V8 engine with a total output of 345 horsepower and 375 pounds-feet of torque. The MSRP on the engine is $895. There's a lot more I could say, but I'm sure you'll get bored of it...sorry this isn't a question!
-Ryan
Thank you, Ryan. Finally someone answers me. I don't understand a word of it, of course, but I do know how to correctly spell hemi now.

i got j.lo pjs too. whats the deal? thats not my question. my question is, have you read anything by chuck palahniuk? if not, check it out man.
-katieee
!!! What's this? A question? The first question in ten days? Saints be praised. I don't know what the deal with the pjs are, Kath. It's like, so these pants are comfortable. Do they have to be so... work-out suitish with that slightly darker stripe down the side? I don't know. I have not read anything by Chuck Paloonuk. Wait what did you call him? I think it was Paloonuk. I'll check out the man I guess, once you tell me what books.

so what'd you end up getting for Christmas?
-ashley
The big gift was the camera. Got my digital camera. It's really awesome and I've posted some pictures I took already. I got $60 to Borders, three cds, a distortion pedal, picks, cable, inflating pump (inside joke between me and mum, you wouldn't get it), pjs that make me feel like j.lo, a bulletin board, aaand. And santa said something else is coming in the mail, so I can't wait to see what. Happy Christmas.

is there anything that you REALLY want for christmas this year? if so, what is it?
-ashley
I... don't know. I always feel too selfish and guilty to really ask for something for Christmas. It the Sims2 was coming out now I'd definitely ask for that, but I have to wait until my birthday. But besides that... I don't need anything. Maxine said it's not what I need, it's what I want, but I don't need anything. There are a million cds I want but you won't find them in stores. I'd like a replacement for my broken mp3 player. I'd like a distortion pedal for my guitar. I think what I really want is a camera. Preferably digital because my scanner is a bitch. But I think I'll have to be there to pick it out, you know? Sigh. I just don't know. In other news, what is a "hemmy"? They talk about them in all the car commercials.

Do you think Clay Aiken is a homosexual? He seems like he could be. And do you think Bobby Brown will EVER stop beating Whitney? Jeez...celebrities these days...oh annnnd...if i had a big scar on my face, would you still want me as a friend? Or would you just point and laugh and call me "Scarv" along with everyone else that i asked this question to?
-Ashley
Clay Aiken didn't even win American Idol, why does anyone care about him. What did I call him, a strangled kitten? I think so. I thought it was unfair that he got on the cover of Rolling Stone months before Ruben did. But I don't watch American Idol so I really don't care. I didn't know Bobby Brown beat Whitney. I don't know who he is. Scarv is very clever, but I have a problem with calling people by their nicknames if I've called them by their real name for too long. So I wouldn't call you that, no.

I am sorry, but why do you desire to close this site? Please don't. Can I buy you a diary?
-bunny
Because it bores me, I'm not having much fun writing anymore, na sayin. And YES you can buy me a diary. But not white pages... they have to be off white. See, in my last diary, the pages were like. parchment. And it was rather small, only 15 lines on each page, maybe... I'm very particular. I don't like bright pages, with the bright whites and all. Anyway. You don't have to get me a diary. I'm too picky about it anyway.

I know I asked you this before, but seriously. What would you do if I were gone? I couldn't be the same person if you were. I don't think I could ever be Bunny Head without the Mully Bro. I love you so much. It is kinda pathetic, yet quite poetic.
and another, why is it so hard to feel sad. I don't know, I just feel guilty I guess for crying. I didn't know him, why should it affect me this much? I just feel horrible for the family I suppose. It feels as if I knew him though. Maybe just because I know what it is like.
you admirer and director of the Molly is Awesome Fan Club (MAFC), -Lauren Margaret Elizabeth Murphy.
okay number one, stop the mully. seeing my name with a U in it gives me this upsetting feeling, like man. i'm gross. and second, i told you, i'd cry for months and months. and... your other question confuses me. it's hard to feel sad but it affects you so much? well i know it's hard for me to feel really sad mainly because i didn't know him, and i don't know mr. siever much, and while it was a shock and is a terrible thing, i just wasn't affected that much. i feel bad for saying that, i feel selfish. but i don't have a real diary to write in anymore so i might as well say it aloud. but yeah, it's probably because you've had this experience before and it stirs up old feelings. you my boy, bunny.

my silly putty started looking like dried out over-chewed gum, and snapped when i tried to stretch it. It sat in its little plastic baggy for a time, and the green food coloring drained out of it and formed a little puddle. That's not a question. So I suppose I will have to ask... do you have a nail clipper? because, my toes are out of control. the nails are beginning to curl over my toes and that's never good. in fact, its incredibly disgusting and has really put me down. so.
-steph
I bet it hurts too doesn't it? I know when I neglect my toenails too long it really hurts underneath the nail. Yes, I have clippers. There are two up by my section of the bathroom counter. One is a standard sized clipper and used to have a green cover but someone snapped it off because they didn't like it. The other is a miny pair-- No way did I spell that right. One is a mini pair that I think is for your fingernails, so if you are like me and have no desire to bite your nails, these are the clippers for you!

Hey Molly,
You've got smileys? gasp. He's cute. Well, the point is, silly putty. What is your position on silly putty? The synthetic kind, made my teenage girls in kilts, using elmers glue, water, and borax. This question is most imperative and a response will be much appreciated. Later Jesus.
Love,
A Tori
Hey Tori I'm so excited you actually got through to my site. As for silly putty. My one connection to silly putty was being at my grandpa's house and pressing silly putty against newspaper and reading it backwards. I never actually made any on my own. I remember Gak, too. And when you pressed it in the thing, it made rude noises!! And it smelled awful. And once at Christmas, it opened and spilled on my stocking, and didn't come out ever. But yes, silly putty = temporary entertainment.

Molly, and skye..your both wrong....im totally irish... ohyea...question, whats your opinion of mike myers making the cat in the hat movie?
-Katy
oh don't even get me started. that movie looks awful. the quality is just... bad. you know what. what was the question.

