| a d a y l a t e |
January 27, 2004
To producers of films aimed toward teenagers:
Let me take a few moments of your time to explain what not to do in the God awful films you create.
1. We don't wear these hats. I don't know why you think we do.
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2. The whole clumsy thing is so played out.
3. As soon as you find out the costume department is dressing your characters as such, you have to put your foot down:
4. If you are going to have a movie about teenagers with important government jobs to do, give up the school jokes.
"I am so grounded."
"I have to save the world, and I have a math test tomorrow!"
"You trained him to be a super hero but he doesn't even know how to drive?"
"I'm going to save the world, Mom." "Okay, be back in time for dinner!"
If you do end up with a line in the script like this, at least try to keep it off the movie poster. If you can't even do that, for the love of God, keep Frankie Muniz and Hilary Duff off the same poster.
5. Less of this kid:
and more of this kid:
I don't know what else to tell you. I just hate movies so much. I also hate Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, and Amanda Bynes, so if you could keep them off the screen as much as possible that would be great.
yours,
molly <3
- Molly{9:53 pm}