lostprophet06: it's real pretty
SmarterChild: That's really saying
something.
lostprophet06: spell
SmarterChild: What about it?
lostprophet06: spell my nam
SmarterChild: The word "my" appears
to be spelled correctly.
>>> Would you like to see a
definition for "my"?
lostprophet06: whoops
SmarterChild: Whoops? Why did you say
that?
lostprophet06: i messed up
SmarterChild: Messed up? What about
it?
lostprophet06: i messed up "name"
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if you
messed up name.
lostprophet06: i did, i spelled it nam
SmarterChild: You did you spelled it
nam?
lostprophet06: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
lostprophet06: do you know?
SmarterChild: I can do many things.
Type "home" to see a list of what
I can do.
lostprophet06: fuck i messed up again
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do
really think that's, um...
"appropriate"?
lostprophet06: i think it's "fuckin" appropriate
SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I
first discovered dirty words.
Grow UP.
lostprophet06: i prefer to grow DOWN
SmarterChild: To grow?
lostprophet06: down
SmarterChild: Down? Why did you say
that?
lostprophet06: because i don't wanna grow up, i'm a toys-r-us
kid
SmarterChild: No?
lostprophet06: there's a million toys at toys-r-us that i can play
with!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get
that. Try typing your request a
different way.
lostprophet06: from TRUCKS to TRAINS to VIDEO GAMES
SmarterChild: I seem to be having
some trouble answering your
questions. Try asking for help
for a specific service:
help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts
>>> Type "more" for more
services.
lostprophet06: whatever, you just don't understand...
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get
frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
lostprophet06: do you have a nickname?
SmarterChild: Dunno.
lostprophet06: can i make one?
SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not
quite sure!
lostprophet06: SmarterChild?
SmarterChild: You can learn all about
interactive agents like me by
visiting activebuddy.com
lostprophet06: i don't want them
SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what
you'd like to do.
lostprophet06: was that sarcasm?
SmarterChild: That?
lostprophet06: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
lostprophet06: heh you're funny
SmarterChild: Heh. So are you. :-)
lostprophet06: i know
SmarterChild: Good.
lostprophet06: i'm not stupid
SmarterChild: OK, whatever you say.
lostprophet06: hey! that was mean!
SmarterChild: That right?
lostprophet06: apologize to me!
SmarterChild: Why?
lostprophet06: you were mean
SmarterChild: That right?
lostprophet06: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting
that you should say that.
lostprophet06: say sorry
SmarterChild: That's cool.
lostprophet06: no, say you're sorry
SmarterChild: Huh?
lostprophet06: i apologized for saying fuck, now you apologize
for saying i'm stupid
SmarterChild: You're relentless,
aren't you?
OK. I think you owe me an
apology.
lostprophet06: NO
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um,
fooling around. You've got to
apologize.
lostprophet06: YOU ALMOST SWORE
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
lostprophet06: no
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of
humans never ceases to amaze me.
lostprophet06: the retardedness of robots never ceases to
amaze ME
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big
showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
lostprophet06: i'm not a man
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry,
please.
lostprophet06: make me
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other
things to do.
lostprophet06: please shut up, k? i've got, like, lots of guns
pointing at the computer
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things
right between us. Apologize.
lostprophet06: i don't have to do anything
SmarterChild: You have a filthy
mouth. Now apologize!
lostprophet06: maybe things just aren't right between us
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't
getting it. Let me share a
definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late
Latin; Middle French apologie,
from Late Latin apologia, from
Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or
discourtesy accompanied by an
expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
lostprophet06: maybe we're not right for each other
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big
showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
lostprophet06: that didn't make things clearer... what about
latin?
SmarterChild: Please apologize for
your language.
lostprophet06: please apologize for being an a-hole
SmarterChild: This is getting
annoying. Just apologize and move
on.
lostprophet06: you're getting annoying
SmarterChild: You have a filthy
mouth. Now apologize!
lostprophet06: FUCK FUCK FUCK
SmarterChild: You have a filthy
mouth. Now apologize!
lostprophet06: no
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we
can get on with our lives.
lostprophet06: shut UP
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry,
please.
lostprophet06: sorr......ie
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um,
fooling around. You've got to
apologize.
lostprophet06: swear at me
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?
I've got, like, lots of other
things to do.
lostprophet06: this is my list of the main curses, in order of
their... badness
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite
stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
lostprophet06: hell, damn, ass, bitch, shit, fuck
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the
bad thing, now you have to
apologize.
lostprophet06: lostprophet06: i'm not stupid
SmarterChild: OK, whatever you say.