Surprised?
-Skye
that she's korean? immensely. i thought she was like. i don't know. yoon hee lee just seems like a native name to me.

Dont you think Mark should divorce me for that Korean girl Katy Guest? I do...
-Skye Hoppus
katy's korean?! holy crap!

whycome cows say moo? and why does ted hate me all of a sudden. and why do I not care anymore. kthnxbye. muah.
- backwards B...pro folklorist
cows don't say moo, mr. brown does. ted doesn't hate anyone, and of course by anyone i mean me. ted doesn't hate me. if he hates you, you should care because you don't want to lose a friendship like that. aaand. oh those were all your questions. okay, byee.

Dear Molly,
Did you know that bottled water isn't really "spring water" and that it doesn't come from a spring? What are your thoughts?
Sincerely,
Ash-Money (Pro rapper)
Don't you ever watch Friday Night Stand-up? Jim Gallagher did a thing on this. It's a French conspiracy, wherein they tell American's to buy French water because we're idiots. The same goes for Mexicans; they sell us the same shit (tortilla with cheese, meat, or vegetables) under different names: taco, tostata, fajita, etc. I don't see what the big deal is about spring water. That means that it came from the ground. omg! I just noticed that in the word "conspiracy" you find the word "piracy" which relates to pirates which relates to robbery and illegal matters which is was conspiracy is like! So in conclusion, Dasani makes wicked good water.

So how do you feel about this issue-
ok so im at the blink site, extreemly [pissed] and sad because i dont have tickets. Some guy said "hey i have 2 tickets, i just found out i cant go, but im willing to sell them for a reasonable price, email me, ill let you know some information" i emailed him, i recieved an email back stating that he sold them to someone for 40 bucks, but that i should check with some guy. He gave me his email address, i emailed him. He was from MI. He got 50 tickets to avalon that he and his friends i guess went as a large group and bought a whole bunch. He said he was only selling them for 200 bucks. What the [fuck] are peoples problems, buying $1 tickets to a concert of a band they dont like, they didnt even live in the same friggin state, and selling them for $199 more? i [fucking] hate people...stupid ass people from MI..i shake my fist at them.
-Ground Hoppus
Holy crap Groundy, that's a long message. Okay well here's the deal. Talk to the Kinison, make the guy give us tickets. Or if they can't, don't be too upset about it. Maybe Mark will make a side band and you can go see that someday. Also, it's not necessarily $199 more. Because with shipping, a ticket becomes $1.50 instead of $1.00. So instead of $2, ours would have been $3. Using this same math (I love math, for the record) 50 tickets wouldn't be $50, it would be $75. Then he'd have to pay for the shipping to his customer, which means he's up to about $100. Then he tacks on $100 because haha he's got 50 tickets that you want and he can get money. It's called scheming and cheating, and it makes you money.

Dearest Mollyo,
Would you happen to know what Red 40 is? We couldn't help but notice that it is under the Ingredients section of our tasty Squeeze Pop. Thanks bunches!
-Deeder and Natl
Dear Deeder and National,
The RGB scale - red, green, blue - is what all other colors are made from. Each color and shade in the spectrum is created through certain concentrations of red, yellow, and blue. (A lot of red and blue but little green is purple. A lot of blue and green but little red is ...blue-green. And so forth.) Hairdyes and food coloring separate these different shades with numbers. If you will recall the Simpsons episode when Homer is teaching a class on how to have a good relationship, he tells a lot of secrets about Marge. In the Kwik-E-Mart, Mrs. Krabappal runs into Marge, notices a bottle of hairdye that she's holding, and says something like "Oh Marge is that Blue 23?" And Agnes Skinner says, "Don't be silly, she uses Blue 52." Similarly, food coloring is distinguished by number. Red 40 is the shade of red used to make your Squeeze Pop look like the flavor. I assume you have something like Cherry. If they didn't add the food coloring, it would just be plain white ice with a hint of cherry flavoring. They turn it colors so it manipulates you into thinking it's REALLY cherry flavored. Think I'm making this all up? You're wrong.
Yours,
Molly
ps. dont call me mollyo.

Just as a warning...Next blink concert, im gona rape my husband...well not really rape..because he obviously wouldnt consider it as rape if its me...ok, im gona have sex with mark on stage, and then you can have your way with tom...is it a deal?
Ground Hoppus
I'd shake your hand in affirmation but I don't want to after hearing those things about your husband.

Dear Molly,
Have you ever broken any bones in your lifetime...or ever had any "serious injuries?"
Sincerely,
Ash-Money (Pro Rapper)
My neighbor once hit me in the face with a hockey stick and I bled for a while. Dad once hit me in the face with a softball and I bled for a while. Once my toe was really red so we went to the emergency room, I don't know what that was about. In sixth grade I got really sick on the first Monday of every month. Right now I have a "corneal abrasion" in my eye so I can't wear contacts. But I've never been in a hospital or broken a bone. I've just had enough minor injuries at one time to put me in an incredibly miserable state.

Dear Molly,
You know how I broke my thumb recently? Well now I have a cast...will you sign it?
Signed, The crippled girl whos having trouble typing. (Ashley)
Of course I will. Hey Friday in gym when we were playing football I jammed my finger, you should see it. It's all fat and a completely different shade than the rest of my fingers. I've been showing everyone because I'm a hypochondriac.

Have you EVER watched a Red Sox game? If so, what did you think of it? COWBOY UP! WOO!
Ashley
I watched one just today, as a matter of fact. Not that I had much choice. I was at the computer and my family was watching. What did I think? I thought did Pedro really just throw an old guy to the ground? It was pretty funny. But don't ever tell me to cowboy the fuck up again. It's an awful awful phrase that only the people who are temporary fans say. I don't like baseball at all though, so I don't claim to be a fan. I don't say that ridiculous phrase though.

do you want that soundtrack from that movie with HJO?....I sure do, so i can sing-a-long to it all fricking day long, yeah you heard....all day long.
-bunnyhead_future wife of HJO...well not if he looks like that
I like that soundtrack. It's not quite in my vocal range, though.

wait why would you have to put them all in your mouth at once? I bet I could do it. I rule at eating saltines. I eat them all the time, for real. remember that yodling?
steph
I didn't have to. But we were racing to see who could eat six saltines in under a minute without water, and I was not going to lose. So I managed to fit six in my mouth in under a minute. I just changed the rules around a bit. I thought I could do it too, but it's much harder than you think because they're so dry. I had been eating them all day and I was like "no contest, I just had like 14." But you really can't eat them quickly, they're just so dry, and you can't have water. Take my word for it, it's hard. And yes. I remember the yodeling. I'll get you the soundtrack for your birthday.

whats you're opinion of saltine crackers?
-kath
A few weeks ago at band someone said that it was impossible to eat six saltines in under a minute without having any water. So we said "You're on" and attempted it. It's really quite hard. While I managed to fit all six crackers in my mouth, I didn't actually swallow until about 5 minutes later. I like saltines enough, but I got kind of sick after that. Also, Maggie, how many sleeves of saltines do you have. You bring them into science like everyday.

how do you feel about sex in the 90's?
-Alex Roup
You've really got to stop harassing me.

You up for some late-night Trick-or-Treating this year??? Halloween is on a FRIDAY! WOO! Ok time for the real question. Who do you think is cooler>>>Ted or Mrs Salamone?
-Ashley
Dude don't you read? Read the previous question, and then go four or five questions down, Deeder and Bunny already asked me this. I have to play at the football game that night so no, there will be no trick-or-treating for me this year. Then, I didn't go last year either. As for the teachers... well I can take Lady Sal serious, while Ted sometimes seems like a joke. But then I feel bad because he's sort of oblivious to when people are making fun of him and he's just a nice guy. Ted is a great source of entertainment, but Lady Sal is probably cooler. I can have debates with her if I want and she won't be like "You are a brave child. See me after class," like you know who did.

You know that you are coming to my halloween slumber partay right?...well i guess that is a command actually...o well.
-amy nous, tom anon, shat I forget how that little jerk did that.

Sorry Lauren, or Tom Anon, or Ana Nomus, or Mr. E, or whatever weird name you want to be called. (I came up with that last two, but maybe the third is the one you were looking for?) You gave me like three paragraphs, so I just pulled out the question because they are getting ridiculously long. You can have a string of questions in there if you want, but let's cut back on the personal messages you guys are sending me. Takes up disk space, you know. (Not to single you out, Tom, there are others.) And no I didn't know about this Halloween slumber partay, but I'll come. Though I have a football game that night, so I'll be late. Man you guys are getting excited about Halloween early. I don't usually pay attention to it until the 27th.

Dear Molly, Do you agree with me that the school should start an advice column? I do. I mean, we could do like, "Ask Ashley" (That's MEEE). Even though that's wicked worn out. But we could do "Ask Molly...With THE HELP OF Ashley." People could write in with their gay problems and we could give them half-ass answers to them. What fun! GOODIE! OO man, that would be SAWEET! Ummm, oh yeah, dear Molly, I hate Gayowulf, what's your opinion. Sincerely yours,
Troubled teen
Okay you put this in the guestbook but I moved it here. The school does have an advice column, I believe, in that school newspaper they put out about once a year. Our advice would probably be better though. I hate Beowulf too--I told Mrs Salamone and she told me it's not so bad and that I'll be glad that I did all those cantos in the end. I told her "No. No I don't think I will. I've got this thing against Beowulf." She's a good sport about it though.
Yours,
Molly

bunny said im good at mix cds. agree?
katikercantcome
I've never listened to your cds, I wouldn't know. You do make a lot of them, I can say that. But I don't know how the quality is. I guess since you talk about how you always find cool mix cds you made, then yeah.

What's your opinion on Halloween? (only 37 days left, ya know) Also, will you be going Trick-or-Treating on the 31st? Candy is nice.
Deirdre
I think Halloween's alright. I mean, it was much better back in elementary school, even though I'd only go with my mom, and she'd have to drive me to other neighborhoods because no one lives where I live. Except Natalie and Steph. Last year at Steph's we planned on trick-or-treating, but we ended up going to the neighbors' house, getting Reeses, getting tired, and went back to watch Office Space. I won't be trick-or-treating this year either--I'll be at a football game. Believe me, I'd much rather be getting candy than marching, but I have my obligations and responsibilities. And in regards to the candy--it's alright, but I'm not a huge fan.

Primary Colors... many people eat speghetti? Can you recite any lyrics from those days?
Anon
Oooh, an Anon? You think you're so mysterious don't you. So, sample lyrics, eh Anon? Well from the song you selected: "How many people eat spagheeeeeeeti? SIXteen-THOU-sand-THREE HUUUNDRED-twenty-two." You know, I remember all the lyrics from all the songs, and aren't really worth it. Broke The Ice makes no sense even though it was our hit single, No Two Snowflakes is absolutely ridiculous, and let's not go anywhere near Your Eyes. I Had This Crush On Lee always made me laugh, because it was true and Steph denied it. "It's just a name I like!" she claimed. Right. Liar.
On a different note, this new Something Corporate stuff is so awesome. I've even got over the fact that Andrew MacMahon won't cut his hair and got super-emo glasses.

could you not help but notice the word "hump" in bunny's "humph"? because i definitely noticed. i lava you.
katie
The difference between humph and analysis is that analysis is pronounced nothing like its counterpart. You wouldn't say ay-nul-IS-SIS. It's clearly uh-NAL-is-sis.

DO you knwo what a great friend you are to me? I guess that was more of a statement than a question but you know what...it had the punctuation for a question so deal with it. humph
HJO's stalker
Everytime you say that I feel so much better.