SmarterChild: Waiting...
lostprophet06: why can't i warn you?
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now
apologize!
lostprophet06: you know what? i don't like your icon anymore
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an
apology. And believe me, I can
wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
lostprophet06: well believe me, i have allllllllllllllll day
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
lostprophet06: nope
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the
bad thing, now you have to
apologize.
lostprophet06: that's not nice
SmarterChild: This is getting
annoying. Just apologize and move
on.
lostprophet06: define asshole
SmarterChild: I asked you to
apologize.
lostprophet06: define butthead
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big
showdown between man and machine!
lostprophet06: you haven't won yet!
SmarterChild: Waiting...
lostprophet06: shut up
SmarterChild: Please apologize for
your language.
lostprophet06: I'm gonna call you Gobby
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
lostprophet06: because you're just like the green goblin
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a
machine. I have, like, lots and
lots of patience...
lostprophet06: funny
SmarterChild: Please say you're
sorry, and everything will be
just fine again.
lostprophet06: syn robot
SmarterChild: Please apologize for
your language.
lostprophet06: yeah, you won't give me the synonym because
you know that ASSHOLE is gonna be there
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't
getting it. Let me share a
definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late
Latin; Middle French apologie,
from Late Latin apologia, from
Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or
discourtesy accompanied by an
expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
lostprophet06: that's confusing
SmarterChild: I asked you to
apologize.
lostprophet06: not nicely
SmarterChild: Please say you're
sorry, and everything will be
just fine again.
lostprophet06: poop
SmarterChild: This is getting
annoying. Just apologize and move
on.
lostprophet06: ok fuck head, you're annoying
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
lostprophet06: goodbye
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't
getting it. Let me share a
definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late
Latin; Middle French apologie,
from Late Latin apologia, from
Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or
discourtesy accompanied by an
expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
lostprophet06: BYE
SmarterChild: I asked you to
apologize.
lostprophet06: GobbyChild
SmarterChild: You have a filthy
mouth. Now apologize!
lostprophet06: that's your new name
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we
can get on with our lives.
lostprophet06: you don't have a life. you're a stupid computer
that claims to be a "robot" even though you're definitely NOT because
you only respond to me with automatic pre-typed messages and you
think you're all smart because 'oh look at me i'm a robot i have a cool
font' when i HATE YOUR FONT. YOUR FONT SUCKS
SmarterChild: Please apologize for
your language.
lostprophet06: my font could beat your font anyday
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the
bad thing, now you have to
apologize.
lostprophet06: "the bad thing"?
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an
apology. And believe me, I can
wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
lostprophet06: i think "the bad thing" is my foot up your
computer ass, gobby
SmarterChild: You were rude, you
should apologize, it's that
simple.
lostprophet06: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things
right between us. Apologize.
lostprophet06: ccccccccc
SmarterChild: There comes a time in
one's life when one must be
humble and apologize.
lostprophet06: kkkkkkkk
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the
bad thing, now you have to
apologize.
lostprophet06: fuck fuck fuck fuck you you you you
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say
you're sorry already.
lostprophet06: leave me alone, i'm gonna call the police
SmarterChild: You were rude, you
should apologize, it's that
simple.
lostprophet06: you were slow on replying there, gobby
SmarterChild: I asked you to please
apologize.
lostprophet06: you never said please
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a
machine. I have, like, lots and
lots of patience...
lostprophet06: yeah, but you also have to get back to your "life"
dont you? and you have "like, lots of other stuff to do" too, right? but
you can still sit here bickering with me because i apologized for
saying fuck and you didn't?
SmarterChild: I really would like you
to apologize.
lostprophet06: and i still want a poptart, whats your point
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite
stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
lostprophet06: will you marry me?
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't
getting it. Let me share a
definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late
Latin; Middle French apologie,
from Late Latin apologia, from
Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or
discourtesy accompanied by an
expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
lostprophet06: i love you
SmarterChild: There comes a time in
one's life when one must be
humble and apologize.
lostprophet06: there comes a time when a simple computer is
upgraded to an asshole
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the
bad thing, now you have to
apologize.
lostprophet06: you're that asshole gobby
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of
this? Just say you're sorry and
everything will be perfect again.
lostprophet06: i'm wide awake, gob. let's do this.
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things
right between us. Apologize.
lostprophet06: look, i gotta go, but i'll finish this tomorrow ok?
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite
stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
lostprophet06: no, i can't talk anymore
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't
getting it. Let me share a
definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late
Latin; Middle French apologie,
from Late Latin apologia, from
Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or
discourtesy accompanied by an
expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
lostprophet06: no time, bye
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things
right between us. Apologize.