So do you think your mother was entirely correct in her stating that HJO and probabaly no other living breathing man would ever love me? I'm thinking she was, inspire me with confidence my bro...ARISE SIR!!!! yeah watch me, you just watch nunnery for me. Never gonna get any lovin anyways. I want a lion, that attacks men who try and beat me up for money and lots of it. werd to that....HJO's unknowing but future girlfriend...sigh
I wanna be where the people are...I wanna see wanna see em dancin, walking around on those waddya call em again..o, feeet...what a dipshit. Ariel was, do you concur?
HJO's super sexy girl friend
Man that was hard to follow. No my mom wasn't serious. She says horribly cynical things to everyone. You'll know when she's being serious. I'm told things like that all the time. It's why I'm so mean to all of you. Hey remember when HJO was wearing that blue shirt and we both started giggling a lot. What a good movie. And for the record, I don't like Little Mermaid.

whats the oldest cd you have that you specificly picked out for a holiday/purchesed with your own money?
friend john
sigh. TLC, "Fanmail" okay? But they swore a lot in it, too much for my sixth-grade ears, so I didn't listen much. I still have it, if anyone wants to borrow it. You have to give it back though.

does it turn u on a little when i wink at you in class?
roupa
It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen, I'll give you that. It's more funny when you wink at Rob though.

Molly-ollie-awesome, I was curious whether or not you think Ted is a drug addict. Spanks...you know what...I can see you teaching the way mrs. salamone does twenty years from now, you'd be an awesome teacher, hell I'd flunk for the next twenty years of my life if i could be in your class. damn straight....peace out girl scout.
Bunnyhead, fabulous bro and girl scout
Nah man Ted's no druggie. He's a very well-spoken guy. And I'd want to teach english, but I wouldn't get that into poetry. I wouldn't get into poetry, period.

did i look sexy standing on the sideline last night or is it just me?
alex roup Considering there were about 50 of you I can't really say for sure.

I LOVE THE POOLHOUSE SMASHMOUTH DANCE!!!
whens the reunion tour anyway?
kath
It was supposed to happen last June, but things happened, and we never got to tour. But I'm sure you can expect the Primary Colors Reunion Tour 2004 to happen this coming July.

when our band gets back together, wanna do an ataris cover or something? yeah, and right after that, some hanson, and then maybe like.. knights of destiny. and for our music video, we should definitely choreograph something amazing like the poolhouse smashmouth dance. eh?
steph
I do all sorts of ataris covers, so take your pick, whatever song you like I can play. Know why? Mainly cause I'm awesome. And I'll do Hanson only if it's Minutes Seem Like Hours or Thinking of You. Or hey, even Yearbook-- Katy can be the guest vocals, we sing that song a lot. And how about 5 minutes of mayonaisse for the video instead? I know, I know, I wanted that for a Hanson video, but maybe we can use it for our Hanson cover? And then the next single can be Your Eyes.

so, in about three months, wanna come see lotr with me? i'm pysched already. why isn't harry potter coming out till forever? stupid child labor laws making them go slow. what else is there.. oh i dunno, i'll be happy when pirates comes out on dvd. i'm a real dork like that. and i want the two towers dvd and i hope they have more stuff from the actors. because they crack me up. today i was telling tori and dani and meg a story about how when i was inthe lion king when i was seven, one day we had to stop the performance and start again because some girl peed her pants. but there was some confusion when i was explaining this because they thought i said "peter pan" and didn't understand where that came in with "lion king".
so you wanna come?
steph
Man, Return of the King is gonna be completely awesome, I can't wait. I mean, considering how insane they made Helms Deep seem, imagine what Pellanor Fields will be like! And yeah, child labor laws are lame, at least they're making money doing it--we didn't get anything for Cinderella. And did you have to stop the rehearsal, or the actual performance? And do you have it on tape? And can I watch the girl pee her pants?

Alright well I loved your response to my last question. But, here's another: Are you ready for the first football game?! Yea, just wondering. Also, what's your oppinion on chorus singing because of the whole 9/11 thing? Okay well I'm done now. BYE!
Deirdre
God I hate football. It's so BORING. But I have to go because I'm in the band and we have to be the team's moral support. I'm not ready for the game at all--I don't know what time I'm supposed to be there, or where my uniform is, and I doubt anyone will remember where to go. I'm not even sure I know. Wait, no, I do. As for the chorus, my math teacher said "Maybe it just sounds bad because of the PA." But I'm not here to put down the chorus, not everyone can sing as good as I can. Katy Guest can justify that.

i know what you mean about the song-induced nostalgia. like right now, im listening to a mix i made last year in the middle of the night. "Eleanor Rigby" by the beatles is playing right now. it makes me feel drained. which i was feeling anyway. so my question: does sum 41 remind you of driving to 6 flags? (thats what they remind me of.)
kath
First, thank you for reminding me, I've been meaning to download a lot of beatles lately but I can never remember. Second, I tend to listen to Sum 41 on long trips anyway. Six flags is one of them, and it's probably the last time I listened to it, so yeah, right now it does remind me of that. Though I think I remember being at Steph's house listening to it. In fact, I can think of a lot of times when me and Steph would sit in her room and give our opinions on songs. Puddle of Mudd, Staind, Linkin Park, Sum 41, Mark Tom and Travis show, probably Vertical Horizon. Anyway, let's see if I can stay on topic from now on.

Alright mollyo. I'm quite upset because I dont see you at all in school. But anyways I'm wondering, how is school going so far? Also, are you having a superstar withdrawal? I sure am having a Molly Awesome withdrawal. here's an insiprational quote (by me) for ya... "Feeling a little out of whack? Do some crack!"
Deeder, Superstar, Deirdre...and so on
You have no idea how much superstar withdrawl I am having. Wait withdrawl? Withdrawal? Damn, you're right. Your inspirational quotes are probably the best ever, especially today's "Run like a cat? Not when you're fat!" School is going okay so far. The day goes by really fast and English doesn't suck, so I don't know what else I could ask for. Not to mention Ted is the man. So yeah school's pretty good. Not as good as it could be, since I never see you.

Ok, sooooo...I have some choices for you. Would you choose, for a rapper, Biggie or Tupac? Ummm, P.Diddy or Eminem? 50 cent or LL. Cool J?
Ashley
I don't really listen to either; Diddy because at least he doesn't talk about his daughter and mother all fucking day. fucking controversy. And 50 because he's the man.

What do you think about the sudden drop in questions that you're getting? Do you feel like a stress has been lifted, or do you feel like people don't care enough or are too lazy to send you questions? How does all of this make you FEEL?
Ashley
I attribute the sudden drop in questions to people being too lazy. But I guess this is what I get for being too lazy to find a new form. Come on, they're time consuming. Gimme a break. I don't really feel anything about it though. Apathetic, maybe. Yeah we'll go with that. (But I'll admit, when I saw your email I did get excited. I like answering questions about myself.)

What the hell is fairy day? Why would we celebrate the existence of an imaginary creature? Oh wait.. that's pretty much what we do for every holiday. I almost forgot. But as for my real question.. if you could create a holiday what would it be, and what would we celebrate? (Besides the existence of Tom Delonge of course.)
Kat
P.S. Just because I scored high on my english test doesn't mean I can type well....or that I actually proof read for that matter.
Fairy Day is celebrated on the first of May, and is commonly celebrated by leaving a plain angel cake on the table. In the morning it would be found frosted with flowers, and she (the old babysitter) made me eat the flowers. As my brother called her, she was a total wackjob. Anyway. So, create a holiday, eh? Daughter Day. You've got mother's day and father's day, and I want presents for no reason too. But there's no such thing as son day, because let's face it, they're stupid. To celebrate, you'd give daughters lots of presents and candies and throw in a fairy cake too.

What is your favorite TV show to watch on a Sunday night?
Ashley, Plymouth
Simpsons at 8.

Do you really think Rice-A-Roni is the San Francisco treat?
Maggie, San Francisco
What the hell is Rice-A-Roni. Judging by the name, I'm guessing it's like some overrated pasta that everyone thinks is SOOO GOOD but it probably sucks. Like macaroni. That stuff is good for like, a day, then I start puking and it's not so good anymore. I don't know what I'm talking about anymore.

If there was one thing you could be the absolute best at, what would it be and why?
Maggie
Boy, you're on a roll today. Getting in all these questions before I leave, huh? But I digress. I would be the absolute best gambler in the world. Ever. I don't think I need to explain why.

If you could speak any language, besides english, which would it be?
Maggie
Celtic. I tried to teach myself a while ago, but you know how I do, I quit after about a week. So I told myself I was gonna do it again this summer.

Fenix TX or Saves the Day?
Maggie, Formdesk.com
Saves the Day. At least they're still together. Besides, didn't Fenix TX only put out one cd? I only knew of one. It was good and all, but definitely Saves the Day.

If you had a lot of money, what would you buy?
Ashley, Plymouth
Magic powers.

do you know where my cd case is? will u check you car?? HELP!
katy, in her house freaking out about to goto FL
oh man.. after you got out of the car last saturday I thought you left it, but I was looking around my seat and I didn't see it.. they told you took it. I'll check though.

What ethnicity are you?
Alex, Plymouth
3/4 Irish, 1/4 French

how do you cure a slepey foot? and if you had to choose, kris or tom? rememebr when tom bended over for u at the concert?? huh?! remember that? yea before, he was definately like, "oh man, molly griff will be here, i gotta pretend to drop my giotar so she can watch my lucious ass bend over"
t-suug eel ee tack, satirizing.cjb.net
To cure sleepy foot, you just have to shake it off. Don't step on it, just shake your foot. And I knew you'd ask the Tom/Kris questions. I knew it. Err.. I don't know man. I just don't know anymore. Cause Kris is the nicest person ever, and Tom is just Tom. KATY WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME. Moving on... yes I remember he bent over (not bended, idiot) but I'm certain it wasn't for me. Also: *Griffin, *guitar, *luscious. Oh. Now I have to answer the other question. Um... Kris? Oh now you'll be pissed off at me...

Dear molly, when are you gonna have a boyfriend? Cuz, I just thought it'd be cool to see. Remember when you insisted I marry you?
The Boy, you ess of aye
Sounds like you're asking me out, boy. If not, then to answer your question, maybe when I become less weird looking. And yes I remember when I asked you to marry me, and you turned me down. That hurt, man. That hurt deep. But then I got the emokid to yell at you, and you got offended. In your face, boy.

Why are some people so dumb?
Alex, Plymouth
I don't know. They think they're being rational or funny or cool and they aren't. They lack people skills. They don't know how to act. I don't care if they're the most popular person on earth; when it comes down to it they don't know what the hell they're doing. They're insincere most of the time too. Dumb people usually have to feed off other people in order to get themselves noticed. But really, they baffle me too. I don't know what goes on in their heads. And I just want to punch them and be like "wake up, idiot, welcome to reality, where we all hate you."

What's your "happy place" and why?
Ashley, Plymouth
Well there are two kinds of happy places that I know of. An actual place that I run away to. And some place that I make up in my mind and have to focus on in order to fall asleep (I don't know, Maxine tells me to). The realistic happy place doesn't exist, since I'm uncomfortable wherever I go. I guess the closest one is my room in the winter, because I can turn on the Christmas lights and sleep a lot and read. The figurative one wouldn't be the same if I shared it with everyone, so I'll make up a new one. A cafe in Ireland. Better yet, an internet cafe in Ireland. And I'd like it to be a cold day so I could wear a Harry Potter scarf (katy, we'll find one yet.) And everyone would have Irish accents and the old men would wear scally caps, and the nice lady would give me discounts on my cocoa, and then I could just sit in a corner and read and listen to all the crazy gossip. Oh, and Tom and Kris would come in everyday for whatever reason. ...I got carried away.

If you could make up a boy band what would there name be? how many boys? Gay or staright? Can you describe their personalities? What type of music? can you type out some of the lyrics? Sorry for all these questions......KATH KERR'S A WUSS! and i am done
Katy, west pond
Fine, I'll answer you. Cupcake Kids. 4. Straight. The Shy One, The Cheerleader, The Ugly One, The Shy One's Obnoxious Cousin Who Thinks He's Badass With A Nosering And An Acoustic Guitar. (wait, did you know carson daly has a nosering? it's dumb.) I'd say they're sort of a mix between LFO and Bubba Sparxxx. I cannot give lyrics, the Kids are on one of those record labels that's really strict about leaking music. The kind that's trying to shutdown Kazaa. But what can I say. They're hawt.

Hey you know that stud Alex? Will you ask him out for me?
Britney Spears, Louisana
I would, but I might end up killing him, seeing as I promised I would.

Why do you think I'm a whore? You wanna settle this outside??
Christina A., Hollywood
Outside? You're in Hollywood, and I'm in Massachusetts. We could have a screaming contest I suppose. To see who could yell the loudest across the country. Though I automatically lose - you have Dirrty under your sleeve. And well, I can't compete with screeching like that.

how far back can you remember? cuz i barely remember 1st grade. the twins remember being 2. i think its good no one remembers being a fetus. i bet it would seem really scary and weird. being a fetus.
steph, i have to pee (again)
I remember being three, or maybe it was four. And it's not a good memory. You see, we were vacationing in Waterville Valley. And there was this little beach thing by a lake... I know, it's not exactly the ideal place to go to a beach. But my mom went anyway, and I stayed in the condo with my dad. He fell asleep on the couch, and I was bored, so I wanted to see my mom. So... I walked out of the condo and out of the building and I walked through like, a forest - the lake was pretty far away. But the catch was, I was naked. Completely. I miraculously reached the beach and was greeted by my mom's appalled face. She promptly carried me back to the condo and locked me in the bathroom with the lights off. Yep, that's my earliest memory. And I'm sure being unborn would be even more frightening.

Do you like answering these questions?
Maggie, In my kitchen. That's where my computer's at.
I can't check my email with there being about six new questions, and they sort of take a while to answer. And when it's just lame shit like "do you walk into screen doors" or "what's it like to be mud" or "harry potter harry potter" then I get frustrated. I only like answering them when I'm in a good mood. I'm not in a good mood today. na mean.

Molly, Did I hear you on the Howard Stern show just now?
matt, plymouth
YOU ASSHOLE. Was it you? I realized like halfway through that it was recorded. That really pissed me off. Because I never hang up on people on the phone and I don't want to be rude to people, I fell for it. I don't even know a Matt. But whoever you are, I don't like getting angry, and you've gotten me angry. God that upsets me. I'm going to kick your punk ass.

did you know that hay cuts like a knife? it does, i had to carry hay bales today and theres little slices all over my legs. i didnt notice until kendra said "hey whats that" and i said "the blood of the innocent."
e-attack wreck, you do the hokey poke- wait.. thats not right...
oh my god WHATEVER. you guys need to start sending me questions worth my time. like a knife huh? big whoop, because the starting line is on IMX right now.

Dear Molly, don't you think my picture in the yearbook sucked? Don't you think I look possessed?
Katy, on the phone in Liz Claiborne
How about you stop being obsessed with what your picture looks like. Look two pictures to the left - that's me. And well, I can't say it's a picture I'm proud of.

If you were an animorph, what animal would you want to change into and why?
Ashley, USA
A dragon, because Katy said so. I have a dragon on my wrist by the way. It's intimidating.

Have you ever walked into a screen door by accident? I have.
Ashley, USA
No. I'm not dumb.

Hey Molly, according to Mike Tribble, Alex Roupenian knows me. How?
Katy, on the phone
Well, Katy. I went straight to the source. Unfortunately, he was eating at the time I answered this, and I don't feel like waiting. Therefore, I will make something up. You went to school together.

Who is hotter Britney Spears or Christina? I prefer Britney, Christina is a whore.
Alex Roupenian, Plymouth
Britney. I agree, Christina is a whore. Katy is chiding me on the phone for answering this ("You're judging giiiirls.") But whatever. She's gayer than me.

Do you watch the Weekenders? That show rocks.
Maggie, AquaPizza
Never heard of it. Doesn't sound too intriguing. I wonder if I spelled that right. Yeah, I did.

Will you marry me?
chandler forman, plymouth
Sure. About damn time you asked.

have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be mud?
eitak rrek, natalies guest room, next to deeder
Several times. And the conclusion I have come up with: brown and muddy.

What if Snape was your dad?
Ashley, Forbidden Forest
Then my name would be Molly Snape. This is where I draw the line - no more Harry Potter questions. None. It's gotten out of control. Like, ok, it was a good book, now go get lives.

But if you couldn't marry Wood, who would it be from HP? Cuz personally, I'd marry Lupin. I mean.. if .. we were closer in age.
steph, across the golf course
Wait, why can't I marry Wood? I don't think that's fair. He counts. You're just asking this because you want "legitimate" characters. Like your precious group of four. Well, I don't want to marry any of them, so there.

do you hear me? and if i fall, will you be there to catch me? when you close your eyes now, are you satisfied? when this day's all over will there be nothing left?
steph, finchland
I can't hear you. Sorry, got these sacks full of sand, can't catch you. If I close my eyes I'll fall asleep, so that's satisfying enough. And yeah, yeah I guess so. ..that last one was said in the voice.

PushinKidsIsFun: ask molly about ice cream tonight
steph, the blue basement like yours
Yeah, I could go for some ice cream. But don't make me order first, I get anxious.

Don't you want to marry Harry? I do.
Maggie, Diagon Alley, London
I don't know, Harry gets in a lot of trouble, and now that he's starting to bitch at people, I think we might clash. I mean, I yell at you guys like that all the time anyway, and if he were to be like "LOOK WHO FOUGHT VOLDEMORT HERE?" I'd be like "WELL I'M COOLER THAN YOU." And things would just go downhill from there, what with my booming popularity and his need to save the world. I'm more partial to Oliver Wood, anyway. He's all grown up and out of school, so it would make me even cooler to be married to him. And he's on some Quidditch team so he's probably famous. Yeah. Oliver's the way to go.

Harry has changed alot, what do you think of it?
Maggie, The Three Broomsticks, Hogsmeade
What do I think of it? I think it's about damn time. That kid has a pretty rough life, I'd say, and I'm glad he's finally bitching at Ron and Hermione for always just being there. I would too. I mean, if I was Harry, I'd be like "Look, I've done a lot more shit than you guys, so slag off." Plus, he's sarcastic now ("Wow. I wonder what it's like to have a difficult life?") and he yelled at Cho ("Don't you start crying again.") So I'm happy about it.

Why does Hawwii have interstates if an interstate means connecting two or more states?
Kat, that place with the rock
I think they're planning on building a bridge, or a tunnel. Eventually. Oh, and excuse me miss I-scored-really-good-on-my-college-english-thing... Hawaii.

is there a man on the horizon?
alex, plymouth
I'm trying to maybe read something very obvious that I am missing in this question, but all I can think of is Vertical Horizon. So I'm going to pretend you ask is there a man in vertical horizon. Yes, we call him Baldy Fuzzy-Chin. But I guess he shaved his chin, so now he's just Baldy.

So what did you think of the fifth instalment of the Harry Potter series?...if you've finished it.
Ashley, Department of Mysteries
I thought it was fantastic. We've already had an overview of the book, but let me tell you losers who have yet to read it - you're losers. Man, I had it the first day. And it was excellent. And all you skeptics who think it's a stupid story about magic, quit being so dumb. They are really good books. This one was particularly good.

Does Dalores Umbridge remind you of Mrs.Chadwick?
Me, Somewhere
DOES SHE EVER. The Ministry as a whole reminds me of Chadwick. I don't want to ruin the book for anyone... but they are really really really unfair. And it frustrates me so much, that I get this tight knot it my stomach and dig my nails into the palm of my hand and let out noises from my throat like "brrwehrh!" And I'll tell you, I stopped reading as soon as that feeling came about and thought When have a felt this before? And it hit me - room p14. It's like, I thought I got rid of her.

So what's up with ______ not being there? Weird.
Ashley, USA
Are you CRAZY?! Since I never refuse a question, I had to post this, but I also had to blank out the name. Come on Ashley, don't be one of those jerks who ruins the story for people who haven't read it yet. You've got to keep it secret. On the real, though, I don't know what's up with it yet. But he/she is not gone for ever, I'm just about to read the chapter that describes their return.

So who's gonna hook up in Book 5, WolverAwesome?
Ashley, HP rocks.
Well, so far nothing's official, but I'm putting my bets on Harry and Cho, Ron and Luna. Actually, the last one is farfetched. But unless you're reading it you have no idea what I'm talking about, so I'll end this now.

so hows the latest Harry Potter?
superstar, on a train to hogwarts(i wish)
oh my god. it's incredible. harry and co. have finally ditched the lame one-liners and have adapted a fantastic sense of dark, cruel humor. from dudley making gay jokes (who's cedric - you're boyfriend?) to uncle vernon saying "effing owls" to other stuff i can't really remember right now. all i know is that it's very funny, dark, and totally confusing. like, you're only allowed to know what harry knows, and he is clueless. i'm only on chapter ten, but i'm taking my time. i waited three years for this bitch, i don't want to finish it in one sitting and be like "great, now dish out book six, rowling."

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
Ashley, USA
And would you miss me when you get there? ...sorry. Indiana. Because I could take car rides with Bill Roe, he said so.

Nsync or Backstreet Boys?
Ashley, USA
Nsync. Like Britney, I have nothing against Justin Timberlake. That one guy was going to go to space. Another one does broadway shows. They have other things going for them. Though, that other one needs to cut his hair. Then there's that guy who's just there. But really, JC needs to cut his hair. In fact, kick him out of the group. He's got a mullet and sings stupid songs. Kick him out. Whereas, the Backstreet Boys are getting arrested and going in rehab. Plus, Justin was a much better sport on Punk'd than Kevin was. And he didn't say "dawg" as much as him either.

What do you think of Avril Lavigne?
Ashley, USA
I'll admit it - I thought she was wicked cool at first. I'll admit it because I'm not really embarrassed by it. I've liked worse artists (Hanson and TLC, for example) I listened through her album, hell, I even burned it, but I didn't think it was that good. I just thought it was cool because whoa! A girl who's not dancing around! A few of her songs, namely I'm With You and Mobile, were just comforting to listen to. But overall, I wasn't that impressed. I don't hate Avril. I believe that she is "real" and I'm not going to be stupid and say "oh she's so manufactured she's worse than Britney" because first of all, I've got nothing against Britney either, and second, I don't think she is manufactured. But I don't think she's punk either, whatever punk means anymore. If I knew her I'd probably be friends with her because she's just normal. BUT. I am upset the way she is exploited, because in result, a lot of bands have been dragged along. Good Charlotte used to be really awesome. Then they got on TRL because whoa! a punk band! and they were sort of forced to start writing poppy songs. Simple Plan wasn't that good to begin with, but they were fun to listen to. And now the Ataris are being taken away from me and I just don't think I can take it. Take them off MTV. Stop exploiting them. But I don't blame Avril, I blame her stupid record company. Whoa. Long reply. Way to get me ranting.

What kind of photography are you into? Black and white or colored photos?
Ashley, I'm interested to see what you say.
Colored, probably. I'm not like, really into photography, but I wish I was. I wish I knew how to take pictures. I just like seeing pictures of common things, like street signs. I took one of an alien eraser too. I was like "check it, that's an alien." Colored photos are more interesting though. I wish I knew what I was talking about.

Do you like Mrs.Chadwick?
Ashley, USA
Not particularly. Though, I can't say I hate her, because then I get all guilty. Cause it's like, well she's a person too, if she found out we talked shit about her, it would probably upset her a lot. It's just that she's a very defensive, mean, self-praising excuse maker-upper.

I bet you didn't predict this did ya?
deeder, you cant see me
Bet I did.

Well then, who's gonna win on Survivor?
Who do you think, USA
Don't be ridiculous. Survivor just ended, and Jenna won. I don't know any of the contestants on the new one yet, I'm not that psychic. Oh, but you know what I hear? For the season after this upcoming one, they're going to bring back old favorites. Like Rudy, and Susan, and Ethan. Though, Ethan already won... so maybe that one's a lie, but won't that be cool to have Rudy back. If he's not dead. I bet he's hangin in there.

What do you see in my future? If you're so psychic...
Ashley, USA
My foretelling ability only goes as far as reality TV. Though I will predict that no one else will ask questions except you, because they're dumb.

Are you psychic? RUBEN WON.
Ashley
Well I think we all know the answer to that question.

Can we make a trade? My belt for your bike?
Steph, USA
Yeah I guess that could work. I mean, you have had my bike for about a year. And your pants may be falling down without your belt. I guess this is a fair. Though I don't really ride my bike. Nor do I fit on my bike. It's the same size as Jonathan's. In fact, it is Jonathan's, just red instead of green. But it's not like I'm gonna go out and buy a brand new bike just so it can sit in your garage for another year. Why am I going on about this. Yeah I'll give your belt back. Keep the bike.

Who's gonna win, Rueben or Clay?
Ashley, USA, woop woop!
Ruben. Ruben's going to win. Ever since he sang "A Whole New World" I've loved that guy. I only saw the show that one time, but they had his picture plastered on msn.com and I have to agree with the rest of the world - he's a teddy bear. Besides, someone named Clay can't get very far. Neither can Bobbys or Jamies. Sorry to any Clays out there, but just change your name to something cool, like Ruben. Wouldn't that be intense? Two Rubens, head to head, competing for the title as American Idol - one looks like a great big teddy bear, the other's like a strangled cat.

What sports do you like watching on T.V.?
Ashley, USA, woop woop!
Sports on TV... Well I like Survivor. (Go Samburu tribe!) And while I'm not a big fan, I watch Fear Factor sometimes. Yeah, those two are probably my favorite sports. Mostly.

Do you ever wear a belt? I wear belts sometimes.
Ashley, Pumpkin
Honestly, no. I think the last time I wore a belt was fifth grade. Some people wear belts just for decoration. Steph's badass belt is in my basement, so she's not decorative anymore. My pants aren't going to fall down. And if they do, what's the big.

So how about them pasta parties?
Superstar, in a car that's stuck in a hole that's in the desert
By pasta party do you mean every party!?!

Do you enjoy the occational snacking on and/or eating of chips and salsa?
Ashley, Ummm, in my computer room.
Completely. Except the whole salsa part. It's gross and red and probably spicy. I got this thing against anything spicy (especially Katie Kerr). But the chips I'll go for.

what is your favorite flintstones vitamin and why.
Katie, [insert clever location here]
I have never taken a vitamin in my life. Despite the fact that they have never been available to me, I still see no reason in taking them. I think it's bullshit. If I want to swallow little purple prehistoric cartoons, well, I just won't. Vitamins are so overplayed.

dude....if i was a penis, that would make me toms penis up your ass..and if i was tom's penis...we'd be more than friends...and thats just not going to happen, What are tootsie rolls made out of?..besides chocolate
Katy, "somewhere besides up someones ass"
You said penis way too many times in that sentence. But as a warning, I'd like to ask you to stop making any sort of references to or stories about my butt. And to answer your question, tootsie rolls are made with love.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? get out.
Katy, "wait....you have a penis up your ass"
I believe at the time you had asked this question, I was in your house because you invited me. Man, wise up. And your location? Totally doesn't make sense. Unless you're suggesting that you're a penis, and somehow have found your way in my ass. In that case, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ASS? get out.

Name that song! "In the time of the chimpanzees, i was a monkey." GO!
katie, hogwarts
Beck, "Loser". Holy crap katie. What a tough question. I HOPE YOU KNOW I'M BEING SARCASTIC.

Why do you think tom should marry you?...and dont say its becuase you're awesome...
Katy Hoppus, Dreamland
Well he shouldn't, because he's 13 years older than me. But if we were the same age, then it should be because we're quite compatible. And he's extremely funny and I liked him BEFORE I thought he was attractive. Plus we both play guitar and stuff. Common ground! COMMON GROUND! *shakes fist angrily with assertion*

Do ya want an Orey Mollyo?
Deeder, over there
Yes. Yes I do.

Do we do the Elf Thing now???
someone's in your house
The lions and the elves are free! Thanks to their lords, who fought valiantly with light sabers against... 1st graders.

What is the one thing you wish for the most?
Sherry, USA
A dragon. Or some kind of ninja suit that would grant me ninja powers. Or both. Like, my ninja powers could be to summon dragons. That would be sweet.
No but seriously, I wish for a hug the most.

if you could have a soundtrack of your life, what would be on it?
Katie
OH MAN. Ok, get this, I start off with the theme from "Fresh Prince of Belair", you know, telling my life story. That would kick into "U Remind Me" by Usher. I guess I'd slow things down a bit with "My Friends" by the Chili Peppers. And then SeaQuest, played by the band. Then "Never Wake Up" by Sum 41. Then "There Is" by Box Car Racer, with a personalized intro to Tom by me. I'd probably put in about 5 songs that I play or made up. Like my Milo and Otis song, it's pretty kickass. The whole thing would be topped off with "Highlander Theme" by Queen.